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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Joe4444 » 14 Nov 2017, 17:12

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14 Nov 2017, 17:01
Granted, you wish for death.


I Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight


Haha my pet muhreen wish will become incorruptible heheheheheheheheheh :cool: :cool: :cool:
granted but he activates the SD somehow and blows up the ship

I wish for a single, nice, fresh apple.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 16 Nov 2017, 11:35

granted but you get distracted so my pet muhreen eats it.4

I Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by James5734 » 16 Nov 2017, 11:43

Granted but he gets stuffed down disposals and gets spaced

I wish Aoi Bell was unbanned and given and whitelisted for CO
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 16 Nov 2017, 12:21

James5734 wrote:
16 Nov 2017, 11:43
Granted but he gets stuffed down disposals and gets spaced

I wish Aoi Bell was unbanned and given and whitelisted for CO
(didn't notice the last reply)
Granted but he kills everyone with "too gyroh".

I wish CM had a chef role.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AccointNaim » 17 Nov 2017, 04:16

The Chef has absolutely no cooking abilities whatsoever.

I wish that I was a Pet Muhreen
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sheodir » 17 Nov 2017, 12:35

Granted but the Xeno Queen that adopted you gets (rightfully) banned for LowRP and general shittery.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by misterjoper » 17 Nov 2017, 12:46

Sheodir wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:35
Granted but the Xeno Queen that adopted you gets (rightfully) banned for LowRP and general shittery.

I wish I was Feweh
Granted, but you and Feweh gets banned for Multi-keying.
Now I am truly Free from this Endless loop of killing eachother.
I had my fun for a half of year. I am satisfied.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 18 Nov 2017, 13:04

I Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD AND WOULDN'T GET STUFFED DOWN DISPOSALS.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Joe4444 » 18 Nov 2017, 13:09

HR171 wrote:
18 Nov 2017, 13:04
I Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD AND WOULDN'T GET STUFFED DOWN DISPOSALS.
granted, but he is so genetically superior W-Y take him for studying and kill him trying to reverse engineer a cure for the common cold

atleast they got the cure.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 18 Nov 2017, 13:52

granted but they all catch a fatal disease that was a result of the W-Y attempt to cure the common cold.

I Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD and who is NOT REISTANT TO THE COMMON COLD SO A CURE CANNOT BE PRODUCED FROM HIM.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 18 Nov 2017, 14:56

HR171 wrote:
18 Nov 2017, 13:52
granted but they all catch a fatal disease that was a result of the W-Y attempt to cure the common cold.

I Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD and who is NOT REISTANT TO THE COMMON COLD SO A CURE CANNOT BE PRODUCED FROM HIM.
Granted but your pet becomes so genetically superior that he realizes how horrible his existence is and makes sure no one ever creates an abomination like himself again. After completing this mission he proceeds to kill you and himself to make sure this never happens again.

I wish this was over.
I play both marine and xenomorph.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 18 Nov 2017, 17:21

manezinho wrote:
18 Nov 2017, 14:56
Granted but your pet becomes so genetically superior that he realizes how horrible his existence is and makes sure no one ever creates an abomination like himself again. After completing this mission he proceeds to kill you and himself to make sure this never happens again.

I wish this was over.
Granted but then it begins again 10 minutes later.

Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD and who is NOT REISTANT TO THE COMMON COLD SO A CURE CANNOT BE PRODUCED FROM HIM, And he is a muhreen so is incapable about thinking about himself in any depth, also lives only to serve me.


MY WISH WILL BECOME INCORRUPTIBLE! HEHEHEHEHEH! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 18 Nov 2017, 19:26

HR171 wrote:
18 Nov 2017, 17:21
Granted but then it begins again 10 minutes later.

Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD and who is NOT REISTANT TO THE COMMON COLD SO A CURE CANNOT BE PRODUCED FROM HIM, And he is a muhreen so is incapable about thinking about himself in any depth, also lives only to serve me.


MY WISH WILL BECOME INCORRUPTIBLE! HEHEHEHEHEH! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Granted but I kill you and burn the body along with nuking the area around your muhreen ensuring that this ends permanently.

I wish that PC games supported low end PCs more often.
I play both marine and xenomorph.

Marine Name: Andrew Bryson
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 19 Nov 2017, 12:23

manezinho wrote:
18 Nov 2017, 19:26
Granted but I kill you and burn the body along with nuking the area around your muhreen ensuring that this ends permanently.

I wish that PC games supported low end PCs more often.
Granted but from then on any PC you touch blows up.


Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD and who is NOT REISTANT TO THE COMMON COLD SO A CURE CANNOT BE PRODUCED FROM HIM, And he is a muhreen so is incapable about thinking about himself in any depth, also lives only to serve me
and protects me and himself by shooting all people named Maezinho or Andrew Bryson.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by James5734 » 20 Nov 2017, 12:51

HR171 wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 12:23
Granted but from then on any PC you touch blows up.


Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD and who is NOT REISTANT TO THE COMMON COLD SO A CURE CANNOT BE PRODUCED FROM HIM, And he is a muhreen so is incapable about thinking about himself in any depth, also lives only to serve me
and protects me and himself by shooting all people named Maezinho or Andrew Bryson.
Granted but you die, unable to be revived, and your marine does nothing except stand still until he dies 3.5 days later of dehydration.

Oh and I wish for an actual PC, all I have is a really low end laptop.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 20 Nov 2017, 13:01

James5734 wrote:
20 Nov 2017, 12:51
Granted but you die, unable to be revived, and your marine does nothing except stand still until he dies 3.5 days later of dehydration.

Oh and I wish for an actual PC, all I have is a really low end laptop.
Granted but it blows up in your face when you turn it on, rendering you brain dead.

Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight, and IS NOT AN IDIOT SO CAN NOT ACTIVATE SD and who is NOT REISTANT TO THE COMMON COLD SO A CURE CANNOT BE PRODUCED FROM HIM, And he is a muhreen so is incapable about thinking about himself in any depth, also lives only to serve me
and protects me and himself by shooting all people named Maezinho or Andrew Bryson ANNNNNDDD Happens to be a trained surgeon so can fix me if i ever get hurt.

I WILL HAVE MY WISH! IT WILL BE INCORRUPTIBLE!!!!! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 20 Nov 2017, 13:13

Granted. That's it. It's not corrupted.

I wish for every wish to be void of loopholes and incorruptible, for every wish made that is in good spirit and benevolent to be granted without corruption.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by James5734 » 20 Nov 2017, 14:29

Crab_Spider wrote:
20 Nov 2017, 13:13
Granted. That's it. It's not corrupted.

I wish for every wish to be void of loopholes and incorruptible, for every wish made that is in good spirit and benevolent to be granted without corruption.
No.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 20 Nov 2017, 14:41

Crab_Spider wrote:
20 Nov 2017, 13:13
Granted. That's it. It's not corrupted.

I wish for every wish to be void of loopholes and incorruptible, for every wish made that is in good spirit and benevolent to be granted without corruption.
Granted however This wish was not made in good spirit so it cannot be incorruptible, soooo....only wishes made by me can be incorruptible as i am an omnibenevolent god and thus all my wishes are benevolent and made in good spirit.

(this probably makes no sense, trying to corrupt this hurt my head (also the wish itself is paradoxical)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by manezinho » 20 Nov 2017, 16:15

I wish this topic was locked.
I play both marine and xenomorph.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by HR171 » 20 Nov 2017, 16:19

manezinho wrote:
20 Nov 2017, 16:15
I wish this topic was locked.
but why? its so gud
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by James5734 » 27 Nov 2017, 11:55

I wish I could make all 2d spessman into horizontal 2d spessman
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