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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Skycave1 » 07 Apr 2016, 20:10

Granted, but you are thrown into the angry marines with the survival rate of -50

I wish for Carson to be gone.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Azmodan412 » 07 Apr 2016, 22:23

Wish granted, but he ascends to ultimate memedom.

I wish marines were not such complete chucklefucks.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby LordeKilly » 07 Apr 2016, 23:34

Wish granted, but they all want mutinies and powergame all the time.

I wish for snow.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Azmodan412 » 08 Apr 2016, 00:03

LordeKilly wrote:Wish granted, but they all want mutinies and powergame all the time.

I wish for snow.


Wish granted, but you get Jon.

I wish for the Wall.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby TeknoKot » 08 Apr 2016, 15:02

Wish granted, but it'll be built by illegal aliens.

I wish to be the robust person there ever was.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby monkeysfist101 » 08 Apr 2016, 20:48

Wish granted, but because you didn't specify, you're the least robust person there ever was.

I wish for a good D.C. movie.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby LiquidRecluse » 11 Apr 2016, 00:41

Wish granted, but it's all Polkadot man movies.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby NoShamNoWow » 11 Apr 2016, 01:04

Wish granted, but you wished for nothing.

I wish that I was a living, breathing, Sham Wow product.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby TeknoKot » 11 Apr 2016, 04:13

Wish granted, but after the show you will be tormented by a fat, greasy man who just bought you.

I wish for a salt mine.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Zygman » 11 Apr 2016, 14:23

Granted, but the salt mine is twitch chat raging at you for being not robust and they know your address, ready to swat you.

I wish I was part of an anime.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby TeknoKot » 11 Apr 2016, 14:43

Wish granted, but you look like a fat, neckbearded, greasy bald man and have no story behind your character at all, you appear in one scene for a split second.

I wish to become famous.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby monkeysfist101 » 11 Apr 2016, 15:38

Wish granted. People only know you because you're the first to die from a new horrifying disease.

I wish people would stop trying to lunch the devs.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Logi99 » 11 Apr 2016, 17:00

monkeysfist101 wrote:Wish granted. People only know you because you're the first to die from a new horrifying disease.

I wish people would stop trying to lunch the devs.

Granted. But then Apop fired u all.

I wish I could make a game.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby NoShamNoWow » 14 Apr 2016, 16:02

Granted, but the game was so bad, they had to go to mexico and bury it in a field.

I wish I could 420 no scope and be mlg.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Zygman » 16 Apr 2016, 15:55

Granted, but you weren't MLG enough for anything and you 420 no scoped yourself so hard that you lost the skill to do it.

I wish I could breathe.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Azmodan412 » 16 Apr 2016, 16:52

Wish granted, but you could only breathe when buried in sand.

I wish duplicate wish threads didn't exist.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby monkeysfist101 » 18 Apr 2016, 11:23

Wish granted, but with it 99% of the Internet dissapears.

I wish I was the 1000th reply.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Gentlemanly_headcrab » 18 Apr 2016, 11:49

Wish granted, but you're too late and you internet times out.

I wish to have a pet.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Logi99 » 18 Apr 2016, 13:43

Gentlemanly_headcrab wrote:Wish granted, but you're too late and you internet times out.

I wish to have a pet.

Wish granted, but it died out in horrible friendship.

I wish I could censor Apop.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby LiquidRecluse » 01 May 2016, 19:09

Granted, but due to being censored, Apop stops hosting.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby TeknoKot » 02 May 2016, 05:47

Wish granted, but they couldn't implement the plot into the game because of shitty game mechanics.

I wish to be the doomguy.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Logi99 » 02 May 2016, 07:42

TeknoKot wrote:Wish granted, but they couldn't implement the plot into the game because of shitty game mechanics.

I wish to be the doomguy.

Wish granted, but you were too cute and was called the cuteboy.

I wish I can be smart.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby coolsurf6 » 02 May 2016, 07:48

Wish granted, but everyone in the world was smarter than you, in your mind you are smart

I wish for the new researcher update to come out.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Shadowling1232 » 02 May 2016, 10:16

Wish granted, but the update is a removal of researchers and the research wing due to grenade abuse.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted involving, people, places, items, or anything other than my wish.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby TeknoKot » 02 May 2016, 16:38

Wish granted, but that's what you honestly get, nothing at all really.

I wish to be part of a movie made by Guy Ritchie as the main character.
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