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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by taketheshot56 » 11 Nov 2017, 17:44

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granted but they die instantly from FF.

I wish for 2 quickfire m41as at round start, every round.
Granted but Aoi Bell shoots you and steals the quickfire m41s to put his Gyrooos on.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 11 Nov 2017, 17:53

taketheshot56 wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 17:44
Granted but Aoi Bell shoots you and steals the quickfire m41s to put his Gyrooos on.
I beat you to that joke matey
deal with it.

Granted but you get permabanned from the server and the forums with no chance to appeal
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 11 Nov 2017, 18:15

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11 Nov 2017, 17:44
Granted but Aoi Bell kills you every time to get you attachments

I wish for a pet un retarded muhreen who is impervious to FF
Granted but it dies an early death due to natural causes.

I wish the earth blew up.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 11 Nov 2017, 18:22

manezinho wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 18:15
Granted but it dies an early death due to natural causes.

I wish the earth blew up.
granted but the year is 2698 so the earth is a nuclear waste land and no one lives there, humanity has spread throughout the milky-way and thus basically earth blowing up has no impact on anyone apart from you because you were on earth as it blew up Tldr ; you die nothing else happens

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by taketheshot56 » 11 Nov 2017, 18:45

HR171 wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 18:22
granted but the year is 2698 so the earth is a nuclear waste land and no one lives there, humanity has spread throughout the milky-way and thus basically earth blowing up has no impact on anyone apart from you because you were on earth as it blew up Tldr ; you die nothing else happens

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions.
He is BEd by the CO

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 11 Nov 2017, 18:53

granted but a nuclear warhead accidentally detonates in the atmosphere over wherever you live crippling your internet and computer permanently (also maybe killing you but whatever).

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi,
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 11 Nov 2017, 19:03

HR171 wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 18:53
granted but a nuclear warhead accidentally detonates in the atmosphere over wherever you live crippling your internet and computer permanently (also maybe killing you but whatever).

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi,
Granted but he is murdered by a baldie.

I wish HR171 would stop trying to make an immortal pet muhreen.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by BobaFett07 » 11 Nov 2017, 20:41

granted, but another one takes his place and is even more annoying

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 12 Nov 2017, 09:58

BobaFett07 wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 20:41
granted, but another one takes his place and is even more annoying
Granted but Its yer boi in disguise


I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and kills all baldies on sight (thus cannot be murdered by them(and MPs dont care))
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 12 Nov 2017, 09:59

manezinho wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 19:03
I wish HR171 would stop trying to make an immortal pet muhreen.
Try stop me biatch
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Joe4444 » 12 Nov 2017, 10:15

HR171 wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 09:58
Granted but Its yer boi in disguise


I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and kills all baldies on sight (thus cannot be murdered by them(and MPs dont care))
Granted, but he's crushed by the dropship when it comes up.

I wish for xenos to be removed from the game.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by TheMusician321 » 12 Nov 2017, 10:29

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12 Nov 2017, 10:15
Granted, but he's crushed by the dropship when it comes up.

I wish for xenos to be removed from the game.
Granted but they're replaced by murder monkey corroders.

I wish to not be bad at socializing with people.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 12 Nov 2017, 10:36

TheMusician321 wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 10:29
Granted but they're replaced by murder monkey corroders.

I wish to not be bad at socializing with people.
Granted but you die (cant be bad at socialising if yer dead)

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 12 Nov 2017, 12:11

HR171 wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 10:36
Granted but you die (cant be bad at socialising if yer dead)

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship
Granted but he goes into a coma.

I wish there were more CM memes.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 12 Nov 2017, 12:17

granted but they are all shitty Aoi Bell memes

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Joe4444 » 12 Nov 2017, 12:27

HR171 wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 12:17
granted but they are all shitty Aoi Bell memes

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas.
Granted but he never gets out of the cryo pods

I wish for the corroder to be added back into the game

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 12 Nov 2017, 12:38

Granted but you are banned so can never play the game.

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by DeadLantern » 12 Nov 2017, 13:37

HR171 wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 12:38
Granted but you are banned so can never play the game.

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo
Since he never cyro'd, and the only other person who did not cryo was the antag synthetic, the synth disposed of him into space.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Nov 2017, 13:48

I wish I could have Brett Kimple's ckey.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by DeadLantern » 12 Nov 2017, 15:08

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I wish I could have Brett Kimple's ckey.
Perma bans on every single server, even the anime ones.

I wish I could become a predalien.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by misterjoper » 12 Nov 2017, 17:55

DeadLantern wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 15:08

I wish I could become a predalien.
Granted but round ends as soon as you burst.(still worth it)
I wish I could argue with feweh without getting banned.
Now I am truly Free from this Endless loop of killing eachother.
I had my fun for a half of year. I am satisfied.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Nov 2017, 17:57

misterjoper wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 17:55
Granted but round ends as soon as you burst.(still worth it)
I wish I could argue with feweh without getting banned.
Granted but you get banned for being low RP

I have no wishes
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 12 Nov 2017, 18:34

Crab_Spider wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 17:57
Granted but you get banned for being low RP

I have no wishes
You are given a disease instead.

I wish there were more baldies.
I play both marine and xenomorph.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by James5734 » 13 Nov 2017, 08:12

manezinho wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 18:34
You are given a disease instead.

I wish there were more baldies.

Granted but the xenos the baldies are fighting against are also bald

I wish I knew what to wish for
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 14 Nov 2017, 17:01

James5734 wrote:
13 Nov 2017, 08:12
Granted but the xenos the baldies are fighting against are also bald

I wish I knew what to wish for
Granted, you wish for death.


I Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight


Haha my pet muhreen wish will become incorruptible heheheheheheheheheh :cool: :cool: :cool:
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