Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Simo94 » 12 Dec 2016, 06:29

TimeLatch Aaron wrote:i got alpha spec marines start shooting at a pred i go up to said pred and say hey dont be a dick then i got shot by marine with AP rounds that take my head off

there is a saying that applies so much in CM, ''keep your friends close, but your enemies closer''
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby SlothMan » 12 Dec 2016, 23:34

Helping carry a wounded back to the rasp when a marine sees an alien and hits me with AP rounds. I can assure you I was ready to ahelp the shit out of that guy.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TimeLatch Aaron » 13 Dec 2016, 14:35

Simo94 wrote:there is a saying that applies so much in CM, ''keep your friends close, but your enemies closer''

yeah the pred liked me more then the marines did and i told him to stop being a dick
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Eenkogneeto » 14 Dec 2016, 23:20

Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro starts to put the Queen into the gibber! Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro stuffs the Queen into the gibber! You hear a loud squelchy grinding sound. This is a Queen-meat. It is a small item.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Finefire984 » 15 Dec 2016, 00:40

This was something new that I haven't seen yet. So I was playing as the Charlie SL. The marines were attacking the cave then all of the sudden, I got captured and hugged by a runner. I escaped the nest and fucked up the aliens from the inside while I was infected. I injured a few aliens and helped the marines push into the area I was captured in. This other marine and I killed the Queen while the aliens were fleeing. I was taken back to the pod and had a medic heal me the best he could. I was just waiting for me to die. When the pod landed, the larva inside me burst out of my chest. I got the text that says "You feel something ripping at your insides" , but was put into crit and was clinging onto life after the text popped up. I assumed that I some how didn't burst yet, but was really close to it. The atmos in the hanger messed up and I was slowly dying on the roller bed, with a hole in my chest from the larva. A medic came and pulled me into the med bay. He healed me to the point where I could wake up. I started screaming about the hole in my chest. I started asking what happened and how I was still alive. He was screaming over comms about how I survived a larva bursting out of my chest. I started screaming about how I was blessed by the gods and encouraged the marines to push in the caves. When I arrived at the med bay all the doctors were shocked that I was still alive. I was finally brought to surgery and asked a doctor to keep the hole in my chest. I came out of surgery at full heath and with a hole in my chest from the larva. The round ended soon after that with a marine victory. I ended with a battle wound that would last in my mind forever. That was the round that I some how survived a larva bursting. The End!
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Karmac » 15 Dec 2016, 00:44

Nothing to see here loyal citizen, move along.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TheMusician321 » 15 Dec 2016, 01:04

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we made Carmac(Garth Powalski) into a nugget and my character Ed 'Wafflecone' into nuggets.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Karmac » 15 Dec 2016, 01:27

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby SagaSword » 15 Dec 2016, 04:04

Carmac wrote:You can survive larva bursts, just as long as there's medicine in you that stop the Toxin damage from hitting 200, you are recoverable.


*cough* The Post is about Funny moments not tips n' tricks *cough*
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Karmac » 15 Dec 2016, 04:55

I don't see that anywhere, dunno wat ur talkin boot
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TopHatPenguin » 15 Dec 2016, 07:30

Average PO
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Renomaki » 15 Dec 2016, 23:57

TopHatPenguin wrote:Average PO
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And then he forgets to put down the shutters after unloading the marines and gets kidnapped due to carelessness.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Eenkogneeto » 16 Dec 2016, 03:39

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby SagaSword » 16 Dec 2016, 06:31

REE, I AM INVISIBLE, SANTA QUEEN HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Snypehunter007 » 16 Dec 2016, 10:59

Eenkogneeto wrote:Image
cringe


This so so absolutely disgusting, that I need to vomit.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Renomaki » 16 Dec 2016, 12:26

Eenkogneeto wrote:Image
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This is worse than when engineers cluster mines in a single area and not even bother trying to cover them up.

You can tell that, even if it was set to 360, the defenses would block it's line of fire. Clearly someone did not test things before setting up.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby MrJJJ » 16 Dec 2016, 13:02

Eenkogneeto wrote:Image
cringe

I usually can forgive people for being blind or not understanding what direction something faces.
But in the case of Metal barricades? i am preety sure by basic logic, where the yellow points, thats where the barricade is looking at, this is just fucking sad, i don't want to be a Engineer just so i can help prevent things like this from happening...
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Tisx » 16 Dec 2016, 21:56

When the Queen decides to call the Rasputin and then leaves to attack some preds for 45 minutes.

P.S Marines didn't have cloning that round.

50 minutes later on the Sulaco

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Next Round.

THE REAL RAMBO IS UPON US!

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby TheMusician321 » 18 Dec 2016, 05:01

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I wasn't even the researcher, I was just howling along.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby northcote4 » 19 Dec 2016, 12:06

TheMusician321 wrote:Image

I wasn't even the researcher, I was just howling along.


To be fair, weaponised lycanthropy is definitely the way to go.

I don't know about you guys, but I don't see any silver-tipped xenos running around.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Monoo » 19 Dec 2016, 13:20

northcote4 wrote:To be fair, weaponised lycanthropy is definitely the way to go.

I don't know about you guys, but I don't see any silver-tipped xenos running around.


Werewolves vs. Xenomorphs...

I didn't think that needed to happen, but it does. Holy shit.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby SagaSword » 19 Dec 2016, 15:49

Monoo wrote:Werewolves vs. Xenomorphs...

I didn't think that needed to happen, but it does. Holy shit.


It's fucking Twilight all over again man.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby Tisx » 20 Dec 2016, 00:49

When the Droppod is piloted by a baldie

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Postby NoahKirchner » 20 Dec 2016, 00:50

Tisx wrote:When the Droppod is piloted by a baldie

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Me? A BALDIE!?
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