Least robust moment.

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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by SagaSword » 17 Jul 2017, 06:08

Dolth wrote:I felt bad.
It's not your fault a marine is walking help intent, you're good pa-..Wait..swapping requires both of you to be on help intent...YOU LIAR!

You should feel bad.
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by Dolth » 17 Jul 2017, 07:42

We both were on help intent xD. Nah really I was torn between laughter and salt-production.
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by Ano » 17 Jul 2017, 08:19

Long story short, a guy was holding the commander at gunpoint, and I wasn't as well aware of that as I should have been, I was an MP.

I popped around the corner and tried to baton the guy, and misclicked and hit myself right beside him.
He stopped, did a golfclap, then went to pick up my baton as a Specialist.
He got stunned too.
All I could do, in an attempt to maintain my dignity, was just stammer "J-j-j-just as planned!" when he fell over beside me, and the commander picked his gun up and shot him.

I got an award for outsmarting him or whatever from the Commander, but secretly knew I was a total heel.
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by SagaSword » 17 Jul 2017, 09:21

Ano wrote:Long story short, a guy was holding the commander at gunpoint, and I wasn't as well aware of that as I should have been, I was an MP.

I popped around the corner and tried to baton the guy, and misclicked and hit myself right beside him.
He stopped, did a golfclap, then went to pick up my baton as a Specialist.
He got stunned too.
All I could do, in an attempt to maintain my dignity, was just stammer "J-j-j-just as planned!" when he fell over beside me, and the commander picked his gun up and shot him.

I got an award for outsmarting him or whatever from the Commander, but secretly knew I was a total heel.
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by caleeb101 » 17 Jul 2017, 09:50

Dolth wrote:North of tfort with gyrocuckshot cleaning weeds while people fight 10 tiles away.

Gets swapped by someone cause help intent.
Pointblank him cause I clicked the tile 0.1ms after he swaps me.
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by NoahKirchner » 17 Jul 2017, 10:28

The first time I ever played CM for longer than 2 minutes, I was brandy spankin' new and just hit the planet. M41A in hand, two mags in my pocket and still wearing my underwear under my armor, I prepared to fight the alien threat. I was on harm intent (because alans) and I accidentally right clicked something a fair bit out so I had the bright idea to click on myself to get rid of the box instead of shooting anywhere.

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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by SagaSword » 17 Jul 2017, 15:21

NoahKirchner wrote:The first time I ever played CM for longer than 2 minutes, I was brandy spankin' new and just hit the planet. M41A in hand, two mags in my pocket and still wearing my underwear under my armor, I prepared to fight the alien threat. I was on harm intent (because alans) and I accidentally right clicked something a fair bit out so I had the bright idea to click on myself to get rid of the box instead of shooting anywhere.

CRACK

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Post by JKincaid » 17 Jul 2017, 16:06

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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by Rustarus » 17 Jul 2017, 18:44

Alright... so... one time, and this was back in the Sulacos time. One time I went off on my own in the nexus, into the kitchen right? I was then found by one runner, who I shotgun buckshot. I tried dodging it, but slipped on a banana. So uh.... yeah, I died there. Via banana.
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by WinterClould » 28 Jul 2017, 00:50

I was a medic trying to pull some dude a predator had just killed back to safety to defib him. Pred wasn't happy with this so he stunned a group of us a few times. I felt like I had a solid chance to take the pred out because of how easy he was going on us so naturally I whip out my shotty and go over to try and give him the business.

>Throws gun instead of shooting
>Melee's instead of shooting
>Shoots once and the pred finally starts taking things serious and starts fighting
>Didn't chamber another shell *click* *click*
>Throws gun again somehow
>Picks gun back up, *click*
>I Chamber another round but to late as Im now horizontal on the ground and missing my head.
>fug

I really do think I had a genuine chance to kill that predator but o boy is it an embarrassment that I fucked it up so hard. If I hadn't scored 1's on all my dice rolls for my attempts I totally could have Cuckshot that guy into the great beyond. But I was unrobust as fuck.
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by Dolth » 28 Jul 2017, 03:28

Throwing gun is real robust indeed xD
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by SagaSword » 28 Jul 2017, 14:55

Throwing shit is SS13's fighting passion :')
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by caleeb101 » 04 Aug 2017, 12:45

lmfao the amount of times i've thrown my gun
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Re: Least robust moment.

Post by Tidomann » 05 Aug 2017, 12:59

It took me awhile to realize priming a grenade automatically set it to throw. Usually I primed, pressed R, wondered why it didn't throw, panic, press R again and then throw it to a terrible spot because of said panic.

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