Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Karmac » 22 Nov 2016, 03:49

Can confirm, shit was fucked.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Derpislav » 24 Nov 2016, 09:29

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As you can see, they were one tile away from getting gibbed.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Karmac » 24 Nov 2016, 09:33

EY BAWS, DAS ME
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby SagaSword » 24 Nov 2016, 11:21

Such luck.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby YungCuz » 24 Nov 2016, 17:57

Derpislav wrote:Image
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As you can see, they were one tile away from getting gibbed.

I assume this happened cause meta rushing?
If so goddamnit.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Kavlo » 24 Nov 2016, 18:13

YungCuz wrote:I assume this happened cause meta rushing?
If so goddamnit.


It was only a drone left who evolved into a queen and was trying to basically restart the hive and delay the round, this was the result.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby YungCuz » 24 Nov 2016, 20:17

Kavlo wrote:It was only a drone left who evolved into a queen and was trying to basically restart the hive and delay the round, this was the result.

Well that was a very EXPLOSIVE end to that drone.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Jay Burns » 24 Nov 2016, 20:57

Shitty Combat Medic or really shitty doctor.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Simo94 » 25 Nov 2016, 09:53



the fuck LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby SagaSword » 25 Nov 2016, 12:27

Derpislav wrote:Image
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As you can see, they were one tile away from getting gibbed.


This end was sponsored by MICHAEL BAY!

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Deathjack69 » 25 Nov 2016, 19:30

SagaSword wrote:This end was sponsored by MICHAEL BAY!

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Eenkogneeto » 26 Nov 2016, 04:06

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Earlier in the round I said 'I've seen how marines shoot' in response to someone saying the lizards killed half the forces.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby MrJJJ » 26 Nov 2016, 04:30

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Every time

Your game looks like it runs smooth as fuck, i wish that was the case for me
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Eenkogneeto » 26 Nov 2016, 06:23

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MrJJJ wrote:Your game looks like it runs smooth as fuck, i wish that was the case for me


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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby DyMare » 26 Nov 2016, 10:27

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Korchnoi survived having a chestburster explode out of her chest.

Then went back to combat like it was nothing.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Karmac » 26 Nov 2016, 11:06

Can confirm, she and the doc were complaining about her taking Toxin damage for some reason, so I just gave her a Peridex pill and she made a full recovery.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Renomaki » 26 Nov 2016, 12:33

Holy shit, must be a bug.

We'll have to see if we can replicate this and fix it.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Karmac » 26 Nov 2016, 12:43

I've heard of it happening before, seems like if you can get enough meds in their system to cancel out the instant tox damage from bursting, they'll be fine, and from there it's just a matter of fixing internal damage that the game doesn't let you know that you have.

Plus the leftover toxin damage of course.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Casany » 26 Nov 2016, 14:57

Imagine: an army of marines with holes in their chest charging the aliens. Immune to death by chestburster, and hugger stun and gib. The horror
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Jroinc1 » 26 Nov 2016, 15:03

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Kavlo » 26 Nov 2016, 18:54

Pretty sure I earned the right to be called a robust survivor this round.

For some backstory, spawned as miner colonist and grabbed metal from cargo and a crowbar, went to west side of the map and dug into the cave, set up my own little home and became a cannibal who ate the dead colonists and looted from the marines, not even ONCE did I come into contact with a xeno or a marine (who was alive) and I was in my base when the round ended in an alien minor. I like to imagine my crazy hermit cannibal is living out his life in the jungle now, yes that is a pet slime.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Eenkogneeto » 26 Nov 2016, 20:28

Jroinc1 wrote:And you've just discovered a very rare medical secret. Keep it to yourself. I think I was one of the only ones who knew this was possible, till now.

Lots of people knew it was possible.
Also people with holes in their chests till get infected and can still burst and die from it. I removed three chest bursters from a guy post-burst once. He died to decapping in sulaco defense. RIP.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TopHatPenguin » 27 Nov 2016, 00:01

Casany wrote:Imagine: an army of marines with holes in their chest charging the aliens. Immune to death by chestburster, and hugger stun and gib. The horror


I mean the hole in chest army was possible before the defibs were nerfed from PA and a big ol' glass of toxins was added for when you bursted.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Sadokist » 27 Nov 2016, 02:26

TopHatPenguin wrote:I mean the hole in chest army was possible before the defibs were nerfed from PA and a big ol' glass of toxins was added for when you bursted.


yea i remember marines running around with holes in their chests. good times.
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