Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Jenner » 28 Nov 2017, 10:24

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Round was going to shit, Marines despite outnumbered the aliens 1 to 3 was being beaten soundly. Xenos made an amazing come back, and managed to drive them to CIC and SD. PMC's spawn as an ERT, and since the CL was already gone, had no real objective. They decide to go to CIC, cutting their way through the bottom deck, until they arrive at the CIC to find the aliens killing everyone. Spooked, they run back to the SD (having saved the CMO beforehand by pure chance). The 5 PMC's along with the drunk CE and the CMO hold the line, priming the rods, and activating the SD. PMC Major, ship is blown to hell, Marines shit the bed and almost lost before they got there.

10/10. Didn't help that one of the mentors (?) posted this during the defense: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Jzoid » 29 Nov 2017, 15:53

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74% Toxins. I never injected a single chemical into myself this round (And I didn't touch alcohol)

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Trench007 » 29 Nov 2017, 16:02

Jzoid wrote:
29 Nov 2017, 15:53
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74% Toxins. I never injected a single chemical into myself this round (And I didn't touch alcohol)
Did you drink coffee?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Jzoid » 29 Nov 2017, 16:04

Trench007 wrote:
29 Nov 2017, 16:02
Did you drink coffee?
I've drunk a b s o l o u t e l y nothing
God damn hack medics.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Trench007 » 29 Nov 2017, 16:05

Jzoid wrote:
29 Nov 2017, 16:04
I've drunk a b s o l o u t e l y nothing
God damn hack medics.
The only other thing I can think of, is radiation...
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Jzoid » 29 Nov 2017, 19:39

Trench007 wrote:
29 Nov 2017, 16:05
The only other thing I can think of, is radiation...
nah medic straight up injected mewith a bunch of shit
I know because he told me

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Trench007 » 29 Nov 2017, 19:42

Jzoid wrote:
29 Nov 2017, 19:39
nah medic straight up injected mewith a bunch of shit
I know because he told me
The infamous infallible bald medic mindset of, "let me inject you with everything until something works", which is sure to succeed every time.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by fanit937 » 30 Nov 2017, 23:39

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My UI. It went from OMG to embarrassing to funny and, ultimately, back to OMG as in "wtf have I done?".

And it had been like this for almost a week last week. Went through dozen of round starts but simply forgot to change it back with my memory of a goldfish. Every round start, every time spawning, I look at the UI and it's already too late. :angel:

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Cupkiller » 01 Dec 2017, 07:31

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>Stabbed the predator around 15 times with a battle knife with tied legs while he was trying to take me alive to his ship.
>In the end he just gave up and cut both of my legs off causing bleeding. And even then I was lying and pushing him off me while slowly dying.
>He brought me to his ship and fighting for my life.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 01 Dec 2017, 15:51

Trench007 wrote:
29 Nov 2017, 19:42
The infamous infallible bald medic mindset of, "let me inject you with everything until something works", which is sure to succeed every time.
Has anyone considered this character may have played dota?
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Xenomorph Queen 'Pandinus' ruler of the Alpha Hive. Unusually diplomatic.
R'ka Us'Tribi Serpent Trapper, hateful predator. "FUCKING SERPENT BASTARDS KILLED MY BROTHERS".

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Rustarus » 01 Dec 2017, 17:51

The reason most likely is because you broke your groin and a medic gave you painkillers, but never splinted it. Broken groins give toxin damage
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Youbar » 01 Dec 2017, 18:09

Rustarus wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 17:51
The reason most likely is because you broke your groin and a medic gave you painkillers, but never splinted it. Broken groins give toxin damage
Is that supposed to simulate a punctured kidney/bladder? Because I'm pretty sure we have internal organs simulated in the game for that.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TheMusician321 » 02 Dec 2017, 10:40

Youbar wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 18:09
Is that supposed to simulate a punctured kidney/bladder? Because I'm pretty sure we have internal organs simulated in the game for that.
moving around with a broken groin increases organ damage to the kidneys, which increase toxin damage.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 03 Dec 2017, 05:37

Half of the hive assaulted on the Delta Squad just outside Research, they successfully breached the cades. Then Bravo arrived from after C4ing north Research, aliens got sandwiched.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mvp777 » 03 Dec 2017, 10:35

Defeated predators be like https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9AGpVm_460sv.mp4

(Plz be gentle i'm bad with forums)
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 03 Dec 2017, 12:38

Mvp777 wrote:
03 Dec 2017, 10:35
Defeated predators be like https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9AGpVm_460sv.mp4

(Plz be gentle i'm bad with forums)
Is there a full version of the track?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Nubs » 03 Dec 2017, 18:16

HKO2006 wrote:
03 Dec 2017, 12:38
Is there a full version of the track?
It's a blast from the past, but still good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx2gvHjNhQ0
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Nyeshivuu » 05 Dec 2017, 23:27

Looking at all those xeno corpses makes me happy
Probably dead in some remote corner of the map
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by adamkad2 » 10 Dec 2017, 13:03

So i got a larva taken out of me at the moment i burst, resulting in this (got ahealed after i died to suffocating on a empty anesthia tank, doctors friggin ditched me)
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 10 Dec 2017, 18:32

adamkad2 wrote:
10 Dec 2017, 13:03
So i got a larva taken out of me at the moment i burst, resulting in this (got ahealed after i died to suffocating on a empty anesthia tank, doctors friggin ditched me)
What has science done http://prntscr.com/hlmuyz
"What did science do"
Commander Joseph 'Goliath' Clancy, occaisonal Charlie SL. Widowed father of three. Sufferer of PTSD and way too caring.
Corpswoman Judith 'Mèrci' Clancy, quiet daughter looking for her father.
Warrant Officer Emile Clancy, Strict ex-police chief looking out for his sisters.
Xenomorph Queen 'Pandinus' ruler of the Alpha Hive. Unusually diplomatic.
R'ka Us'Tribi Serpent Trapper, hateful predator. "FUCKING SERPENT BASTARDS KILLED MY BROTHERS".

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 10 Dec 2017, 22:39

Bar at SD
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IT BURNS
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CO as last survivor at his office
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PFC Oskar Weber
Marine: Bayonet/smash myself and others when clearing weed/filling sandbags, nade myself at RO line (don't misclick Z&don't R after Z!), forgot to disable UGL after loading it, walk into my own flame, fire nade to have it bounces back to me (nades don't go diagonally through people/wall), walk into Crusher charge, drag monkey/colonist body/alien body to have claymore to face, move while burst firing to FF
Alien: Pounce across fire nade field as hunter to have HP halved.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 11 Dec 2017, 08:31

Genades to sneaky Elite Empress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iX9pkgfMbU
PFC Oskar Weber
Marine: Bayonet/smash myself and others when clearing weed/filling sandbags, nade myself at RO line (don't misclick Z&don't R after Z!), forgot to disable UGL after loading it, walk into my own flame, fire nade to have it bounces back to me (nades don't go diagonally through people/wall), walk into Crusher charge, drag monkey/colonist body/alien body to have claymore to face, move while burst firing to FF
Alien: Pounce across fire nade field as hunter to have HP halved.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Rustarus » 11 Dec 2017, 17:40

HKO2006 wrote:
11 Dec 2017, 08:31
Genades to sneaky Elite Empress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iX9pkgfMbU
*Gets an amazing grenade at the queen* *starts shooting the wall* Only in CM
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*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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HKO2006 wrote:
10 Dec 2017, 22:39
Bar at SD
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IT BURNS
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CO as last survivor at his office
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I was one of the Yutani responders on that one. The one where our response instead turned into officer watercooler simulator as we holed up in the CL's office for an hour. When the Dropship came back, we and the CL decided to abandon ship early. Except we were following the CL who lead us to the bar instead of evac. Ended up costing all of us our lives as we picked the ONE escape pod that didn't work.
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