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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 07 Nov 2017, 19:52

Granted but they all make you die slowly

I wish I could be in the CM universe.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by misterjoper » 08 Nov 2017, 05:37

manezinho wrote:
07 Nov 2017, 19:52
I wish I could be in the CM universe.
Granted, but by the time you arrive into CM The Almayer has already undergone evacuation.. And you are female by the way.Who is bald as well,

I wish I could befriend xenos when I am survivor. And I wish they would not infect me.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by TheMusician321 » 08 Nov 2017, 05:47

misterjoper wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 05:37
Granted, but by the time you arrive into CM The Almayer has already undergone evacuation.. And you are female by the way.Who is bald as well,

I wish I could befriend xenos when I am survivor. And I wish they would not infect me.
Granted but a wild pred kidnaps you and murders all of your xeno friends.

I wish to be able to make shields out of dead crushers.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 08 Nov 2017, 12:51

Granted but the meat sheilds drip with acid melting you to death

I wish to be able to wish for something that doesnt get corrupted
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by emeraldmoonx » 08 Nov 2017, 15:47

Granted, but it gets corrupted anyways.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by zane » 08 Nov 2017, 16:02

Granted but you fly into a wall.

I wish I could never die.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 09 Nov 2017, 11:24

zane wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 16:02
Granted but you fly into a wall.

I wish I could never die.
granted but you are completely paralysed and brain dead for eternity.

I wish for 2000 slaves who are completely loyal to me
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 09 Nov 2017, 12:54

Granted, but your slaves are idiots and you must explain everything you know to your 2000 slaves, must teach them how to pay taxes, drive a car, and what everything is. One slave is also pregnant.

I wish I was unbanned from MP.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 09 Nov 2017, 13:06

Granted but you immediately get permabanned instead

I wish i was robust
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 09 Nov 2017, 13:08

HR171 wrote:
09 Nov 2017, 13:06
Granted but you immediately get permabanned instead

I wish i was robust
Granted. Your species is changed every round based on atmos conditions. And for Ice Colony, you become a slime person. For LV and Big-Red you become a shadowperson

I wish I was a shadowperson.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 09 Nov 2017, 13:22

Granted but someone constantly shines a light at you till yer die

I wish people called for CAS when im PO
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Joe4444 » 09 Nov 2017, 14:28

HR171 wrote:
09 Nov 2017, 13:22
Granted but someone constantly shines a light at you till yer die

I wish people called for CAS when im PO
Granted, but no one knows how to call it in properly and always call it in on marine positions.

I wish for more WO rounds.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Simo94 » 09 Nov 2017, 15:19

Joe4444 wrote:
09 Nov 2017, 14:28
Granted, but no one knows how to call it in properly and always call it in on marine positions.

I wish for more WO rounds.
Granted, but you get point blank buckshotted everytime

I wish I had a railscoped SADAR
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by taketheshot56 » 09 Nov 2017, 16:18

Granted but you are not allowed to deploy and the SADAR is useless on the ship.

I wish i could actually hit an alien.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by James5734 » 09 Nov 2017, 17:56

Granted but the alien you shoot is always RPing and you get battle executed 5 seconds later.

I wish the prison map could be put into rotation
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Vibraphone » 10 Nov 2017, 05:14

James5734 wrote:
09 Nov 2017, 17:56
Granted but the alien you shoot is always RPing and you get battle executed 5 seconds later.

I wish the prison map could be put into rotation
Granted, but it's not against the rules to smash open windows and melt walls leading to space.

I wish the railscope SADAR was real
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by taketheshot56 » 10 Nov 2017, 05:35

Vibraphone wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 05:14
Granted, but it's not against the rules to smash open windows and melt walls leading to space.

I wish the railscope SADAR was real
It is real, however the RO refuses to hand it out to marines.

I wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 10 Nov 2017, 11:03

taketheshot56 wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 05:35
It is real, however the RO refuses to hand it out to marines.

I wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted.
Granted but you soon run into situations where you would have needed that wish, driving you to suicide.

I have no wishes.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 10 Nov 2017, 15:59

Crab_Spider wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 11:03
Granted but you soon run into situations where you would have needed that wish, driving you to suicide.

I have no wishes.
Granted but i get your wish instead

I wish for a pet muhreen
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AccointNaim » 10 Nov 2017, 19:19

That Muhren is an idiot, and kills you.

I wish I could be Checkers 2.0 (That one Survivor thats also a Xenomorph and can speak English and Xenomorph)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by taketheshot56 » 10 Nov 2017, 23:05

AccointNaim wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 19:19
That Muhren is an idiot, and kills you.

I wish I could be Checkers 2.0 (That one Survivor thats also a Xenomorph and can speak English and Xenomorph)
You are checkers 2.0 but unlike the CO checkers had who researched you. The CO has you brought to CIC where you are promptly mateba'd

I wish all marines had access to smartguns
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 11 Nov 2017, 00:08

taketheshot56 wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 23:05
You are checkers 2.0 but unlike the CO checkers had who researched you. The CO has you brought to CIC where you are promptly mateba'd

I wish all marines had access to smartguns
Smart guns are nerfed on mass to compensate and BCs are nerfed as well.

I have no wishes.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 11 Nov 2017, 16:11

you get a wish anyhow and that wish kills you

I wish for a pet (un-retarded) murheen
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by TheMusician321 » 11 Nov 2017, 17:25

HR171 wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 16:11
you get a wish anyhow and that wish kills you

I wish for a pet (un-retarded) murheen
granted but they die instantly from FF.

I wish for 2 quickfire m41as at round start, every round.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 11 Nov 2017, 17:44

Granted but Aoi Bell kills you every time to get you attachments

I wish for a pet un retarded muhreen who is impervious to FF
Archie 'sunshine' Smith
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