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Dossier - Kirby, Julian E.

Post by Monoo » 05 May 2016, 23:05

[A clean, freshly-filled folder sits before you, made up after the digital files were corrupted. It is stamped with the seal of the USCM.]

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Legal Name

Julian Edwin Kirby

Known Aliases

"Jools"

DOB

July 9, 2160 - currently 26 years old

Sex

Male

Race/Ethnicity

White, mainly Polish-American and Italian-American

Rank

Lance Corporal

Persona

Kirby is a city boy hailing from the decaying neighborhoods of the Bronx in New York City. Relatively green, yet a quick learner, he tends to overcompensate and is extremely touchy about his height. Has one core principle: always do what you think is right, without compromise.

Physique

[Attached to the file with a paperclip is a small picture.]

Kirby stands at 5'5". In the presence of taller people, he tries to take up as much space as possible, standing with shoulders and feet planted far apart. He has bright blue eyes and brown hair which he keeps in a very short fade. He regularly draws the ire of commanding officers with his fast-growing facial hair, which he often neglects shaving. Because of this, he usually has a faint hint of beard stubble to complement his rough-cut demeanor. The handful of crude tattoos on his chest and biceps are contrasted sharply by his slightly pudgy belly. [Who the fuck wrote this shit? is scrawled in a crude hand next to the end of this section. The question is crossed out with a single horizontal line in W-Y regulation black ink.]

His New Yorker accent, tinged with some classical Italian vowel sounds, grows very thick when he gets excited. He talks loudly and yells often, sometimes getting hard to understand.

Background

Julian's mother, Elain Kirby, died early in his childhood. As a result, he had little direction for much of his early years. He couldn't quite get the handle on higher education as a result of his big mouth and comparatively small attention span, and spent some time carousing on the streets in his early teens. A stint in a public prison straightened him out, and he sought mechanic work under his Uncle Jamie before ultimately enlisting with the USCM out of frustration with life on Earth in general. He has gone on record stating that he plans to extend his service contract another ten years before returning to "the brick sticks" to try civilian life again.

List of Relations

(Unofficial) Family: Alyssa Cowper

Best Friends: Vanechka Penkina, Vasilia Kopchek, Meredith Reunings, Tyler Borealis, Leo Backburn, Jim Sanders, Kaitlyn Pratt

Friends: Xurphorus Dergens, John Murry, Dresdin Farsyde, Reno Story, Tanya Hernandez, Keiran Lawson, Joe Kent, Alisa Reis, Mike Hernandez, Barnabus Jones, Borcuse Girge, Max Terry, Max Knight, Garth Pawolski, Valentina McTavish, Kyomi Sin'vah, Athena Aggley, Rain Winterson, Uriel Turner (SANDBRO)

Acquaintances: Balto Dreg, Melissa Wright, Graham Maclagan, Miles Northey, Natalie Reyes, Harry Cowper, Domnall Barclay, Artyrial Loudain, Soseki Hamada, Lochlann Healy, Eden Somme, Caryl Bernhaben, Nathan Ringer, Olaf Karlsson, Bjorn Sigvaldson

Enemies: Victor Kaipov, Jacob Stover

Equipment Log

M56 Smartgun System + Harness: Customized with stencils, white spraypaint, and stickers. The name "Abi" is stencilled onto the ammo feed of the smartgun itself, as well as "Get Kirbstomped!" farther down on the barrel. A hydrographic decal of a coyote with blue eyes and a faded New York Mets sticker adorn the armored plates on the chest of the harness. "Catch me if you can" with a winking face is stencilled onto the back. The harness is usually stuffed with at least one pizza MRE, which he eats cold.

M4A3 Service Pistol: The top of the slide is tarnished slightly from sweat, but otherwise the handgun seems to be meticulously maintained.

M5 Combat Knife: Five tally marks are scratched into the base of the blade. The handle has been wrapped with a length of paracord.

Falling Falcons Softcap: In place of the standard issue helmet, Kirby wears a cap for comfort. It is heavily worn and stained, and has a large crease down the middle from the frame of his IR goggles.

Training Record

13 weeks basic training

3 years active service - PFC

8 months advanced weaponry specialization

Continued active service - LCPL

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Last edited by Monoo on 30 Nov 2017, 22:12, edited 90 times in total.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by LackingAHelmet » 20 May 2016, 03:50

The angry yelling Locke has seen Jools around. She likes Jools. As long as he doesn't run into the hive with only his knife.
Giliad Pelleaon [Sulaco (XO)] asks, "Does anyone know what the Nexus looks like?"

Locke 'Krieg' Tucker [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "THE SITUATION IS LIKE SANDPAPER VERSUS CHEESE."

Locke 'Krieg' Tucker [Sulaco (Eng)] shouts, "AND WE'RE THE FUCKIN' CHEESE!"

Plays as Locke, the charming tanned young woman who is perpetually yelling. I also draw, so uh, I might take requests.

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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 22 May 2016, 22:20

LackingAHelmet wrote:The angry yelling Locke has seen Jools around. She likes Jools. As long as he doesn't run into the hive with only his knife.
And Jools likes Locke in turn for getting people to pay attention by yelling, which is something he can't quite get the hang of.

Also: bumped for major edits to the backstory and other minor cleaning changes.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by completelynewguy » 25 May 2016, 23:03

Monoo wrote: And Jools likes Locke in turn for getting people to pay attention by yelling, which is something he can't quite get the hand of.
And here we see the majestic medic, Alyssa Cowper. You can see her in the distance, wearing a looted sniper's smock because of the carrying capacity, mumbling and cursing to herself as she organizes what medicines she has on available - while listening to the complaints of a wounded marine she gave tramadol - instead of Tricordrazine or even Bicard - because of the lack of proper medicine.

"...goddamnit, shut the fuck up before I euthanize you. Not my fault marines keep running ahead of each other with AP loaded, all while aiming for the head."

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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by enkas » 14 Jun 2016, 07:32

Hem, any chance Meredith could get mentioned among Jool's friends? :o

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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 14 Jun 2016, 10:55

Ahh crud, I have no idea why I haven't added you already. Let me fix that.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 01 Jul 2016, 23:38

Bumped. Streamlined the design of the dossier, added more relations, and made changes here and there.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Jul 2016, 00:03

Kirby and Tyler, the smart-ass fucker team.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 03 Jul 2016, 20:01

Azmodan412 wrote:Kirby and Tyler, the smart-ass fucker team.
The xenos at round start: ahh fuck, not this shit again.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Azmodan412 » 03 Jul 2016, 20:02

Monoo wrote: The xenos at round start: ahh fuck, not this shit again.
Yea... Tyler is robust on his own, gaining respect from Predators for his brutal combat style, but with Kirby and/or Krishia... Its a bad day for xenos.

Edit: TYLER'S NOT IN THE RELATIONS LIST?!
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 03 Jul 2016, 20:09

Azmodan412 wrote: Yea... Tyler is robust on his own, gaining respect from Predators for his brutal combat style, but with Kirby and/or Krishia... Its a bad day for xenos.

Edit: TYLER'S NOT IN THE RELATIONS LIST?!
FIXED
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Azmodan412 » 03 Jul 2016, 20:21

Copious amounts of murder: Definitely.
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Predator Duels Won: 1
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 07 Oct 2016, 21:16

Update.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 07 Nov 2016, 22:04

Added a second one-eyed menace to the list of good friends....

...it's getting really long. That's awesome.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by YungCuz » 17 Nov 2016, 23:44

Presumably since you said you know who i am could you put me in that list too.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 18 Nov 2016, 00:05

YungCuz wrote:Presumably since you said you know who i am could you put me in that list too.
Done. Sorry if your entry is a little bare - I'll add something more personal when we interact a little more.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Infant Punter » 18 Nov 2016, 03:55

oh yeah
this guy's cool
i also have mutual respect for someone who actually formats their shit
nice
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 18 Nov 2016, 13:06

Infant Punter wrote:oh yeah
this guy's cool
i also have mutual respect for someone who actually formats their shit
nice
Thank you thank you, means a lot.

I really like your dossier too
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Post by YungCuz » 18 Nov 2016, 15:14

I just wanna use a mech man....
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Butterrobber202 » 18 Nov 2016, 21:05

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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 18 Nov 2016, 21:39

Butterrobber202 wrote:Image
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Butterrobber202 » 19 Nov 2016, 08:09

Monoo wrote:-snip-
LEAKED NUDES ADMINS TAKE IT DOWN REEEEEEEEEE
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

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Butterrobber202 wrote:LEAKED NUDES ADMINS TAKE IT DOWN REEEEEEEEEE
PLZ ADMUN NO HAMMER I DINDU NUFFIN
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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by LiquidRecluse » 20 Nov 2016, 09:03

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Re: USCM Dossier - Jools Kirby

Post by Monoo » 28 Feb 2017, 19:31

Bumped because I'm an attention whore and I wanna be relevant
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