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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Pictish20 » 11 Dec 2017, 20:16

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I was one of the Yutani responders on that one. The one where our response instead turned into officer watercooler simulator as we holed up in the CL's office for an hour. When the Dropship came back, we and the CL decided to abandon ship early. Except we were following the CL who lead us to the bar instead of evac. Ended up costing all of us our lives as we picked the ONE escape pod that didn't work.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 12 Dec 2017, 12:50

Mornin' squadies. what did I miss?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 13 Dec 2017, 07:23

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Forst » 13 Dec 2017, 07:37

The other day a marine pulled a flare and threw his rifle.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Raziel403 » 13 Dec 2017, 11:15

Man, no mention of the Normandy gibbing an Elite Queen yesterday by landing in her?

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Post by fanit937 » 14 Dec 2017, 00:45

Joined XRT, whole pod full of xenos, ten seconds later every xenos disappeared but three...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Karmac » 19 Dec 2017, 08:36

I just finished 1v4'ing xenos in a b-ball game, they were losing so badly they had to try playing foul and melted my b-ball.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by adamkad2 » 19 Dec 2017, 15:06

Karmac wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 08:36
I just finished 1v4'ing xenos in a b-ball game, they were losing so badly they had to try playing foul and melted my b-ball.

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Bastards dont know how to play fair
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by adamkad2 » 20 Dec 2017, 13:03

Also, i once memed a crusher by opening a cade in front of im and then closing it
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 20 Dec 2017, 16:50

adamkad2 wrote:
20 Dec 2017, 13:03
Also, i once memed a crusher by opening a cade in front of im and then closing it
That was me.

Too bad there was an open tile right hecking next to that lol.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 23 Dec 2017, 01:31

Apop as CO, BE two marines, mutiny, CLF, SD, Alien went up, Alien teleport down, finish up survivors
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 23 Dec 2017, 02:19

Anti climatic Self Destruction (old), when was SD was newly revamped at the time
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by BladeBr » 23 Dec 2017, 11:24

Ghodere wrote:
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I lol'd so hard its beutiful.
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Post by HKO2006 » 24 Dec 2017, 00:14

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by adamkad2 » 24 Dec 2017, 11:32

GoliathTheDespoiler wrote:
20 Dec 2017, 16:50
That was me.

Too bad there was an open tile right hecking next to that lol.
sure it was you? the crusher there got rekt
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 24 Dec 2017, 19:49

adamkad2 wrote:
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sure it was you? the crusher there got rekt
Actually yeah. There was another time that happened to me and I died.
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Post by Self Exitium » 25 Dec 2017, 14:18

It's a very common strategy to open a barricade before a crusher crashes into it and then close the barricade once it's in.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mattmaster77 » 29 Dec 2017, 12:18

>be me, Carl Winston, late joining in the middle of the round, benos boarded but failed miserably
>get greeted by two bravo boots while I'm in Alpha, they warn me about xenos killing fresh people in their preps
>ignore them and head into my prep, not more than two seconds in, a drone pops out trying to kill me
>I managed to get away and headed back to cryo
>waited until they escorted me to get my shit on
>go to req to get muh attachments for my regular cuckshot shottie
>apparently there is a cunter fucking about on the ship still
>I barely get my attachments in time when the cunter fucks up a marine around the corner, but it runs away before I can cuck it
>spend a good few minutes trying to figure out where it is until the RO gets ganked in hangar, but reports her location before doing so
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>get out of surgery and find myself a tacticool shottie, I put my mag harn on it and follow the SO who wanted to hunt the cunter down
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Post by Vispain » 30 Dec 2017, 23:33

CIC Crew was, pardon me, bat shit crazy so ARES sent PMC SOs to help the crazy CO and replace everyone except him as the CO executed the first XO and virtually terminated every SO (he had them leave CIC). CL Bill Carson ....that's right...appointed me PMC XO. Then ARES sends 10 more PMCs in only this time they are actual PMCs. They guard CIC. After around 15-30 minutes the CO was killed by PMCs after he opened fire on them in paranoia(?) and I de facto become the XO of the Almayer as a PMC XO. A new non-crazy XO shows up and I pass command to him to prevent a full out marine mutiny. Chaos reigned as xenos were coming up to the Almayer via crashing the Alamo and no one knows what is truly happening. SD goes off and all the PMCs head to SD. After this the typical story happens, defense in the halls followed by defense of self destruct. I managed to kill several xenos with a PMC battle rifle but I was later injured and managed to get several people to get me to a evac pod but they died before I could be launched off. Corporate Liaison Bill Carson evacuated I believe.
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Post by Mac » 31 Dec 2017, 01:12

Vispain wrote:
30 Dec 2017, 23:33
CIC Crew was, pardon me, bat shit crazy so ARES sent PMC SOs to help the crazy CO and replace everyone except him as the CO executed the first XO and virtually terminated every SO (he had them leave CIC). CL Bill Carson ....that's right...appointed me PMC XO. Then ARES sends 10 more PMCs in only this time they are actual PMCs. They guard CIC. After around 15-30 minutes the CO was killed by PMCs after he opened fire on them in paranoia(?) and I de facto become the XO of the Almayer as a PMC XO. A new non-crazy XO shows up and I pass command to him to prevent a full out marine mutiny. Chaos reigned as xenos were coming up to the Almayer via crashing the Alamo and no one knows what is truly happening. SD goes off and all the PMCs head to SD. After this the typical story happens, defence in the halls followed by defence of self destruct. I managed to kill several xenos with a PMC battlerifle I was later injured and managed to get several people to get me to a evac pod but they died before I could be launched off. Corporate Liason Bill Carson evacuated I believe.
To add to this story as one of the SOs who got replaced , the XO was arrested because he ordered us all down to the surface to lead the marines there. Then the CO put a stop to that..queue the PMC replacements. I went to visit the XO in prison and gave him paper and a pen to write a letter to the CO. I end up giving that letter to the CO and it's a declaration of mutiny, so he gets executed. My character being the loyal and obedient marine he is decides to open fire alongside the commander and gets gunned down on the bridge despite the fact that the commander treated him like dogshit. He was always looking for that fatherly approval.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Vispain wrote:
30 Dec 2017, 23:33
CIC Crew was, pardon me, bat shit crazy so ARES sent PMC SOs to help the crazy CO and replace everyone except him as the CO executed the first XO and virtually terminated every SO (he had them leave CIC). CL Bill Carson ....that's right...appointed me PMC XO. Then ARES sends 10 more PMCs in only this time they are actual PMCs. They guard CIC. After around 15-30 minutes the CO was killed by PMCs after he opened fire on them in paranoia(?) and I de facto become the XO of the Almayer as a PMC XO. A new non-crazy XO shows up and I pass command to him to prevent a full out marine mutiny. Chaos reigned as xenos were coming up to the Almayer via crashing the Alamo and no one knows what is truly happening. SD goes off and all the PMCs head to SD. After this the typical story happens, defence in the halls followed by defence of self destruct. I managed to kill several xenos with a PMC battlerifle I was later injured and managed to get several people to get me to a evac pod but they died before I could be launched off. Corporate Liason Bill Carson evacuated I believe.
I was the PMC NCO of this round, if I am correct. If this round is what I think it was, the squad of PMCs that were requested in by Carson were sent to OVERTHROW the CO, not protect him. Of course, PMC command requested that it be done with as little bloodshed as possible, so I led my men into the CiC in an orderly fashion, politely greeted the CO as my men filled up half the room (or at least felt like it, there were a lot of them)... And then I informed the CO that he was being removed from command and to stand down quietly.

His response? Put a bullet in my head, of course! That rifle you grabbed was mine that I dropped after he Matabaed me in the face faster than I could react. The moment he fired the first shot, the PMCs swarmed him and riddled him with bullets while bled in a corner of the CIC. humiliating... But was still decent RP at least. Even more funny considering I was just a PMC grunt beforehand, but Feweh gave me a promotion and made me an NCO, probably knowing I could be trusted to carry out the event without abusing my power.

There was also a lot of flexing and showing off of muscles in my squad, much to my annoyance. I heard they even flexed over the CO's dead body after having blown him away. Such strange boys them PMCs....
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 01 Jan 2018, 23:36

Pred event round, Evac, pod launched, Adrimal Bill Carson missed the pods, Normandy flight console deleted by admin, Carson got on Alamo-turn-pod, Pred teleport on Alamo finished off Carson
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Post by Kwin_Original » 02 Jan 2018, 14:19

When you are an unfunny doctor and just don't have the time to deal with the shit the others throw at you.

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