Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover

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Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover

Postby Sad_Corn » 24 Dec 2016, 21:15

Full name:

Luiz 'Mises' Buarque


Mises, Corn lover

Age: 41

Gender: Male


Space Doctor (7 years in service)

Commander (3 years in service)

Combat medic 13 (years in service)

Corn cultivator (20 years in service)

Military/College graduations:

USP (University of São Paulo); Medicine graduation

UFRJ (Federal university of Rio de Janeiro); Nursing graduation

BCMG; Brazilian Combat Medic Graduation

BCMA; Brazilian Capoeira Martial Arts

UHW; Universal Handling of weapons


-Corn lover

-Loyal to USCM and Brazilian marines

-Never uses helmets or head protections

-Buckshot lover


Luiz was born on a small farm, on the Ganymede Moon, a legendary celestial body Known for easy maize cultivation. He spent his childhood basically learning the legendary techniques of his family, who from his small farm, exported the best quality corn from the Milky Way.
After a few years, Weyland-Yutani bought the basically all lots of its moon, so that it could begin to produce corn-based rations.
Luiz, disgusted by the sale, at age 16, decided to migrate to planet Earth, where he settled on Brazilian soil and became one of the largest corn producers in the region.
After accumulating a small fortune, he decided to invest in his study. He sold all his lots, and entered the most renowned universities of his country, arriving to do the medical and nursing faculties at the same time.
He had always been good with numbers, and even without a university degree, he acted as an economist to finance his courses, but was later fired after he evaded dozens of taxes from accounting companies, later became a libertarian and was nicknamed "Mises", a Renowned Austrian economist.
Tired of his monotonous life as a doctor, he decided to join the USCM, where he is in service until this day, acting as Combat medic, surgeon or Commander.

Basic appearance:

A corny man,1.60 meters tall, relatively thin, white, with beautiful blue hair.



-Corn ice-cream

-Corn-based foods







-Slow doctors

-Every single medic


-Corn expert

-Appreciation for patients' lives

-Hand-to-hand expert


-Crippiling depression

-Suicidal tendencies


Notable Characters:

-Noah Kirchner: Nice combat mate, platonic love, saved his life twice

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Last edited by Sad_Corn on 24 Dec 2016, 21:20, edited 1 time in total.
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.

Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.

Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.

Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.

Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-

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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover

Postby NoahKirchner » 24 Dec 2016, 21:17

Much corn
Pics n'shit
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover

Postby TheMusician321 » 03 Jan 2017, 17:29

Needs more waffles.
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I play as Ed 'Wafflecone' Martin, your friendly alcoholic engie/doctor/medic

No matter how bad you think you are, you'll never be as bad as Cheyenne Dennis, who OD'd himself on pills meant for marines by taking them all and eating them, then proceeded to drink an unfinished flask which killed him from the OD, afterwards tries to gets medbay arrested for his stupidity.
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover

Postby puglife » 04 Jan 2017, 14:21

I found it a little
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James Irving: Marine jackass that breaks as much stuff as he fixes.
Xenos killed with a welding tool: 1

Colton Moon: Hard-ball and OB magnet.
Times gibbed by direct OB impact: 1
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover

Postby LarryOrtega » 08 Feb 2017, 21:43

Why I'm not mentioned? :( u hurt my feelings bro
"In 100 years more we will be a story.In 200 years an epic period.In 500 years a medieval tale.
In 1,000 years a relic. In 5,000 years archaeological remains. In 10,000 years an ancient mystery.
In 20,000 years a legend like Atlantis. We are nothing. Life is so short and death so long. "

I´m the SL/Doc Elliot Riggle
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover

Postby Crab_Spider » 08 Feb 2017, 21:59

Where's me?! John Buckshot Rhodes, the man you boxed with until we got boarded
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the King Crab of this Beach

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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover

Postby XenonDragneel » 15 Feb 2017, 10:54

Are you MIA corny?
*hold his dead comrade dog tags while looking down* He been through a lot... he was like a brother to me...
*Sigh* In the name of
Xo Yung Kyunseok
.......I would like to join the Marines.....
When u talk sh** to the IB

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