Famous Last Words

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Famous Last Words

Post by Edgelord » 26 Nov 2015, 21:19

When playing CM or SS13 have you ever said anything funny/ironic right before you unexpectedly got obliterated? I put mine below:

"Did you guys make the singularity too big?" ~Me to another engineer ten seconds before the singularity came crashing through the wall, annihilating the two of us.

I'd love to hear some of yours if you have any to share.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by monkeysfist101 » 26 Nov 2015, 21:28

Wasn't exactly my last words, but the last I heard.
My SL telling me, "Marine, make first contact."
That was the last they saw of me.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by CabooseFox » 26 Nov 2015, 21:47

On bay one time a mercenary leader was threatening to shoot me for not cooperating. I said "You can't shoot me you need me to bargain for the shit you want to steal" He shot me in the head and said "I didn't come here to barter I came here to take."
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Azmodan412 » 26 Nov 2015, 22:57

If I ever had a chance for last words, it would be Alpha Squad Engineer Borealis strapping plastic explosives to himself, wheel-chair charging a crusher and detonating said explosives, shouting 'FOR ALPHA!!'
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Jack McIntyre » 26 Nov 2015, 23:40

Leading a marine charge,

"Come on you bastards! We finish this here!" A ravager came around a corner took my head off right after XD

Or my other favorite getting ready to lead a assault into the hive when my custom gernade I had on me exploded right before I reached the rally point I set up to start the charge.

XD I think leading is bad for my health.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Sadokist » 27 Nov 2015, 01:21

I remember one time I told somebody we needed medical supplies and ran into the emergency medical station in the hangar and when I came out I accidentally walked on the pad and the dropship landed on me xD

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Post by TopHatPenguin » 27 Nov 2015, 03:23

"Well at least you still have an arm." Next moment an orbital is fired on their location.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by coroneljones » 27 Nov 2015, 04:53

Not exactly my death but..
"The crusher can take it" and he dies


Now for mine
"FUUUKKEEENNN XEEEENNOOOOSS!" Followed by explosions
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Egorkor » 27 Nov 2015, 06:07

the crusher died and the queen was like "eh turrets? he can take it". then she noticed he's rip already.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Voldirs » 27 Nov 2015, 06:36

Glorious "Semper Fi..."

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 27 Nov 2015, 14:15

LOOC" I regret nothing.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Peachy2912 » 29 Nov 2015, 08:15

"Tally ho"
*Runs into a pile of huggers*

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by KeyWii » 29 Nov 2015, 10:12

"You've forced my hand." RO Lawson, 10 seconds before the SM hit the bridge.
And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen,
Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean,
And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen,
And put your pistol to your head,
And go to Fiddler's Green.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Derpislav » 29 Nov 2015, 13:30

"Stay with me, *critically wounded marine!* I'll get you to medeva-" *hugged on the way to the drop pod*
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by LordLoko » 29 Nov 2015, 15:54

H-Help- Everybody
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Azmodan412 » 29 Nov 2015, 16:45

KeyWii wrote:"You've forced my hand." RO Lawson, 10 seconds before the SM hit the bridge.
I can attest to that. 0/10 would dodge SM again.
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by monkeysfist101 » 29 Nov 2015, 23:55

After waiting a good 40 minutes to burst, escaping six times mind you and attempting suicide by punching myself at one point only to have a full recovery, I said, 'Dakota 'Dak' Marshall [Bravo (Mar)] says, "I punched myself in the gut and I think I killed whatever was inside me."' Less than three seconds later, I burst.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Shadow » 30 Nov 2015, 14:34

Not from this server, but hey:

Alex Noble says, "I think the bomb is a dud HoS. It's been thirty minutes and it hasn't blown up."

Right as I said that, while in my bombsuit, handling the "dud", it blew up in my hands, and seperated security from the station, as well as incinerating me.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by hockeylife68 » 30 Nov 2015, 15:25

Sl is leading charge into alien hive and yells, CHAAAAAAAAARGE. he then sees queen and some tier 3 aliens and begins to run away like a little school girl

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Spartan » 30 Nov 2015, 16:18

Is a Iron Bear ERT named Tatayana

Drinks 2 bottles of Vodka

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"IRON BEARS STRONK!"

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Disco Dalek » 30 Nov 2015, 17:24

Spartan wrote:Is a Iron Bear ERT named Tatayana

Drinks 2 bottles of Vodka

Boards Sulaco

"IRON BEARS STRONK!"

Passes out from a lethal amount of intoxication
That doesn't sound right at all. Downing two bottles of vodka as an Iron Bear is equivalent to a marine drinking a glass of pure spring water. In fact, I doubt the Iron Bears have ever tasted water. Someone needs to post a suggestion to give them immunity to alcohol poisoning.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 30 Nov 2015, 17:28

You hear something about....Ginger....
"I swear to the good god-damn lord above, if you call me "Ginger" one more fucking time!"

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Spartan » 30 Nov 2015, 17:38

Disco Dalek wrote: That doesn't sound right at all. Downing two bottles of vodka as an Iron Bear is equivalent to a marine drinking a glass of pure spring water. In fact, I doubt the Iron Bears have ever tasted water. Someone needs to post a suggestion to give them immunity to alcohol poisoning.
I know, I tried to mention to an Admin that they should try to make it where the Vodka actually made them sober, and without it they become drunk...thought it'd be cool...

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by apophis775 » 01 Dec 2015, 17:07

Wasn't me, but I remember someone braved fighting xenos to eject an overloading supermatter core.

The commander said "(Name), You will be commended for this." right before the SM hit the bridge killing him and the entire bridge crew.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Anewbe » 05 Dec 2015, 02:43

As Squad Lead I ended up squadless (all captured), weaponless (Runners got my rifle and pistol, but not before I took at least one down), and lost in the caves, with my whole squad (again, captured) screaming "Run Sarge, Run". Last thing I said to them was "No dice, Marines" before dying in a fistfight against a Crusher and what I think was a Sentinel.
Not the greatest story, yeah, but I felt pretty good about it.

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