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Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Pawoverlord » 22 May 2015, 01:45

I didn't see any forum games while I was lurkin' so I might as well throw this one up. :P The rules are simple! Someone makes a wish, and you grant it, but with a twist! You can be as creative or literal as you want! An example might be...

I wish I could be a Spess Alien!

Then the next post would be something of the lines of...

Granted, but then Spess Marines came along and killed you, and your sisters!
I wish that I had the ability to shrink in size!

I think you guys get the idea now! :D
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Alicia Jewel » 22 May 2015, 01:48

Granted, but you can never grow back and get stepped on!

I wish I had a million dollars!

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Post by Pawoverlord » 22 May 2015, 01:54

Granted, but then you slipped on an ice-cube and the hospital bill was a million dollars.

I wish I had an ice cream.
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Post by Archaeological.Cat » 22 May 2015, 01:57

Granted, but it was an already melted ice cream.

I wish I could read minds.

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Post by Gromoi » 22 May 2015, 02:07

Granted, but only your mind
I wish to make a wish

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Post by MrJJJ » 22 May 2015, 04:15

Granted , you confuse the fuck out of everyone as usuall, the Galaxy is now after you
I wish to wish to wish to wish to wishx100 times

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Post by Archaeological.Cat » 22 May 2015, 04:42

Denied.

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Post by Derpislav » 22 May 2015, 10:28

I wish to see HIT in action, just once.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sligneris » 22 May 2015, 11:00

Granted, but only on the Russian server (I saw them there, laser swords were weird.)

I wish to survive an entire round as an alien.

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Post by Hailstorm77 » 22 May 2015, 11:21

Granted, but you only survive by floating through space forever without being able to do anything.

I wish that Space Marines could listen to their SL's (I know most do I'm talking about those that don't)

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Post by Sligneris » 22 May 2015, 11:23

Granted, but all four SLs order everyone to commit suicide.

I want marines to actually try taking xenos alive.

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Post by Hailstorm77 » 22 May 2015, 11:25

Granted but by trying to take them alive they accidently shoot flamethrowers at them while they are handcuffed and they die.

I wish more people had access to PAI's

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by UnknownMurder » 22 May 2015, 11:37

Wish Granted, no one joins as pAI as they want to join as Aliens.

I wish no one speaks on this, no one grants my wish, and no one bringing it up.

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Post by Gromoi » 22 May 2015, 15:53

I wish unkownmurder was funny #homicide

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Post by Hailstorm77 » 22 May 2015, 16:40

I'm sorry Gromoi I don't think anyone can grant that wish...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sligneris » 22 May 2015, 17:51

I wish I could rewind time.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Pawoverlord » 23 May 2015, 16:56

Granted, but then you discovered true love! Only to find out, you are your own grandpa.
I wish I could know what love is.
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Post by Hailstorm77 » 23 May 2015, 17:02

Granted, however it is explained to you by an AI so while you cannot have it you now understand it.

I wish people would pay more attention

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Gromoi » 23 May 2015, 18:19

Granted, but they pay attention to everyone but you and unknown

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by ghostdex » 23 May 2015, 19:44

I wish marines were competent

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Post by Hailstorm77 » 23 May 2015, 19:52

ghostdex wrote:I wish marines were competent
Granted the real Marines are more competent but the Colonial Marines become even less competent

I wish whoever was giving the wishes would have to dance for me like a monkey whenever I want them to.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Gromoi » 23 May 2015, 20:35

granted, but you become a monkey too

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by UnknownMurder » 23 May 2015, 23:50

Granted, I'm sorry, what was your wish?
I wish people would start answering and wishing the same post in the post, so that we can get the post that the post we want the post for the post, by the post, of the post.

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Post by Hailstorm77 » 24 May 2015, 00:27

Granted however not everyone will be doing this I'm sure. (Even though I also want them to)

I wish that They would hurry up and finish Log Horizon Season 2 Dub so I can watch it Subbed and Dubbed.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Alicia Jewel » 24 May 2015, 01:52

Granted, but they replace every voice actor with Gilbert Gottfried.

I wish I could join a round without being surrounded by idiots.

EDIT: Guys, I appreciate it, but go to page two and stop granting my wish. xD
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