Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Sumon-1533 » 27 Nov 2016, 15:00

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Nubs » 27 Nov 2016, 21:51

As a survivor last night, i ambushed, killed, gibbed and ate the meat of a marine. wish i'd taken a picture. Sadly there are no ovens so i couldn't make steaks or burgers. A hunter put a end to my sadistic ways while i was busy murdering a 2nd marine, which stopped me from claiming any more victims.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Shyguychizzy » 27 Nov 2016, 22:59

Just gonna say John"Spartan"Murray I reckon meh pred a bit more fashionable thanks to your headband.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Derpislav » 27 Nov 2016, 23:05

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Monoo » 28 Nov 2016, 20:20

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That feel when you fire a burst and the bullets exit the barrel at a 45 degree angle
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Sadokist » 28 Nov 2016, 20:51

Monoo wrote:That feel when you fire a burst and the bullets exit the barrel at a 45 degree angle


Yea i'm not gonna lie that's pretty annoying when you FF because the bullets came out of your gun at a 45
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Eenkogneeto » 28 Nov 2016, 21:15

Monoo wrote:That feel when you fire a burst and the bullets exit the barrel at a 45 degree angle

One round we had our bullets replaced with buckshot and I ff'd someone directly behind me while spraying my rifle.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Winter » 28 Nov 2016, 21:25

Eenkogneeto wrote:One round we had our bullets replaced with buckshot and I ff'd someone directly behind me while spraying my rifle.


Assblast!
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Shyguychizzy » 28 Nov 2016, 23:51

Decided to role as a marine then I noticed, the LT in which was over-watching in which was alpha, quite a character here be a few screen shots of him shouting on comms.
1st Screen shot: Commander tell him to calm down and stop yelling but that's not the best part. https://gyazo.com/a382f6ebf16e89d3894eabe74e0f83eb
2nd Screen shot: His reason why he been shouting his orders or speaking all Caps which made me laugh. https://gyazo.com/f924dd296d240725dfb95d9b475f585f
3rd Screen shot: more of him yelling over Alpha comms. https://gyazo.com/bcf584793d6198d7546d55d5bd6d0806
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TheMusician321 » 30 Nov 2016, 05:20

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No matter how bad you think you are, you will never be as bad as the 52 marines who all lost to a SINGLE crusher in a 1x1 corridor.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Fuppy » 01 Dec 2016, 18:24

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Apparently you can't; pull yourself over cargo tugs, acid them, or run under/over them as a runner.

I had a laugh before reporting it to the admins.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby CommunistUser » 01 Dec 2016, 19:04

OH GOD ITS GOING TO BE NERFED.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby YungCuz » 01 Dec 2016, 19:52

Lmao why
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby SagaSword » 03 Dec 2016, 03:37

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Physics man, how do they fucking work....
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Simo94 » 03 Dec 2016, 03:57

SagaSword wrote:Physics man, how do they fucking work....

I dont know who thought bullets going where you didnt click is a good idea but damn sir, you fucked up
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby LordLoko » 07 Dec 2016, 13:30

How to taunt a duel with an predator:

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I survived that, I feel a badass. Sad that nobody else was alive to see the cool duel.

THis is the robust duel
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The predator got uncouncious, i tought I had it killed

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Then I fell on the ground from my wounds and he gets up

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Then he gets up, I think he's going to kill me but he trhows me back oon hydro

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Shyguychizzy » 07 Dec 2016, 16:03

A little shrine for that little honor duel. I was the predator in which bested you in that, that battle took for ever using only daggers. Bad to say I took no actual damage, maybe 1 damage.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Bigchilly » 07 Dec 2016, 16:19

'i will return for u 00mon'

10/10 acting, would rp again.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TheMusician321 » 07 Dec 2016, 23:35

tried my best to get the marines to not piss the pred off.
pred ended up kekbombing us after we brutally murdered it with auto turrets and shotguns.
on the sulaco.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Shyguychizzy » 08 Dec 2016, 15:41

Pilot's log 1st entry: Went down on pod to evac the remaining survivors, found LZ2 overrun. Luckily trusty tarp was set there for meh.
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Pilot's log 2nd entry: When they boarded went back down
Pilot's log 3rd entry: Killed off a runner then this happened.
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Pilot's log 4th entry: I sigh in relief I made it without being spotted. I am truely solid snake pilot.
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Pilot's log 5th entry: Decided to head back down saw three of dem runners decided to ambush
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Pilot's log 6th entry: It seems they had more runners then expected took out 2 then 2 more came. Got fucked by hugger combat.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TheMusician321 » 10 Dec 2016, 12:43

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I followed the preds around for a good 15 minutes trying to force feed them anti freeze cocktails, tequila sunrises and brave bulls while hugging them.

they disarmed me, stole my drinks, shot me with stun cannons, stole my drinks again and i just kept on going back for more attempting to force feed them more drinks, they then started punching eachother over what i later found out was coffee, to which i followed them and eventually they force fed me the drinks while the CL was trying to buy their plasma cannons, eventually they told us to leave but I was too drunk to do so so they had to drag me back to TComms, it was the funniest thing for me second only to the vending machine fiasco.
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Ed 'Wafflecone' Martin bites the Mature Hunter (251)!

I play as Ed 'Waffles' Martin or his sister, Amaryllis 'Waffles' Martin.

No matter how bad you think you are, you will never be as bad as the 52 marines who all lost to a SINGLE crusher in a 1x1 corridor.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Renomaki » 11 Dec 2016, 17:00

In a recent round (as of this post), I was a mature runner on ice map, having recently climbed up the ladder alongside my queen and a handful of other xenos during an attempted attack on the surface, which ended poorly and resulted in my queen dying, and me fleeing into the shadows of a winter hellhole, on the run and trying to find a way back to my nest.

During my roaming and fleeing from killsquads that try to gun me down the moment they see me, I stumble into a predator in the dark, and then take a brief moment to RP and banter with it, although I couldn't understand a word it was saying. But then gunshots rang out, and we both fled the area for fear of being seen.

A little while later, I find a lone marine dragging another heavily wounded and probably dying marine into the trash crushing building. Seeing an opportunity to get an easy kill, I decided to tango with him, the fight being tougher than expected, but I came out on top in the end, chewing his hand off and showing that runners can 1V1 just as well as hunters can.. But then a predator appeared in the door behind me, blocking the way out.

Cue more RP, as I hug the wall furthest from the predator and beg for mercy, and then attempt to threaten it to get out of my way as it got closer, having proof of my skill in combat right next to me. There was a pause, silence.. And then, more gunshots and the predator flees, me soon moving out myself, only to quickly find myself witnessing a battle between predators and marines.

A part of me decided to partake on the predator's side in the fight, since the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and they were outnumbered 2 vs 5-6 marines. I jumped into the crossfire a few times, pouncing and briefly stunning a few marines while the predators fought them off, and slowly pushed them back from their lodge (without even realizing that I was helping them defend their lodge). Sadly, I got banged up too bad in the scuffle, and soon died in my attempts to help them.

Afterwards, it was discovered that they found this deeply honorable, and rather than mock me, instead praised my bravery and appreciated that I aided them in their time of need, to which they then dragged my body back to their lodge and gave it a respectful resting place for it.

The runner in the little grill cell is me, and that is my little makeshift Tome.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby YungCuz » 11 Dec 2016, 20:03

Aw thats amazing.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TheMusician321 » 11 Dec 2016, 23:17

that's awesome Renomaki.
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No matter how bad you think you are, you will never be as bad as the 52 marines who all lost to a SINGLE crusher in a 1x1 corridor.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TimeLatch Aaron » 12 Dec 2016, 01:41

i got alpha spec marines start shooting at a pred i go up to said pred and say hey dont be a dick then i got shot by marine with AP rounds that take my head off
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