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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Renomaki » 04 Jan 2017, 23:52

An amusing, yet true look into the mind of Renomaki when he decides to roll for CO.

Welp, I'm back from work and am ready for another session of Colonial Marines. I haven't gone CO for awhile, so I think it's time to do my part and step in to lead my marines to victory or a dignified defeat. I think I'ma go CO for the next few rounds and see how well it all goes. Might be quite nice to get some more CO rounds under my belt and take advantage of my whitelisted privilege..

After a single round of CO

Holy fuck I'm exhausted in more ways than one, I wasn't expecting to have to do that much work in one round, all the while dealing with insane antics and being insulted constantly despite my efforts while juggling everything. Being CO really takes it outta you, I think I'm gonna just chill and try a simpler role for the next few rounds to unwind and enjoy myself instead of going through all that frustration for another round.

I think this reflects how a lot of COs probably think, really.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Shyguychizzy » 05 Jan 2017, 01:29

Renomaki wrote:An amusing, yet true look into the mind of Renomaki when he decides to roll for CO.

Welp, I'm back from work and am ready for another session of Colonial Marines. I haven't gone CO for awhile, so I think it's time to do my part and step in to lead my marines to victory or a dignified defeat. I think I'ma go CO for the next few rounds and see how well it all goes. Might be quite nice to get some more CO rounds under my belt and take advantage of my whitelisted privilege..

After a single round of CO

Holy fuck I'm exhausted in more ways than one, I wasn't expecting to have to do that much work in one round, all the while dealing with insane antics and being insulted constantly despite my efforts while juggling everything. Being CO really takes it outta you, I think I'm gonna just chill and try a simpler role for the next few rounds to unwind and enjoy myself instead of going through all that frustration for another round.

I think this reflects how a lot of COs probably think, really.
Yuuuuuuppppp reason why I go CO once.....only once, On high pop oh gawd nope just nope.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Martzin » 05 Jan 2017, 04:38

So here's an embarrassing moment from me.

So I was playing my first round as MP at lowpop hours, where the CE was forced to command cuz there was no officers beside 1 PO.

Things were going mostly good for the majority of the round, made a new friend as well as keep the XO(he joined later on) and the CE from getting on each-other's nerves too much. I played mumblety-peg with the CE, had a generally nice time...

And then the XO got reckless and actively began making bad decisions. The PO got pissed by this and went into the Bridge with a gun in her hand, which caused the XO to hide behind a glass door and pull out his shotgun.

The CE was standing on the side trying to keep people calm, and then I ran in and played peace-keeper. Both of them tried framing the other for violence and ended up inciting a mutiny though I pointed them both out for lying. The marines began to break the windows so I went out and told them to calm the fuck down and they aim at me. I play it cool and leave, and a marine rushes for the bridge so I pull out my shotty trying to command him to leave but I accidently shot the poor bastard... put him in paincrit.

I freaked out and hid in Bridge while the marines shot at me and then they broke in and killed all of us except for the PO. The aliens boarded before I could get cloned.

I apologized in OOC afterwards and felt like a genuine dick for doing that...
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by XenonDragneel » 05 Jan 2017, 20:53

Xo Yung Kyunseok smack Bill booty.
Xo Yung Kyunseok says"GET GOING MY YONG!"
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Bill Carson booty
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Post by Redikal V » 05 Jan 2017, 22:15

Half hour protection we began to come upon the river. And then crossed over the river on talford. There we remained with our unit. From time to time there is some creature from the darkness and ran away.

15 minutes later. The creature decided to take our tableford and start attack. I their weapons had shot all the bullets. It was a very bad time. I couldn't cover my specialist.

See the crusher, he runs right at me across the table... I barely dodged his carcass. And then from screaming. At this very moment. Specialist gets SADAR with armor-piercing charge.
Shoots. And at that moment I got up... the Charge flew past me and hit the crusher.

We strayed. A series Rush their hive. And again I'm falling from the clutches of the creatures. And again, a shot. He got right into my carcass armor-piercing charge. Whether a bug, but I just fell in crit.

Medic policy me and we won.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Casany » 07 Jan 2017, 19:24

>Be me, a spec
>find a monkey and make them my pet
>rasp lands
>monkey dies
>spend 45 minutes saluting and weeping
>C4 his body
>Doesnt work
>throw him under rasp
>*salute
>F
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MrMafioso » 07 Jan 2017, 20:06

I played BO on snow-colony when it first appeared my SL threw an OB down and told me to put the offset to 10 I put it to 10 and turns out going past 5 bugs it well at that time it did, it landed directly on the whole squad and a bit of another, I literally decimated the entire operation-.. and I was like well shit that was fun.
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Post by Tisx » 07 Jan 2017, 23:45

Just another beautiful lovely day at Whiskey outpost

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Post by YungCuz » 08 Jan 2017, 01:55

Lovely day indeed.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Redikal V » 08 Jan 2017, 23:11

To be killed with my knife. Who was on the shotgun. Ruptured lungs and death. Lol misslclick.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by johners12345 » 09 Jan 2017, 15:56

SGT Curtis Weeter [Req (CT)] says, "Weeter, reporting"
SGT Curtis Weeter says, "Weeter, reporting"
SGT Ballar Endar [Req (CT)] says, "Weeter"
SGT Ballar Endar [Req (CT)] says, "You're in charge, I'm off to cryo.,"
SGT Curtis Weeter [Req (CT)] says, "Fantastic..."
SGT Curtis Weeter says, "Fantastic..."
PFC Steven Sneider [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Six SSD marines in the hangar"
LT Adara Kimbrik [Sulaco (BO)] asks, "Right, who asked for directions from the Bar?"
PFC Steven Sneider [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Why even bother waking this people up"
LT Adara Kimbrik [Sulaco (BO)] says, "Directly east and some south of the Bar is the LZ1 zone,"

Command Announcement


I, Executive Officer Pratt and Acting Commander of the USS Sulaco and its garison, hereby authorize the execution of Colony Survivor Franz Speer on charges of Attempted Murder. He is to be executed via decompression chamber.


All within 5 minutes of me getting on after about five months. I love my life.

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Post by XenonDragneel » 09 Jan 2017, 16:22

johners12345 wrote:SGT Curtis Weeter [Req (CT)] says, "Weeter, reporting"
SGT Curtis Weeter says, "Weeter, reporting"
SGT Ballar Endar [Req (CT)] says, "Weeter"
SGT Ballar Endar [Req (CT)] says, "You're in charge, I'm off to cryo.,"
SGT Curtis Weeter [Req (CT)] says, "Fantastic..."
SGT Curtis Weeter says, "Fantastic..."
PFC Steven Sneider [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Six SSD marines in the hangar"
LT Adara Kimbrik [Sulaco (BO)] asks, "Right, who asked for directions from the Bar?"
PFC Steven Sneider [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Why even bother waking this people up"
LT Adara Kimbrik [Sulaco (BO)] says, "Directly east and some south of the Bar is the LZ1 zone,"

Command Announcement


I, Executive Officer Pratt and Acting Commander of the USS Sulaco and its garison, hereby authorize the execution of Colony Survivor Franz Speer on charges of Attempted Murder. He is to be executed via decompression chamber.


All within 5 minutes of me getting on after about five months. I love my life.
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Post by johners12345 » 09 Jan 2017, 17:15

XenonDragneel wrote:You back boi

SSGT Finlay Russell [Sulaco (SL)] exclaims, "V FUCKING QUIT!!!"

SSGT Finlay Russell [Sulaco (SL)] says, "I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIT"

PFC Tyler 'Iceman' Smith [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "MARINES NEVER QUIT"

SSGT Finlay Russell [Sulaco (SL)] says, "SCREW THIS OPERATION"

SGT Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (Spc)] yells, "Stop being a bitch, bitch!"

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Post by XenonDragneel » 09 Jan 2017, 18:11

johners12345 wrote:SSGT Finlay Russell [Sulaco (SL)] exclaims, "V FUCKING QUIT!!!"

SSGT Finlay Russell [Sulaco (SL)] says, "I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIT"

PFC Tyler 'Iceman' Smith [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "MARINES NEVER QUIT"

SSGT Finlay Russell [Sulaco (SL)] says, "SCREW THIS OPERATION"

SGT Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (Spc)] yells, "Stop being a bitch, bitch!"
"bitch, bitch" Lmao
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by LarryOrtega » 09 Jan 2017, 20:41

Casany wrote:>Be me, a spec
>find a monkey and make them my pet
>rasp lands
>monkey dies
>spend 45 minutes saluting and weeping
>C4 his body
>Doesnt work
>throw him under rasp
>*salute
>F
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by NescauComToddy » 10 Jan 2017, 00:15

Well,It Is 1 AM...I Think I still can Play It as a SL.I Have some confidence heh.Now,let's do This Round and Sleep...
>Losses SL Rank due To not Hearing XO.
>Retake SL rank.
?OBed SMES Blindly Because of ayys.
>Get lynched by muhrines
>Get lynched by Mother=Apopa
>Ordered To use eng. ladder to get to the underground.
>Charlie starts to ERP With the Predator.
>Goes Into ladder after Some marines go down
>itwasatrap.gif
>Get gased and fucked by Ayys
>Never will Be SL again[Atleast for 4 days].

Holy shit...I can't....Those fucking marines...Even Apo...Why,why me?I was tired...Why did I even Played this shit?
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Post by immaspaceninja » 10 Jan 2017, 08:53

So, uh, i got trapped in the engineering, in a 1-tile wide space that was blocked by a sentry gun's frame (My 'thanks' to that maggot who was constantly turning it off) with 3 ayys laughing at me. And then i noticed the bag of chem-nades made by researcher, that i left right in that corner earlier.

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Post by Karmac » 10 Jan 2017, 09:15

>Be me
>Latejoin round 15 minutes in, Ice Colony
>Grab my shit, manage to get my 90 plasteel and 150 metal
>Steal an MT's brown webbing so I can put my mines in it and still bring my normal shit
>Continue prepping as normal, land on planet after minor technical failures with Rasp launching too early due to retarded PO
>Go to Engineering, find an engineer setting up two sentry guns, with two survivors right next to him, INSIDE THE GOD DAMN BUILDING
>Suggest he moves the sentries outside, to y'know, defend the place, he proceeds to speak brazillian or some shit and I got the gist that he didn't like my idea
>Go to generator room to find they've barricaded the windows with girders, wooden tables and plasteel
>*sigh* turn girders into false walls
>Go back to find one survivor dead due to Sentry gun - Notbigsurprise.jpg
>Continue trying to forcefully move the turrets outside, continually be denied by brbrbr alpha engineer
>Alpha engie resorts to violence and punches me, OUT OF NOWHERE REMAINING SURVIVOR RUNS IN, SHOTGUNS ME AND LEGS IT
>At that point I closed the game and didn't rejoin that round
>2 brazil 4 me
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Post by XenonDragneel » 10 Jan 2017, 10:28

>Me as an XO calling for evac

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FUCK YU COMMAND SEND DA EVAC NOW!
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Post by immaspaceninja » 11 Jan 2017, 02:46

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Post by YungCuz » 11 Jan 2017, 04:38

I always did wonder why those two buttons were so close to eachother.
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Post by Ordukai » 12 Jan 2017, 22:38

YungCuz wrote:I always did wonder why those two buttons were so close to eachother.
Alphabetical order. I'm going to have to tape a piece of paper over that spot so I never try to make a queen mother report again.
TLDR: Go back and read it. I spent time writing that, ya know.

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Post by Eenkogneeto » 12 Jan 2017, 22:43

I've done it too. I think most staff have once or twice.
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Post by Snypehunter007 » 13 Jan 2017, 00:54

Ordukai wrote:Alphabetical order. I'm going to have to tape a piece of paper over that spot so I never try to make a queen mother report again.
Just check the second post on page 67 in this topic. Mine was arguably worse.
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Post by ZDashe » 13 Jan 2017, 02:24

Whiskey Outpost Marine Victory

Sarah's CO announcement:
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I survived alongside a handful of others..
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Ravager caresses me as a reward..
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P.S. We were given 30 sentries that round, it was glorious.
Sentry is love, sentry is life =P
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