Famous Last Words

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Redfield5 » 05 Dec 2015, 11:59

"YOU WANT ME? KILL ME!" - Lewis Calhoun, while being butchered by a gang of Praetorians after staying behind to cover his squad's retreat.
"You think I'm intimidated by the threat of brig time? I basically lurch from one NJP to the next!" 
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by monkeysfist101 » 05 Dec 2015, 12:20

A post-round crazed marine moments before the shuttle lands on him.
Adolph Hammerstein says, "I am the last lizard alien in existence."
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Sadokist » 05 Dec 2015, 17:51

Redfield5 wrote:"YOU WANT ME? KILL ME!" - Lewis Calhoun, while being butchered by a gang of Praetorians after staying behind to cover his squad's retreat.
sounds like some legit timing

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 16 Dec 2015, 00:17

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by MikeHdez97 » 21 Dec 2015, 01:42

I got caught by the aliens and i ended in their hive,before i killed myself with my 44 magnum i sang this on my squad channel:

Well meet me, Jesus, meet me
Meet me in the middle of the air
And if these wings don't fail me,
I will meet you anywhere .

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by RhMoore » 30 Dec 2015, 22:08

I remember I was infected once so I tried to shoot myself while there were fellow marines around, but had no bullets, So I said that my time wasn't up.

I bursted less than 5 seconds afterwards.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by spartanbobby » 08 Jan 2016, 01:10

Lets g- *John cena runner*
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Jestephos » 08 Jan 2016, 01:21

"LETS KILL THESE ALIENS BASTARDS" *Burns down lone queens hive bar one room, marines open the door and all get hugged by the trap Queen set*

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by coroneljones » 13 Jan 2016, 04:38

"We got this"-Xur,just before he was RKOed by the Jones-Ravager,and decapitated
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Expired Torpedo » 13 Jan 2016, 07:38

me another marine and an MP hiding in oxygen lockers on the other side of the shuttle bay, waiting for the aliens to board. as soon as they boarded we jumped out of the lockers shooting them and yelling "surprise motherfuckers!"
we were immediately teared apart....
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by OffRoad99 » 13 Jan 2016, 08:32

Arthur Cromwell: "Copy that Staff Sergeant, I'm alive and on my way to your location."

*Gets facehugged and dragged into the Hive*
Cpl. Arthur Cromwell: Staff Sergeant, as a daily reminded, I will remind you that I, as a field medic, will stay behind the rest of the team to heal to the fuck-face that gets injured, got it?

*Five minutes later, Cromwell fighting on the frontlines, EVERYONE else except him standing behind.*

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Stivan34 » 13 Jan 2016, 08:52

My SL said, Weld the fucking vent! Then the larva popped out. And the other guy said, Weld the vent, It was his last wish! XD
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by ZDashe » 13 Jan 2016, 09:05

"AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CEN-" *BOOM* *BOOM*"
<Queen ate 2 SADARs for breakfast.>
There were 3 SADAR specs that round..
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Halinder » 13 Jan 2016, 14:17

ZDashe wrote:"AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CEN-" *BOOM* *BOOM*"
<Queen ate 2 SADARs for breakfast.>
There were 3 SADAR specs that round..
And a smartgunner, along with a medic that had a grenade launcher from the crashed ship.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Rey » 28 Feb 2016, 00:04

'What's the worse that could happen?' - some marine before getting charged by the crusher and having his head decapitated in the process.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Derpislav » 28 Feb 2016, 00:20

"Alright, listen you dipshits" - from several weeks ago, bridge staff (don't remember actual rank) giving orders to the next wave of marines while standing on the shuttle landing pad.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by MilesWolfe » 02 Mar 2016, 10:33

"better go check the bridge" or just after waking up, "the hell's this shit?"
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 02 Mar 2016, 11:28

Redfield5 wrote:"YOU WANT ME? KILL ME!" - Lewis Calhoun, while being butchered by a gang of Praetorians after staying behind to cover his squad's retreat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX0y6oJavK4
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by crono23 » 02 Mar 2016, 18:52

Happened at least a week ago. Can't be sure when, but me (a squad medic) and another soldier (don't know occupation, but had both his legs broken and splinted by me) charge towards the nexus in the vain hopes that we might catch the dropship back to the Sulaco. We meet another marine. He doesn't last too long. Nexus has been overrun by aliens, and we are soon facehugged.

Luckily there was a OB beacon nearby. My semi-healed comrade gets an idea. Comms are still working. He calls the CO. Asks for a fire mission, adjusts it a little and finally the captain starts to rain hell on the central nexus.

Just a second before the OB hits I manage to blurt out the following:

"Hey assholes!
"Enjoy your death!"

Milliseconds later the OB falls on the nexus. We are killed instantly. I am told later in deadchat that a single stray shell fell on top of the Queen and instagibbed her.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by forwardslashN » 13 Mar 2016, 21:54

"Come back in five minutes," he said, mixing a cocktail. "This one is a royal failure."

I died four minutes later.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Heckenshutze » 18 Apr 2016, 16:12

Yesterday:

Mutiny, five marines breached the bridge to kill XO and CE who had CO prisoner. CE blowns the CO's head off with a shotgun, marines kill the XO and CE, all command is dead, MOTHER starts the sulaco self destruction, one minute for the Big Kaboom

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Edgelord » 19 Apr 2016, 16:52

>Be Dayton Mann
>Carry around a d20 as a character gimmick
>Recon the caves with a large force
>Feel a battle coming on, roll the d20 to see what my chances are
>"OH YEAH 19 READY TO GO!"
>Fulton Williamson: "19 is sure victory"
>2 seconds later a ravager RKOs me out of fucking nowhere and I get eaten by a runner.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by LocalizedDownpour » 19 Apr 2016, 17:02

Edgelord wrote:>Be Dayton Mann
>Carry around a d20 as a character gimmick
>Recon the caves with a large force
>Feel a battle coming on, roll the d20 to see what my chances are
>"OH YEAH 19 READY TO GO!"
>Fulton Williamson: "19 is sure victory"
>2 seconds later a ravager RKOs me out of fucking nowhere and I get eaten by a runner.
I was right next to you for that. It was like...instantly.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by LordLoko » 19 Apr 2016, 17:13

Edgelord wrote:>Be Dayton Mann
>Carry around a d20 as a character gimmick
>Recon the caves with a large force
>Feel a battle coming on, roll the d20 to see what my chances are
>"OH YEAH 19 READY TO GO!"
>Fulton Williamson: "19 is sure victory"
>2 seconds later a ravager RKOs me out of fucking nowhere and I get eaten by a runner.
GM: You need a 21 roll to win
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Azmodan412 » 19 Apr 2016, 17:14

LordLoko wrote: GM: You need a 21 roll to win
Player 1: I cast Magehand.
GM: To do what?
Player 1: To punch the god in the dick.
[table goes silent]
GM: Ooookay, roll to hit.
[player 1 rolls nat 20, jaws are heard drop]
GM: You punch the god in the dick and as a result, you have been vaporized for your impertinence. Reroll a new character.
Player 1: [flips the table] Worth it.
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