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24TH******** STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 16:20
by GoliathTheDespoiler
GREETINGS, FELLOW STAR DWELLERS. IT IS I, DRONE #2746183

TODAY I WILL BE EXTENDING A CORDIAL INVITATION TO A SIMULATION OF YOUR DOOMFUN WARGAME WHERE WE ALL TEST OUR SKILLS AS LEADERS OF STAR NATIONS AND ENJOY THE HOOMAN CONCEPT OF 'PLAYROLE'

WHEN: 24TH NOVEMBER (THE SUNDAY) @ 6PM EST.

WHERE: COLONIAL MARINES DISCORD

WHAT TO BRING: YOUR BEST JOKE/SERIOUS EMPIRE. AND A MICROPHONE IF YOU'RE NOT POOR

WHAT YOU MUST DO: AT LEAST LOW ROLEPLAY (SPEAK LIKE YOU ARE YOUR NATION'S LEADER). THIS IS FOR GLORIOUS INGAME MEMES.

PRIZE THINGY: FIRST PLAYER/PLAYERS TO ACHIEVE VICTORY BY ANY MEANS WILL WIN A STELLARIS DLC OF THEIR CHOICE. FEDERATIONS LARGER THAN THREE PLAYERS WILL HAVE TO DUKE IT OUT UNTIL ONLY THREE ARE LEFT. THEN THEY WILL RECIEVE THEIR PRIZE. YOU MAY DONATE YOUR PRIZE TO SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU ALREADY OWN ALL DLC.

NOTES AND DISCLAIMERS:
THERE WILL BE SOME MODS.

THE GAME WILL BE SET TO HARD

ENDGAME CRISIS WILL BE ON AND SET TO MAXIMUM PAIN

HABITABILITY WILL BE AT 5X.

GAMESPEED WILL PERMANENTLY BE ON FASTER

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE XENOMORPH HIVE. THE COPYCATS MUST DELCARE WAR ON EACH OTHER THE MOMENT THEY ENCOUNTER THEM.

WE HOPE YOU WISH TO JOIN US, AND REMEMBER: I AM THE TRUE CRISIS EVENT. (RSVP in the replies please and thank)

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 16:20
by TehSpoderman
haha wee

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 16:50
by DeadLantern
i can do it if u unban me from discord.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 16:54
by GoliathTheDespoiler
DeadLantern wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 16:50
i can do it if u unban me from discord.
Make an appeal my dude. I can't do that sorta stuff

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 17:47
by Mook476
Bouta meme on these boys.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 21:23
by TheDonkified
ooooof

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 22:33
by Kneez
I'd like to join and merc on some people as my good power furries,

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 22:34
by Kiroking
I am in, let the galaxy burn.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 00:17
by Mook476
Everyone bouta get memed don't worry bout it.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 00:40
by apophis775
I may play, if I'm not busy.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 02:35
by Lumdor
Count me in so I can harvest salt from Mook.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 10:46
by Mook476
Lumdor wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 02:35
Count me in so I can harvest salt from Mook.
You'll witness my true form.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 16:22
by Sir Lordington
Beat Goliath in CM, beat him outside CM. It's all the same to me.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 17:23
by Tylaaaaar
someone buy stellaris for me pls I am very poor will pay in erp. yes yes

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 13 Nov 2017, 06:20
by Kesserline
I may try to play, but 6pm means 00:00 for my timezone.. So eh.. Wont be able to play more than 3 hours straight. May try.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 13 Nov 2017, 23:25
by DeadLantern
By the way:
Image

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 16 Nov 2017, 00:52
by Cry of Wolves
Sweet, something I can get rekt'd in. Sounds fun!

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 16 Nov 2017, 02:16
by Wubs4Scrubs
Just a PSA to people who haven't played paradox games with this many people before. For each additional person in the game, the probability of issues occurring pretty much exponentially increases.

It's critical that everybody in game have a decent computer and a good internet connection. Meaning ahead of time whoever is hosting should say where they are in the world. Since they're most likely somewhere in the USA, people playing from places like Australia, Asia, or even in Europe may want to sit out just because one person with a bad connection will ruin it for everybody.

Also I work when it starts so q_q

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 16 Nov 2017, 05:51
by GoliathTheDespoiler
Wubs4Scrubs wrote:
16 Nov 2017, 02:16
Just a PSA to people who haven't played paradox games with this many people before. For each additional person in the game, the probability of issues occurring pretty much exponentially increases.

It's critical that everybody in game have a decent computer and a good internet connection. Meaning ahead of time whoever is hosting should say where they are in the world. Since they're most likely somewhere in the USA, people playing from places like Australia, Asia, or even in Europe may want to sit out just because one person with a bad connection will ruin it for everybody.

Also I work when it starts so q_q
*mumbles in upside-down british*

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 16 Nov 2017, 08:10
by Wubs4Scrubs
GoliathTheDespoiler wrote:
16 Nov 2017, 05:51
*mumbles in upside-down british*
Mein gott, a paradox grand strategy game with this many people, hosted in Australia.

Godspeed people

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 16 Nov 2017, 13:33
by Mook476
Damn if it's in Australia it's really gonna be a meme, but I want my DLC damnit!.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 16 Nov 2017, 16:09
by GoliathTheDespoiler
Worst case scenario someone more centralized can host on my behalf. I'm easy.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 16 Nov 2017, 16:11
by Wubs4Scrubs
GoliathTheDespoiler wrote:
16 Nov 2017, 16:09
Worst case scenario someone more centralized can host on my behalf. I'm easy.
The problem is that one person with a bad connection will drag down everybody else. The way paradox (and lots of other grand strategy games work) games work in multiplayer is that it has to keep very closely synced since there's so much going on. If one person has a slow computer or a bad connection it will slow the game down to the lowest speed and outright pause it.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 16 Nov 2017, 16:20
by GoliathTheDespoiler
life, uh... finds a way.

Also I got a workshift on the 26th later in the afternoon sadly.

Re: 25TH STELLARIS GAMENIGHT

Posted: 20 Nov 2017, 19:18
by Rataca100
Im in, Englishify the time for me. This will most liekly suck. havnet played Stellerais since i got it.

No more than 3 speed plz.