The Medbay Commandments

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 13 Sep 2017, 20:42

Feweh wrote:
13 Sep 2017, 16:08
You guys should definitely try and over-dose Predators now and see what happens now.
I assume sedatives still work on them though?
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Feweh » 13 Sep 2017, 21:06

Surrealistik wrote:
13 Sep 2017, 20:42
I assume sedatives still work on them though?
Nothing

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Crab_Spider » 13 Sep 2017, 21:19

Feweh wrote:
13 Sep 2017, 21:06
Nothing
So they don't suffer from any chems?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Jackie Estegado » 16 Sep 2017, 02:47

Yeah, Feweh underestimates what a competent chemist can do.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 16 Sep 2017, 13:31

Jackie Estegado wrote:
16 Sep 2017, 02:47
Yeah, Feweh underestimates what a competent chemist can do.
Don't poke the Feweh.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 18 Sep 2017, 02:57

Added a Drug Distribution Form for chemistry authorizations under Commandment 8.

Added additional drug recipes.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Crab_Spider » 18 Sep 2017, 05:29

peri is worthless
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Wubs4Scrubs » 18 Sep 2017, 15:26

Crab_Spider wrote:
18 Sep 2017, 05:29
peri is worthless
You've got something in common then
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Crab_Spider » 18 Sep 2017, 15:33

Wubs4Scrubs wrote:
18 Sep 2017, 15:26
You've got something in common then
What the hell are you trying to say, Wubs?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 20 Sep 2017, 01:22

Updated drug formulas with paracetamol. Updated surgery prep with a surgery IV mix of painkillers and spaceacillin.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 23 Sep 2017, 19:30

Added Commandment #12: Thou Shalt Know Thine Terminology
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 26 Sep 2017, 19:25

Updated with mention of surgical set creation:

For extra credit, you can prepare ghetto surgery kits by having the autolathe print off sets of surgical tools, putting them in a bag along with spare medical masks and tanks, and substituting the two instruments it can't create with their ghetto equivalents (cable coil for fix-o-vein and screwdriver for bone gel).
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Asmodius » 04 Oct 2017, 19:37

i wrote out a literal 2 page essay on how to be the best doctor like me and it was all deleted.

god speed and i hope you find out my methods some other way because im not retyping them

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 04 Oct 2017, 19:42

Ok...
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Jackie Estegado » 05 Oct 2017, 02:38

I am pretty sure you aren't better than either of us in anything medical related.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 05 Oct 2017, 02:43

EDIT: My bad, apologies.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Jackie Estegado » 05 Oct 2017, 02:45

I wrote that to Asmodius.. but ok.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 05 Oct 2017, 02:46

Jackie Estegado wrote:
05 Oct 2017, 02:45
I wrote that to Asmodius.. but ok.
My bad man, I thought you were dogpiling. S'all good dude, apologies.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 09 Oct 2017, 13:51

Updated Peridex drug recipe, added new drug recipe for fast mass production of combat drugs: 80 Hyperzine, 40 Paracetamol
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