Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Jay Burns » 06 Apr 2017, 17:09

Guys guys, measuring robustness is like measuring dicks, everyone says the have the longest but unless you actually PROVE you have the biggest, its all just faff.

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Crab_Spider » 06 Apr 2017, 17:11

Jay Burns wrote:Guys guys, measuring robustness is like measuring dicks, everyone says the have the longest but unless you actually PROVE you have the biggest, its all just faff.
Isn't that a matter of measuring and deciding where it starts, and doesn't it require a set of factors? Why did you compare this sir? Are you implying something? Is there something you're trying to tell us?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Clutch » 06 Apr 2017, 17:32

cant really say i'm robust the most robust thing i've ever done was wake up outta cyro and shot a young hunter to death with a shotgun i picked up and critted another drone.

ive seen george bleach white done some pretty good shit tho.

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by NoahKirchner » 06 Apr 2017, 18:58

Dirty Old Harry wrote: Now i have a question for you: Why do you put so much effort into this? Do you really hold it of a high level of importance when someone thinks lesser of you on a 2d spaceman game cause from what i've seen of you on the forums, you take your reputation quite seriously when really most people here don't give much of a fuck about their ego or reputation or whatever, take Noah for example, he'll bring himself down to act goofy or say something funny and doesn't care that people might go, "Why is this guy saying something so stupid?".

So again, your move.
Dirty Old Harry wrote:My definition of robust? Impossible, there's no such thing as being robust. There's skill and there's luck and the two don't usually mix, managing to fuck up an elite crusher with a bootknife would be well played from a skilled player. Trying to shoot a Hunter with buckshot just as he pounces at you and blowing her away would arguably fall under luck since you were just firing at them and happened to fire as they pounced.

Now i have a question for you: Why do you put so much effort into this? Do you really hold it of a high level of importance when someone thinks lesser of you on a 2d spaceman game cause from what i've seen of you on the forums, you take your reputation quite seriously when really most people here don't give much of a fuck about their ego or reputation or whatever, take Noah for example, he'll bring himself down to act goofy or say something funny and doesn't care that people might go, "Why is this guy saying something so stupid?".

So again, your move.
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Who said I cared what other people thought of me? Are you forcing this in to get me into the stalemate? If so, it's not working. I will not let someone of my equal get the last laugh if I'm not in the wrong, and I will not be insulted on matters that are out of my control. Now, please leave Noah out of this discussion.
Right, uh. Now that I have been brought up in this nice, eloquent, well thought out and well presented argument, I feel as if I can needlessly inject myself into the discussion without feeling as if I am barging my way into a conversation when I am, in fact, barging my way into a conversation. That being said,

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none of us are robust pls stop arguing over it
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by NoahKirchner » 06 Apr 2017, 20:01

Jay Burns wrote:Guys guys, measuring robustness is like measuring dicks, everyone says the have the longest but unless you actually PROVE you have the biggest, its all just faff.
You see, the difference here is while I claim to both be robust /and/ have the biggest dick, I actually do have the biggest dick.
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Xurphorus » 07 Apr 2017, 00:24

NoahKirchner wrote:You see, the difference here is while I claim to both be robust /and/ have the biggest dick, I actually do have the biggest dick.
I'm Robust, Competent, and I'm Black, so I'm pretty sure I win.......

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by NoahKirchner » 07 Apr 2017, 00:31

Xurphorus wrote:I'm Robust, Competent, and I'm Black, so I'm pretty sure I win.......
I am blacker.
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Post by Karmac » 07 Apr 2017, 00:42

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Skycave1 » 07 Apr 2017, 00:49

I want to say I'm somewhat robust. Not as good as I used to be. But up there with the top ten.

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by MrJJJ » 07 Apr 2017, 05:14

You thought there was a post, but it was me, the Edit!

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Jory13 » 07 Apr 2017, 14:38

Anybody remember Adam Hunter? In terms of engineering: Lenny Flickinger
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Redikal V » 17 Apr 2017, 10:36

Robust? Nuclear Bomb. Nuclear rocket. SADAR. My knife. Mouse. I'm too :)
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Dions » 10 May 2017, 05:15

Buckshot. Saw him kill three xenos when he was all alone, wearing a headband. Then he forgot it even happened when i brought it up in deadchat later. What a badass.
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Crab_Spider » 10 May 2017, 06:13

Dions wrote:Buckshot. Saw him kill three xenos when he was all alone, wearing a headband. Then he forgot it even happened when i brought it up in deadchat later. What a badass.
When was this?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by McRipfist » 10 May 2017, 09:46

All dorks. Focus on being a competent standard rather than being able to do 2D trickshots.
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by spartanbobby » 10 May 2017, 09:48

Dions wrote:Buckshot. Saw him kill three xenos when he was all alone, wearing a headband. Then he forgot it even happened when i brought it up in deadchat later. What a badass.
Buckshot wearing a headband???!!!
!!! John 'Spartan' Murry Hulij thar'n !!!

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by NoahKirchner » 10 May 2017, 09:48

McRipfist wrote:All dorks. Focus on being a competent standard rather than being able to do 2D trickshots.
U DONT KNOW ME! I KILLED AN ENTIRE HIVE WITH JUST 1 SNIPER BULLET

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by McRipfist » 10 May 2017, 09:51

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Dions wrote:Buckshot. Saw him kill three xenos when he was all alone, wearing a headband. Then he forgot it even happened when i brought it up in deadchat later. What a badass.
Yeah, Murry is your dude. He's pretty wicked.
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Crab_Spider » 10 May 2017, 10:07

spartanbobby wrote:Buckshot wearing a headband???!!!
I barely ever wear a headband, but that feat sounds like something I have been able to pull off.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Dions » 10 May 2017, 16:59

Oop i get my bearded johns mixed up. Yeah spartan it was, that man is a force of nature.
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Sneakyr » 10 May 2017, 18:01

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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by RedsPro » 13 May 2017, 00:06

Xurphorus wrote:I'm Robust, Competent, and I'm Black, so I'm pretty sure I win.......
And ive kicked your ass so i mean i guess you got smoked.
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Re: Who would you say is the most robust marine player?

Post by Martzin » 13 May 2017, 00:13

McRipfist wrote:All dorks. Focus on being a competent standard rather than being able to do 2D trickshots.
i second this
quit talking about whose the most robust you bunch of dweebs and be an actually good player
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