Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Eenkogneeto » 20 Dec 2016, 00:52

When the Droppod is piloted by a drun--
Nevermind. He posted it while the round was in progress instead of after. Bad player. bad.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Monoo » 20 Dec 2016, 11:28

I had to. I had to post it.

HO MY

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by SagaSword » 20 Dec 2016, 12:08

Tisx wrote:When the Droppod is piloted by a baldie

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You mean a "Bald-Eye"
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by crono23 » 21 Dec 2016, 21:27

Decided to be a minor asshole to a marine trying to kill himself:

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Post by TheMusician321 » 22 Dec 2016, 01:20

We tamed a survivor, named it Betty and taught it how to dance and sleep on a bed-nest.

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Sadly Betty was killed by a young runner 69 after we set her loose to (presumably) surprise attack the tall hosts
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Renomaki » 22 Dec 2016, 21:46

In a recent round as CO, marines were losing really bad. Everything we tried ended in failure, and it seemed that nothing I was doing was helping. Staff suggested I'd commit Seppuku, which was shocking considering that I had always wanted to try that myself as a dishonored CO who lost everything, but never did pull it off for fear of a jobban. After asking permission and announcing my intent to kill myself to regain my honor, I had went forward with the act in the briefing hall.

What I expected was it to turn out like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY10r95-F7M

What I ended up with instead was more something like this...

>Several marines crowded me really uncomfortably, begging me to not kill myself because they needed me.
>one marine was repetitively punching me in the face while insulting me.
>another marine thought that giving me a shotgun for a ritual suicide would be a good idea, despite how barbaric it was.
>after slicing up my gut considerably, marines pushed me down before I could finish the job
>I request that Jester finish the job and cut my head off as I had requested him earlier, but he did not. Instead, I think he tried to inject me with something.
>other marines start fighting over me and dragging me around
>one marine complies with my request, but rather than ending my life with a blade to the neck (like you are supposed to), he just put a bullet in my dome.
>One marine was so distraught with my death that they committed suicide out of grief for my death.
>marines bicker and slap each other around for a bit before attempting to revive me with the Defib
>they then attempt to clone me, but fail because I refuse to be cloned at this point (because it isn't very honorable to commit suppuku and then just clone yourself)
>cue staff having a chuckle at the display while marines are horribly confused as to why their once brave commander was overcome with enough grief to commit such an act in the first place.
Sometimes, bravery comes from the most unlikely sources.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Relend » 23 Dec 2016, 05:42

Alright so, I was a xeno chasing a marine with no helmet on the landing pad, I had two huggers and dropped one by the pad as I was chasing him. He runs me in a circle and by doing do get's hugged and falls right out on to the pad. The marine was then gibbed by the Rasp landing on him three seconds later. It was immensely satisfying as I have been chasing him around the pad for about a minute.

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Post by Smalls » 23 Dec 2016, 06:21

I was dragging a critical guy on a roller bed from Hyro for medivac, being chased the entire way by a hunter, and was right outside the west Nexus entrance when the server shit the bed and I had to reconnect. Thankfully the Hunter was a bit of a dude and waited until I woke up to start fighting again, but I got pounced easily anyway, and thought that was it. Then the beautiful bastard known as Shust appeared in the doorway (must have heard my gunshots and the pounce growl) and started to fend it off like a knight in shining armor. He got pounced just as I stood back up and pointed my revolver at the Hunter.

*click*
*click*

Goddamn I had fired all 7 shots off during the chase.

I fumbled around in all my pockets trying to find my fucking speedloaders. Finally found one. Forgot to open the chamber. Opened it and loaded it. Forgot to close it. Dropped empty speedloader to close it. Forgot you don't use the other hand to close it, emptied all of the bullets back into my hand instead. Tried to load them all back in. By this point Shust was deader than dead so I ran like a little bitch and ended up dead myself a few moments later anyway. Made mental note to never use revolvers again.

Not my proudest moment. Sorry Shust!!

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by NoahKirchner » 23 Dec 2016, 06:27

Smalls wrote:I was dragging a critical guy on a roller bed from Hyro for medivac, being chased the entire way by a hunter, and was right outside the west Nexus entrance when the server shit the bed and I had to reconnect. Thankfully the Hunter was a bit of a dude and waited until I woke up to start fighting again, but I got pounced easily anyway, and thought that was it. Then the beautiful bastard known as Shust appeared in the doorway (must have heard my gunshots and the pounce growl) and started to fend it off like a knight in shining armor. He got pounced just as I stood back up and pointed my revolver at the Hunter.

*click*
*click*

Goddamn I had fired all 7 shots off during the chase.

I fumbled around in all my pockets trying to find my fucking speedloaders. Finally found one. Forgot to open the chamber. Opened it and loaded it. Forgot to close it. Dropped empty speedloader to close it. Forgot you don't use the other hand to close it, emptied all of the bullets back into my hand instead. Tried to load them all back in. By this point Shust was deader than dead so I ran like a little bitch and ended up dead myself a few moments later anyway. Made mental note to never use revolvers again.

Not my proudest moment. Sorry Shust!!
As an avid revolver user, I feel your pain xP.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Eenkogneeto » 24 Dec 2016, 11:08

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 24 Dec 2016, 13:07

Lmao why
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by RavingManiac » 29 Dec 2016, 07:03

NoahKirchner wrote:As an avid revolver user, I feel your pain xP.
Don't bother with speedloaders, just fill your backpack with revolvers and throw away when spent.

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Post by Eenkogneeto » 29 Dec 2016, 12:38

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And then someone stole my gun while I was waiting to go up and get cloned.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mattmaster77 » 29 Dec 2016, 15:23

DyMare wrote:Image

Crusher devoured a predator during his explosion countdown.
The crusher: "You stay, I go." http://i.imgur.com/OvVxp.gif

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MrJJJ » 30 Dec 2016, 09:34

So, just before round ended, the pizza girl that arrived was put in a scanner, and this was what we found out, she somehow was fine, and even lived on, no damage, no nothing, although she somehow died instantly later on...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Karmac » 30 Dec 2016, 09:38

MrJJJ wrote:So, just before round ended, the pizza girl that arrived was put in a scanner, and this was what we found out, she somehow was fine, and even lived on, no damage, no nothing, although she somehow died instantly later on...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Eenkogneeto » 31 Dec 2016, 07:28

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Here we see a gang of wild larva beating up a crusher and taking his lunch money.
A hunter had to come save him lest he be nibbled to death.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TheMusician321 » 31 Dec 2016, 07:34

Eenkogneeto wrote:Image
Here we see a gang of wild larva beating up a crusher and taking his lunch money.
A hunter had to come save him lest he be nibbled to death.
/nudged/ to death.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 31 Dec 2016, 09:04

TheMusician321 wrote:/nudged/ to death.
What i wanna know is why some larvae were able to bully a Crusher to give them his lunch money.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Eenkogneeto » 31 Dec 2016, 13:20

YungCuz wrote:What i wanna know is why some larvae were able to bully a Crusher to give them his lunch money.
He was unable to move for whatever reason. Iunno really.
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Post by Eenkogneeto » 01 Jan 2017, 10:52

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 01 Jan 2017, 11:14

Eenkogneeto wrote:Image
Cringe
CRINGE
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by nerocavalier » 02 Jan 2017, 19:23

This sentry deserved better.
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Also highlight of the round after a six man party killed the Elite Empress. A promotion was promised and promptly denied.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 03 Jan 2017, 13:50

AWOL Ravager
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Post by DerpinMcDerpDerp » 03 Jan 2017, 18:22

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