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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by NoahKirchner » 05 Jan 2017, 17:32

coolsurf6 wrote:Wish granted, but at an expense where you are forced to live in that time for 24 days then you can only go back to the present day, aka 24 days since you disappeared. Truth is if you die you are then back to the present day but you're probably not going to have a good week as your entire body is in extreme pain for a whole year... Oh did I mention you can't bring anything though time :)
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I wish to have the SM never break.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Eenkogneeto » 05 Jan 2017, 18:02

NoahKirchner wrote:I wish to have the SM never break.
Good news: The SM never breaks
Bad news: It now delaminates forever. Exploding periodically.
I wish I had 20$ so I could go get a burger and fries.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by NoahKirchner » 05 Jan 2017, 18:03

Eenkogneeto wrote:Good news: The SM never breaks
Bad news: It now delaminates forever. Exploding periodically.
I wish I had 20$ so I could go get a burger and fries.
You have 20 dollars and buy your burgers and fries, but you catch cholera from the burgers and die the next week.

I wish this thread became more active.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Martzin » 05 Jan 2017, 18:09

NoahKirchner wrote:You have 20 dollars and buy your burgers and fries, but you catch cholera from the burgers and die the next week.

I wish this thread became more active.
This thread becomes more active but then becomes over-active and fuels the imagination of a lurking anon who grows up to create wide-spread Artificial Intelligence that turns on it's creators and destroys almost all of humanity except for the community of CM where our consciousness is downloaded into a virtual reality world where we are brutalized and tormented for the rest of time.

I wish it was easier for me to wake up in the mornings.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Casany » 05 Jan 2017, 20:40

Martzin wrote:This thread becomes more active but then becomes over-active and fuels the imagination of a lurking anon who grows up to create wide-spread Artificial Intelligence that turns on it's creators and destroys almost all of humanity except for the community of CM where our consciousness is downloaded into a virtual reality world where we are brutalized and tormented for the rest of time.

I wish it was easier for me to wake up in the mornings.
You do, but you wake up so early every morning you die of sleep lose after killing your family

I wish I was immortal
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sancronis » 06 Jan 2017, 02:37

Casany wrote:You do, but you wake up so early every morning you die of sleep lose after killing your family

I wish I was immortal
You become immortal, but can still be injured so, as per Murphy's law, you eventually have a horrific accident and get trapped underneath rubble, never to be rescued. After a few billion years of being crushed, you eventually get released by the Earth being destroyed by the sun, and instead get to suffer the rest of the sun's existence in the pain of its heat. When the sun goes, you get to enjoy both depressurisation and asphyxiation until you hit something, etc.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Martzin » 06 Jan 2017, 03:36

Sancronis wrote:You become immortal, but can still be injured so, as per Murphy's law, you eventually have a horrific accident and get trapped underneath rubble, never to be rescued. After a few billion years of being crushed, you eventually get released by the Earth being destroyed by the sun, and instead get to suffer the rest of the sun's existence in the pain of its heat. When the sun goes, you get to enjoy both depressurisation and asphyxiation until you hit something, etc.
And then you are slowly destroyed genetically by the amount of solar radiation whilst still being crushed and suffocating for the rest of eons of existence until the final Heat Death occurs and you're literally dismantled atomically and the universe finally ceases to exist.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Karmac » 08 Jan 2017, 10:41

I wish I could think of a good wish.[/quote] ifuckedthatup

Wish granted. But at the same time you figure out your wish you also contemplate life, its meaning, your purpose in it, the purpose of everyone else, the purpose of continuing the existance of the human race, the reason why Old Spice body spray is the best and why we exist in the first place and decide that your wish is to end your life so you may never find the answer to such sanity reducing questions.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Desolane900 » 08 Jan 2017, 14:10

I wish I had more coffee.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sancronis » 09 Jan 2017, 11:13

Desolane900 wrote:I wish I had more coffee.
Wish granted. However, your coffee is the only thing you get. And it's eternally at boiling point. You have to choose between burning your insides and starving, going mad before finally dying horrifically as your innards are boiled.

I wish to go back to 2015.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 09 Jan 2017, 13:23

I wish I can grief Xur Dergens without any consequences from the staff
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Desolane900 » 09 Jan 2017, 16:29

Sancronis wrote:Wish granted. However, your coffee is the only thing you get. And it's eternally at boiling point. You have to choose between burning your insides and starving, going mad before finally dying horrifically as your innards are boiled.

I wish to go back to 2015.
I drink my coffee boiling hot anyway.

Wish granted but you are stuck in 2015 for the rest of your life, January 1st, like an awful Adam Sandler movie, watching the ball drop day after day, unable to die.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Butterrobber202 » 06 Mar 2017, 15:33

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Post by Jackie Estegado » 06 Mar 2017, 15:54

Wish granted, but there is no spec coin in the vendor or a spec weapon anywhere.

I want to be a Flameravager.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Imperator_Titan » 06 Mar 2017, 16:28

Jackie Estegado wrote:Wish granted, but there is no spec coin in the vendor or a spec weapon anywhere.

I want to be a Flameravager.
Yer wish hash been granted.
Before you're able to use the flames, you're hit by a SADAR and die.
I wish to be able to commence exterminatus.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Casany » 06 Mar 2017, 21:31

Imperator_Titan wrote:Yer wish hash been granted.
Before you're able to use the flames, you're hit by a SADAR and die.
I wish to be able to commence exterminatus.
You commit extreme exterminatus but realize your a heretic and burn yourself

I wish the XENU SKUM were purged with flames and ice
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Post by MrJJJ » 06 Mar 2017, 21:33

Casany wrote:You commit extreme exterminatus but realize your a heretic and burn yourself

I wish the XENU SKUM were purged with flames and ice
You burn the XENU SKUM with flames, but the ice melts, and when you use the ice first, your flamer takes ages to melt through and kill the XENU SKUM, and then you realise you been killing the wrong species and get hugger combated by a ancient predalien

I wish to go back to pre-alpha

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 06 Mar 2017, 22:33

MrJJJ wrote:You burn the XENU SKUM with flames, but the ice melts, and when you use the ice first, your flamer takes ages to melt through and kill the XENU SKUM, and then you realise you been killing the wrong species and get hugger combated by a ancient predalien

I wish to go back to pre-alpha
Wish granted, but when you play pre alpha, you are met with debilitating lag, constant crashes, and every xeno can use acid.

I wish I can be human-Hunter hybrid
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Crab_Spider » 06 Mar 2017, 23:28

Carmac wrote:Never mind I completely misread that
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You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Karmac » 06 Mar 2017, 23:40

Crab_Spider wrote:Wish granted, but when you play pre alpha, you are met with debilitating lag, constant crashes, and every xeno can use acid.

I wish I can be human-Hunter hybrid
Wish granted, except due to inter-species DNA being incompatible with humans and xenomorphs, you are kept dosed up on medicine 25/7 and are kept in a constant state of agonising pain that prevents you from moving at all, and Space-PETA is petitioning to put you out of your suffering. Also you look almost as ugly as that xenomorph babby from that one aliens movie where the queen actually gave birth.

I wish I could have the power of a Combat Engineer and a Doctor at the same time.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Butterrobber202 » 07 Mar 2017, 00:24

Carmac wrote:Wish granted, except due to inter-species DNA being incompatible with humans and xenomorphs, you are kept dosed up on medicine 25/7 and are kept in a constant state of agonising pain that prevents you from moving at all, and Space-PETA is petitioning to put you out of your suffering. Also you look almost as ugly as that xenomorph babby from that one aliens movie where the queen actually gave birth.
You fucking son of a bitch. Make a wish or this doesn't work.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by TheMaskedMan2 » 07 Mar 2017, 00:27

Butterrobber202 wrote:You fucking son of a bitch. Make a wish or this doesn't work.

I want to get Whitelisted as a Predator
You get whitelisted but the admins one minute later overhaul Predators causing everyone to be unwhitelisted and start from scratch.

I wish to be popular and well liked amongst the community!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sancronis » 07 Mar 2017, 12:39

Your wish is granted, but so loved are you that you never want to leave. Ever. Your dehydrated corpse is found days later with the Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments page open on the screen, half way through a post.

I wish for an interesting world war that I'm able to watch the entirety of.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Dapper Stache » 13 Mar 2017, 20:45

Sancronis wrote:Your wish is granted, but so loved are you that you never want to leave. Ever. Your dehydrated corpse is found days later with the Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments page open on the screen, half way through a post.

I wish for an interesting world war that I'm able to watch the entirety of.
Granted, but everyone you care about is drafted, and you become an incorporeal entity capable only of watching them and only them. You cannot communicate, you cannot scream, and you cannot possibly interfere. You can only watch as your friends and loved ones are ravaged by the horrors of war. Only one lives, but dies painfully shortly after due to extensive injuries.

I wish I could make a character entirely of my choosing exist and live peacefully, without excessive harm coming to them, somewhere within a 10 mile radius of me in real life, and able to make physical and verbal contact with me, existing exactly, in both personality and body, as they did in the fictional world with any and all minor changes necessary to make them possible in real life.
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