Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

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Post by Sidriel » 30 Oct 2017, 11:31

It's the middle of the round. Any civilians that survived the incident on the colony initially died long before the marines arrived, all of the marines are busy AP bursting their comrades planetside, and Weyland-Yutani isn't responding to your faxes. How can you make the game more interesting as CL without self-antagging or getting job banned? Some ideas I had were

-Find a squad leader that is a company loyalist and persuade him to secretly work under your command.
-Bribe the Cmo or researcher in order to reserve the information gathered of the aliens for company interests.
-Go planetside with a squad to ensure the protection of compant assets.
-Write an erotic novel and fax it to centcomm.
-Start a business selling golden apples to hungry marines.
-Pull some strings behind the scenes in order to help the XO and CMP demote an inept CO.
-Loot clothes off of corpses a expand your wardrobe.
-Share a drink with the CMP.
-Get a SO to assign a fireteam to something odd/tedious like colonist corpse retrieval.

What are yours?

Edit: The erotic novel and corpse looting ideas are jokes, don't do that.
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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by BladeBr » 30 Oct 2017, 11:33

Sidriel wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 11:31
-Write an erotic novel and fax it to centcomm.
WOW WOW WOW WOW!
Hold there partner! don't start doing things you will regret!
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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Oct 2017, 11:36

If you're writing erotic literature, you will be banned immediately and have a death squad sent to the Alymayer to ensure no one reads this.

Looting corpses is unsanitary as it is morally questionable.

Golden apples only contain gold and we do not have seed extractors of any kind. Also, our hydro module is broken. No Marine would be stupid enough to assume those things are worth anything other than bragging rights.

Dammit.

Just try to run a stock program where medbay is sending bottles of Speedball to Cargo where it's shipped, and run a private business from there.
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Post by TheMusician321 » 30 Oct 2017, 11:39

Sidriel wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 11:31
-Write an erotic novel
that's a bannu fam. don't do it.
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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by Sidriel » 30 Oct 2017, 11:43

Crab_Spider wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 11:36
Looting corpses is unsanitary as it is morally questionable."
Space cleaner removes all impurities.
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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Oct 2017, 11:52

Sidriel wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 11:43
Space cleaner removes all impurities.
Then you're under arrest for stealing space cleaner and space cleaner bottles.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Crab_Spider wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 11:52
Then you're under arrest for stealing space cleaner and space cleaner bottles.
>steals a surgery cleaner.
>double quick clotted.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Oct 2017, 12:30

TheMusician321 wrote:
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>steals a surgery cleaner.
>double quick clotted.
Now you're the victim of a murder case and can now press charges
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Crab_Spider wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 12:30
Now you're the victim of a murder case and can now press charges
they can't arrest you if they never find the body.
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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by WinterClould » 30 Oct 2017, 14:35

I've got some fantastic ideas for some erotica that I'm 100% sure centcom will ADORE. The story of the forbidden love triangle between a CO, XO, and CL. A story of romance, betrayal, espionage, and lust.
Coming to a fax machine near you soon.
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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by Sidriel » 30 Oct 2017, 15:02

WinterClould wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 14:35
I've got some fantastic ideas for some erotica that I'm 100% sure centcom will ADORE. The story of the forbidden love triangle between a CO, XO, and CL. A story of romance, betrayal, espionage, and lust.
Coming to a fax machine near you soon.
If SSGT Xur Dergens doesn't shoot up the bridge in this novel I'm not reading.
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Post by WinterClould » 30 Oct 2017, 15:13

Sidriel wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 15:02
If SSGT Xur Dergens doesn't shoot up the bridge in this novel I'm not reading.
If CIC doesn't get shot up at least 3 times I'm not writing the novel
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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by davidofmk771 » 30 Oct 2017, 16:41

Crab_Spider wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 11:36
we do not have seed extractors of any kind
The Almayer, maybe. Are you a bad enough dude to travel to the hydroponics dome planetside to start your own golden apple farm?

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Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Oct 2017, 17:40

davidofmk771 wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 16:41
The Almayer, maybe. Are you a bad enough dude to travel to the hydroponics dome planetside to start your own golden apple farm?
You have to have a sufficient yield to get more apples. The seed extractor is also T1, so if your apples have a yield of 1, you will barely get anything worthwhile. You also need to account for production speed, which if I'm guessing correctly, is about 5 per yield. Then there's the dreaded "oh fuck my produce is growing headslugs!", which is when the pest levels are so impossibly high, spiders are coming out of the trays. Hydrophonics is tough for the unprepared
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by davidofmk771 » 30 Oct 2017, 17:51

Crab_Spider wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 17:40
You have to have a sufficient yield to get more apples. The seed extractor is also T1, so if your apples have a yield of 1, you will barely get anything worthwhile. You also need to account for production speed, which if I'm guessing correctly, is about 5 per yield.
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On a more on-topic note, I just thought of a wonderful new CL RP. Lets say the ship you are stationed on responds to a distress call from a Weyland-Yutani colony. Not too out of place, perhaps their power converter is busted, maybe the Colony Director died in an accident. The marine gear up, brief, and deploy, and find a colony abandoned and torn apart by an unclassified and unreported xenomorph species.

You have two choices here. Either:

A. Let the marines kill off the weird bugs and clean up the mess.
OR
B. Petition your director to allow the institution of a new tourist trap that could very well make millions:

XENOMORPH PARK

I mean, if these weird acid-bleeding things evolved here, think what else we could find in those caves? NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!

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davidofmk771 wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 17:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA

On a more on-topic note, I just thought of a wonderful new CL RP. Lets say the ship you are stationed on responds to a distress call from a Weyland-Yutani colony. Not too out of place, perhaps their power converter is busted, maybe the Colony Director died in an accident. The marine gear up, brief, and deploy, and find a colony abandoned and torn apart by an unclassified and unreported xenomorph species.

You have two choices here. Either:

A. Let the marines kill off the weird bugs and clean up the mess.
OR
B. Petition your director to allow the institution of a new tourist trap that could very well make millions:

XENOMORPH PARK

I mean, if these weird acid-bleeding things evolved here, think what else we could find in those caves? NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!
I will give you a cookie if you legit manage to do such thing.
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Post by Sidriel » 30 Oct 2017, 19:29

Thanks for the ideas guys
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Re: Corporate Liason roleplay ideas

Post by PandaCG » 30 Oct 2017, 19:33

davidofmk771 wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 17:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA

On a more on-topic note, I just thought of a wonderful new CL RP. Lets say the ship you are stationed on responds to a distress call from a Weyland-Yutani colony. Not too out of place, perhaps their power converter is busted, maybe the Colony Director died in an accident. The marine gear up, brief, and deploy, and find a colony abandoned and torn apart by an unclassified and unreported xenomorph species.

You have two choices here. Either:

A. Let the marines kill off the weird bugs and clean up the mess.
OR
B. Petition your director to allow the institution of a new tourist trap that could very well make millions:

XENOMORPH PARK

I mean, if these weird acid-bleeding things evolved here, think what else we could find in those caves? NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!
Well, you gotta beat them first before you tame them. Sounds like a fantastic event idea if there is a good CL though.
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Post by davidofmk771 » 30 Oct 2017, 19:36

PandaCG wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 19:33
Well, you gotta beat them first before you tame them. Sounds like a fantastic event idea if there is a good CL though.
I suppose, I mean, it's not like they could only exist in one cave on the whole planet, right? May as well just exterminate the ones here so we can get some work crews down to refurbish the colony in peace.

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Post by Skimmy2 » 30 Oct 2017, 21:01

Did something recently happen with the CL's hydro? Whenever I used to play CL way back I could easily produce 20-30+ apples if I wanted too. Only issue is you have to babysit the damn trays with flasks filled with water from the officer's bathroom.

On that note just always represent Weyland's interests and you will have decent RP. Berate or outright yell at the CO for firing the Almayer's guns at the colony, demand that they not garrison into buildings to prevent damage, request that they retrieve weyland property and secure it.

Going planetside with a camera to take evidence of the USCM's damage of corporate property and slowly growing fond of the marines desperately holding the FOB, eventually redeploying with them all again for a glorious counter assault as I continued to photograph the battle was one of my proudest moments to date.
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Post by yung bruh » 30 Oct 2017, 22:29

Fax your ass to command.
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Post by HR171 » 05 Nov 2017, 16:54

davidofmk771 wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 17:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA

On a more on-topic note, I just thought of a wonderful new CL RP. Lets say the ship you are stationed on responds to a distress call from a Weyland-Yutani colony. Not too out of place, perhaps their power converter is busted, maybe the Colony Director died in an accident. The marine gear up, brief, and deploy, and find a colony abandoned and torn apart by an unclassified and unreported xenomorph species.

You have two choices here. Either:

A. Let the marines kill off the weird bugs and clean up the mess.
OR
B. Petition your director to allow the institution of a new tourist trap that could very well make millions:

XENOMORPH PARK

I mean, if these weird acid-bleeding things evolved here, think what else we could find in those caves? NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!
If you actually manage to set up a xenomorph park i will hail you as a god
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Post by Pictish20 » 07 Nov 2017, 20:05

Whenever I get the privilege of being W-Y's glorious representative, I always RP the idea that XX121 are W-Y creations, or something similar. I usually get arrested, or get to laugh at the incompetence of the MP's. I really enjoy doing the aforementioned things.
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Post by DeadLantern » 12 Nov 2017, 11:13

Defibrillating this thread.

Back before I got banned from command, I had a game where W-Y was going to record the radio audio and anouncements (They really didn't). This meant, in order to ensure copyright, they could not use any term in the radio that was owned by W-Y.

This is ANYTHING on the colony, anything W-Y on the ship, etc. Bill Carson (Fitchface) also did this idea when I told him. It is hilarious.
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Post by JKincaid » 12 Nov 2017, 14:40

Just last night I started up an organ harvesting business by doing some dirty work for a researcher.

Before the WO found out, I had about 20 random organs gathered. Wooh, the look on her face when they shot out of the disposal. It was quite a sight.

I managed to escape the Almayer with 2 lungs, a brain, a heart, two kidneys and one appendix or something like. Also got an MT to steal an arcade machine for the pod we'd be using.
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