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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by MrJJJ » 28 Feb 2016, 23:24

ERROR.WISH NOT FOUND. SHUTTING DOWN *BZZZZZZT*

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Pythonjet32 » 29 Feb 2016, 11:02

Wish granted, but it went totally rogue.

I wish that Hitler was a Muslim.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Bath Salts Addict » 29 Feb 2016, 11:21

With the financial and numerical backing of apathetic and/or war profiteering Jews the Nazis didn't kill, Germany wins World War II after converting to a Muslim faith.
Also, the Holocaust still happens, but with Africans.

I wish for a George Foreman.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by zskninoh » 24 Mar 2016, 08:23

Granted, however said George Foreman is defective, cooling stuff instead of heating.

I wish I caught Ebolaids.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Pythonjet32 » 24 Mar 2016, 10:00

Wish granted, but with you infected with ebolaids, you effectively infected and eradicated the whole human race.

I wish Donald Trump is secretly a Queen ayylium.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by LordeKilly » 24 Mar 2016, 10:13

Wish granted, he infects the entire white house but the entire united states armed forces storm in and kill him, declare the united states is in martial law, and create a super military union that results in the world uniting...

But Donald is still dead.

I wish that Adolf Hitler was muslim, but killed himself because he couldn't kill his semite brothers.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Azmodan412 » 24 Mar 2016, 17:44

Wish granted, but people are imitating his actions, leading to suicide cults.

I wish I can have a Viper waifu (from XCOM 2) that didn't try to kill me and who actually loves me for being a disgusting human.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by coolsurf6 » 25 Mar 2016, 22:54

Wish Granted, But you are scared for life as your post count stays at 99 and you will never reach 100 posts no matter what you do
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Azmodan412 » 25 Mar 2016, 23:19

ERROR. ERROR. WISH NOT FOUND. SHUTTING DOWN.
ERROR. ERROR. MISCORRUPTED CURSE FOUND. SHUTTING DOWN.

I wish people actually read the wish they are meant to corrupt.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by tuzz » 26 Mar 2016, 00:10

Wish granted, but they forget what it is before they reply.
I wish I had a green dress.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Azmodan412 » 26 Mar 2016, 00:15

Wish granted, but when you put it on, you become a hermaphrodite.

I wish I was a Viper from XCOM 2.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by freemysoul » 26 Mar 2016, 07:26

Granted, but your trapped in a invincible cube of Bullshitium.

I wish for a GOOD Call of Duty game.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Azmodan412 » 26 Mar 2016, 19:26

Wish granted, but you are submitted to a game of 100% Michael Bay level explosions and everyone jihads each other.

I wish scalies like me were not discriminated against.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by LordeKilly » 26 Mar 2016, 20:58

Wish granted, but then scalies become worse than furries in society, and you commit seppuku out of shame.

I wish that they'd revive firefly.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Rey » 26 Mar 2016, 22:13

Wish granted, but from now on it's director is Michael Bay tier and you wish you never had that wish, at least when you heard the world 'firefly' before, you could remember it fondly...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by coolsurf6 » 26 Mar 2016, 23:40

Wish grated, But due to your ever disire of memes, you lose interest making your wish worthless

I wish for a good DarkRP server on GMOD
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Halinder » 26 Mar 2016, 23:52

Granted, but GMOD is sued by a dozen major companies and is removed from all platforms with no refunds.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by coolsurf6 » 27 Mar 2016, 00:18

Wish Granted, but it becomes extinct due to the other species overpowering them with knowuage

I wish to become a mod on a server
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Azmodan412 » 27 Mar 2016, 02:18

Wish granted but you were downvoted so much you were removed from the Steam Workshop.

I wish I lived in the universe of Warhammer 40k.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Pythonjet32 » 27 Mar 2016, 12:33

Wish granted, but the Chaos Space Marines captures you and forever enslaves you as a heretic.

I wish for a COD game that has you play as an ISIS soldier.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by freemysoul » 27 Mar 2016, 13:52

Wish Granted, But the game is only 1 level and you have to suicide bomb a school for Child Orphan Clowns with faces of cute kittens.

I wish the wish that I make didn't get corrupted so much.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Edgelord » 28 Mar 2016, 17:28

Wish granted, things go so well for you you get bored due to life having no struggle.

I wish my favorite game series would have a sequel that was even better than the first one.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Skycave1 » 29 Mar 2016, 04:17

Edgelord wrote:Wish granted, things go so well for you you get bored due to life having no struggle.

I wish my favorite game series would have a sequel that was even better than the first one.
Granted, but the series gets milked until no good ideas come out, and it's all yearly releases.

I wish it wasn't Persh.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Shadowling1232 » 06 Apr 2016, 23:35

Granted, but you are persh.

I wish for a wish so pure and uncorruptable that nothing can go wrong.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by LiquidRecluse » 07 Apr 2016, 12:58

Granted, but it's so pure and uncorruptable that you do not want to make more wishes, thus, becoming bored and leaving this thread forever.

I wish that we were all colonial marines fighting ayyliums and having a good time.
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