The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

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The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

Post by davidofmk771 » 12 Nov 2017, 16:06

As upsetting as it is, we still do not have a chaplain aboard the Almayer. No one to provide the marines with moral support and beat sinners into hardened warriors, just an empty room, a bible, and some candles. So today, i've come here to speak of the other world beyond our own waking lives.

~Da GhOsTzOnE~ In Da GhOsTzOnE yOu ArE nOtHiNg MoRe ThAn A sPeCtRe, A dEtAcHeD cOnSiOuSnEsS fOrCeD tO SpEcTaTe ThE GrAvItY wElL yOu DiEd In (GhOsTs ArE AfFeCtEd By GrAvItY bTw)
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Re: The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

Post by Sir Lordington » 12 Nov 2017, 16:14

davidofmk771 wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 16:06
No one to provide the marines with moral support and beat sinners into hardened warriors
We do have a CMP.
I play Luke Compton.

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Re: The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

Post by davidofmk771 » 12 Nov 2017, 16:18

Sir Lordington wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 16:14
We do have a CMP.
THE CMP IS A GODLESS HEATHEN!

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Re: The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

Post by davidofmk771 » 13 Nov 2017, 20:19

Updated to reflect the nature of ERT reincarnation.

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Post by Heckenshutze » 13 Nov 2017, 20:35

And where's Sovngard? (Dutch Dozen)

And Devil's left hand (Deathsquad)
Charlie squaddie, PFC Ruben Dario

spare time Yautja and Synth

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Post by davidofmk771 » 13 Nov 2017, 20:40

Shhhh, to speak of such things, even in the daylight of the shire LV-624, is truly dangerous.

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Re: The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

Post by TehSpoderman » 13 Nov 2017, 22:06

my eyes pls stahp
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Re: The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

Post by davidofmk771 » 13 Nov 2017, 22:15

imagine how the ghosts feel when they can see through EVERYTHING.

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Re: The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

Post by Ms.Degrasse » 14 Nov 2017, 09:25

SS13 - and CM by extension - have a quite interesting spiritual world by itself...

There is no hell or heaven.

Every soul goes to the same exact place.
A dimension where they can observe but not interact with the material world.

Reincarnation is still a possibility in every game.

But there is no sin at all.
And no karma. Or analogue.
The only defining thing in every soul?
Is the salt content. :lol:

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