Famous Last Words

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Dolth » 05 Jul 2017, 01:51

Funniest last words I heard from a marine.
I was engineer. And we were being hard pushed into my fortified north nexus.

"WHO SHOCKED THE DOORS?!" - being pulled by a xeno.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by SagaSword » 05 Jul 2017, 04:23

I was playing as a ravager once and there was a wounded mature spitter next to me after we ran away from the marines to the other side of the river a considerable distance, he said "We'll be fine here" right before a sniper bullet hit him and made him explode like a pinata.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by TheMusician321 » 05 Jul 2017, 05:04

was playing alien swarm with some dudes.

Amaxin: I don't think we can run through this level.
Spartanbobby: Not if you don't have a shotgun!

as soon as he said that, he dies instantly. fun times.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Forst » 07 Jul 2017, 10:01

"Until the last.", a marine said to me before strapping C4 to his chest and running at the Queen.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Natorix » 27 Jul 2017, 05:38

I remember one time as nuke ops on /tg/ asking someone "How long did you set the timer?" right before it exploded and killed half the team.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Dolth » 27 Jul 2017, 05:39

Natorix wrote:I remember one time as nuke ops on /tg/ asking someone "How long did you set the timer?" right before it exploded and killed half the team.
That's actually funny lol.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Crab_Spider » 27 Jul 2017, 13:38

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You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by SagaSword » 28 Jul 2017, 15:10

Since we're talking about /TG/ last words I have lots of them.

One time I was an assistant and I was issued to bring dead bodies to Cargo for some reason and Cargo would reward me. I saw a dead clown beaten up next to the bar so I took him and went away. Unfortunately for me it was the Chef's dead body and he wanted it back (He was a traitor), so he ran behind me with a butcher's cleaver all around the station until I trapped him in maint.

Then I went to cargo to deliver the dead clown's body and I found a god damned wizard who robusted my ass with a transformation wand into a monkey. "Shit", I said before the HOS came in gun's blazing and thought I killed the clown with his dual Cap's laser gun and his'. Was a fun round.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by ColdSuit » 29 Jul 2017, 00:46

Todays Infection Test: 2nd Round (The Fall Of Cargo)

Long after the gunfire died down in the main halls and shortly after the remaining survivors regrouped at brig, the creatures swarmed cargo. We fought valiently, manning the barricades spitting fire and bullets into the seemingly endless horde. But to no avail. The barricades fell, and us with it. As I layed dying from a head wound (The wackiest FF angle I have ever seen), the creatures converged on me.

My final duty was to give the brig safe zone a warning, of both our demise and the shape of what was to come.

"Cargo is gone"
"We lost"
"Huh, would you look at that... We are screwed yet again."
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Re: Famous Last Words

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Marcus Jackson » 01 Aug 2017, 01:34

I forget when this happened but I was reluctantly an SL, and through a series of very unfortunate events became the planet-side-CO by way of people voting and not telling me while I was deaf, thankfully we had already started pushing the hive and by the time one of the other SLs made it to the front we were pretty much set up to win ( I think it was Xur?), so we push into a small room, and suddenly it's just me and a group of 4 Muhreens against the big-bitch.

We square off in the small room, and the ensuing fight was pretty epic, unfortunately I'm one of the few guys not critted after a few seconds so I decide to drop down an OB under a flare pack.

Queen impales me like a fucking bitch and I'm super wounded, but I hear one of the BO's tell me they got cords locked in. I'm getting ready for it.

Queen telepathically says something along the lines of: "You lose, and I win cuz I'm great, and we'll bury you in resin." to taunt me.

My reply: "Yeah, well at least I'll get a statue for this shit." OB drops right after and misses a little, but Queen is still fucked up. I'm missing both my legs but the last thing I see is a Sadar Spec give it to the Queen hard before I finally died.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Karmac » 01 Aug 2017, 01:37

PFC Garth 'Grouch' Pawolski says, "I'm a real spaceman now"
I play Garth Pawolski; Commander, Combat Engineer, and more often than not, random dead guy.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Cash7800 » 20 Aug 2017, 14:57

As a blind marine I was left outside of the self destruct room because BILL CARSON crit on the ground, two preds came and lopped my arms off and threw me at the marines and I said WHY! and then the SD went off...

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by VitorZzP » 29 Aug 2017, 23:03

"Send the DS down!"
I fall down near the Landing Zone, as a Hunter slashes me to death.
I yell: "Fuck you Carson!"
*10 seconds later* The Dropship arrives.
"Bravo SL is dead."
Carson: "Wait who?"

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Re: Famous Last Words

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Mobius_None » 09 Nov 2017, 15:27

I was inspecting the LZ1 defenses and complaining to the other engineer that "Your defenses are shit." Then SMASH the Alamo lands on me mid sentence while rearranging the barrier. he the said "Yeah my defense are shit huh?"
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by taketheshot56 » 09 Nov 2017, 16:17

I was in crit in SD after xenos stormed SD, I was next to the controller while drones nested me, all alone I began singing star spangled banner and the xenos were watching me, well in this time that I was singing, a wey yu nested pmc in the next room had managed to activate the last rod. As I came to the end of the anthem I was ready to break free from my nest. "And the home of the brave......watch this motherfuckers." At which point I resisted and slammed the SD activate button.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Nick123q23 » 09 Nov 2017, 18:50

I was lightly harassing Delta squad, when all of a sudden

Akl'iiya Quatza-Rij says, "*roar"

Que High-Explosive SADAR rocket hitting me square in the face off-screen, then set on fire. Death came near-instantly.

After that day I was always more careful around marines.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Heckenshutze » 09 Nov 2017, 20:38

"Eat shit UPP"
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by spookydonut » 09 Nov 2017, 23:20

Cmo stuck in chemistry with a napping Mr jopper, "oh, I'm fucked"

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Amaxin » 19 Nov 2017, 02:03

"I'm a tactical genius" after stepping into an alien trap I set up myself, half a second before I got decapitated by a ravager.
A failure, also called a semi-competent medic sometimes.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by SovietKitty » 19 Nov 2017, 02:18

"Of course, Commander Carson."

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Robotic Potato » 19 Nov 2017, 02:46

Anna 'Pepper' Costello say, "OH"

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Jakkkk » 19 Nov 2017, 19:49

Duel a predator, throw off my shotgun and draw my machete.

Olaf 'Viking' Karlsson says "A FAIR DUEL, ALIEN!"

Decapitated 7 seconds later.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Jenner » 12 Dec 2017, 07:57

I don't wanna die, not like this! "You shoulda thought about that before you blew up the brig" I didn't think, I'm an unga!


4 MPs all put a full pistol clip into me. Pretty sure that's 60 rounds
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