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You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Snypehunter007 » 07 Jan 2017, 05:25

Seeing the similar "You know you're on CM too much when..." post, I thought I might make one for staff both former and current.

To start off . . .
>you try to mute your friend when they complain about some thing.
>you dream about moderating situations.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Ordukai » 07 Jan 2017, 05:38

Funny, I had a dream about jumping on the forums when I was on vacation. Seems being away from CM for about 5 days was too much.

For that matter, too much? More like "The proper amount".
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Boltersam » 07 Jan 2017, 05:57

You know you've been staffing CM too much when...

You start having nightmares about convoluted metarush situations where you're the only staff online.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Sargeantmuffinman » 07 Jan 2017, 06:21

When you start to dream about new updates that may never come.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 07 Jan 2017, 06:23

When you dream of a stream of actual to goodness pointless a-helps, that don't ever stop.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby YungCuz » 07 Jan 2017, 10:42

When you wish both sides dont attack eachother at all until the meta timer is up.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Toroic » 07 Jan 2017, 13:42

When you set the ahelp sound effect as your alarm, so you can wake up worried about griff
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Jroinc1 » 07 Jan 2017, 14:14

When msay is your default chat type.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Desolane900 » 08 Jan 2017, 14:16

When you get associated with dickriding on Reddit.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby TheSpoonyCroy » 09 Jan 2017, 01:49

When you have a word document for common questions (with multiple variations, so you don't sound like a robot).

Have a folder somewhere with logs and a notepad+ app still open that has around 6 or 7 different entries tabs open....

however was still a pretty fun experience
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Eenkogneeto » 09 Jan 2017, 21:32

You aghost in the middle of a firefight and seal a breach between bursts.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Mordrehel » 09 Jan 2017, 21:34

When you hit observe and toggle xeno prefs off almost every round.

When you know things about every role and complied a proper answer to anything that has a 5% chance of being asked in a three hour time period.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby slc97 » 09 Jan 2017, 21:36

When you can start naming certain incident notes from certain players by heart.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Dapper Stache » 09 Jan 2017, 21:41

When you type msay in discord.

When you wake up thinking you heard the ahelp noise.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Desolane900 » 10 Jan 2017, 00:21

slc97 wrote:When you can start naming certain incident notes from certain players by heart.


D-Do I have an incident, senpai?
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby monkeysfist101 » 10 Jan 2017, 14:11

When you start assuming that everyone who doesn't get what you're saying must be from Brazil.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Sadokist » 12 Jan 2017, 01:41

you quit from being a mentor after an hour
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 12 Jan 2017, 10:46

monkeysfist101 wrote:When you start assuming that everyone who doesn't get what you're saying must be from Brazil.


Ah yes, the tried and true trigger situation for all CM staff.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Eenkogneeto » 12 Jan 2017, 16:27

When you use who every ten or twenty minutes to make sure you aren't carrying too hard as a Sadar Spec and ruining the ayys fun.
I've been doing that since i was a mentor. Probably a bad habit.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Snypehunter007 » 25 Feb 2017, 02:34

Bumping for all the newbies.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Snypehunter007 » 15 Jun 2017, 20:45

Again bumping for all the new staff considering a few of the original staff in this forum are no longer here.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Karmac » 15 Jun 2017, 20:50

When you give up on being a nice person and accept the reality you might get a bunch of staff reports but at the end of the day it means they won't ahelp the same stupid question for the 16th time.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby NescauComToddy » 15 Jun 2017, 21:26

When you start trying to speak in a formal and accented way with your IRL bros.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby Boltersam » 16 Jun 2017, 14:13

Whenever you hear a ding, you pray to god it's a mass grief and not the same runner asking why his plasma's not regenerating.
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Re: You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

Postby PreacherCini » 16 Jun 2017, 16:45

When you are hoping someone ahelps about a repeat offender so you can bannu them.
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