The Medbay Commandments

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 13 Sep 2017, 20:42

Feweh wrote:
13 Sep 2017, 16:08
You guys should definitely try and over-dose Predators now and see what happens now.
I assume sedatives still work on them though?
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Feweh » 13 Sep 2017, 21:06

Surrealistik wrote:
13 Sep 2017, 20:42
I assume sedatives still work on them though?
Nothing

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Crab_Spider » 13 Sep 2017, 21:19

Feweh wrote:
13 Sep 2017, 21:06
Nothing
So they don't suffer from any chems?
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Jackie Estegado » 16 Sep 2017, 02:47

Yeah, Feweh underestimates what a competent chemist can do.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 16 Sep 2017, 13:31

Jackie Estegado wrote:
16 Sep 2017, 02:47
Yeah, Feweh underestimates what a competent chemist can do.
Don't poke the Feweh.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 18 Sep 2017, 02:57

Added a Drug Distribution Form for chemistry authorizations under Commandment 8.

Added additional drug recipes.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Crab_Spider » 18 Sep 2017, 05:29

peri is worthless
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Wubs4Scrubs » 18 Sep 2017, 15:26

Crab_Spider wrote:
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peri is worthless
You've got something in common then
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Crab_Spider » 18 Sep 2017, 15:33

Wubs4Scrubs wrote:
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You've got something in common then
What the hell are you trying to say, Wubs?
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 20 Sep 2017, 01:22

Updated drug formulas with paracetamol. Updated surgery prep with a surgery IV mix of painkillers and spaceacillin.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 23 Sep 2017, 19:30

Added Commandment #12: Thou Shalt Know Thine Terminology
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 26 Sep 2017, 19:25

Updated with mention of surgical set creation:

For extra credit, you can prepare ghetto surgery kits by having the autolathe print off sets of surgical tools, putting them in a bag along with spare medical masks and tanks, and substituting the two instruments it can't create with their ghetto equivalents (cable coil for fix-o-vein and screwdriver for bone gel).
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Asmodius » 04 Oct 2017, 19:37

i wrote out a literal 2 page essay on how to be the best doctor like me and it was all deleted.

god speed and i hope you find out my methods some other way because im not retyping them

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 04 Oct 2017, 19:42

Ok...
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Jackie Estegado » 05 Oct 2017, 02:38

I am pretty sure you aren't better than either of us in anything medical related.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 05 Oct 2017, 02:43

EDIT: My bad, apologies.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Jackie Estegado » 05 Oct 2017, 02:45

I wrote that to Asmodius.. but ok.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 05 Oct 2017, 02:46

Jackie Estegado wrote:
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I wrote that to Asmodius.. but ok.
My bad man, I thought you were dogpiling. S'all good dude, apologies.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 09 Oct 2017, 13:51

Updated Peridex drug recipe, added new drug recipe for fast mass production of combat drugs: 80 Hyperzine, 40 Paracetamol
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Surrealistik » 19 Oct 2017, 15:06

Added a guide for making my Dexplus mix, Big Dermaline (yes, I know you people love Keloderm; fact is that pure Derma heals 33% more burn damage assuming equal proportions despite a mix restoring burn damage somewhat faster; I'll throw up a guide for the Keloderm version later), and Stimutacs/quick and dirty combat stims.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by apophis775 » 22 Oct 2017, 14:59

Remove references of encouraging people to restock in order to get more chemicals for chemistry.

If that continues, we will remove the ability to restock, it's intended for people to use the chemicals from those bottles as drugs in their specific form, not to use them to powergame chemistry.

Also, if I see more complaints about "marine nerfs" in these guides I will lock them.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Crab_Spider » 22 Oct 2017, 15:15

apophis775 wrote:
22 Oct 2017, 14:59
Remove references of encouraging people to restock in order to get more chemicals for chemistry.

If that continues, we will remove the ability to restock, it's intended for people to use the chemicals from those bottles as drugs in their specific form, not to use them to powergame chemistry.

Also, if I see more complaints about "marine nerfs" in these guides I will lock them.
Well can you make mining for phoron and other things an actual thing to do?
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by apophis775 » 22 Oct 2017, 16:40

No. We actually 100% totally removed all the mining code totally.

The point was to limit your supplies and not give you ability to make infinite of anything powerful you wanted. It's about using the resources you have.
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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by Bronimin » 22 Oct 2017, 16:57

apophis775 wrote:
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Restocking isn't really a big deal anymore, you will never need to do it like you used to-- when the medic bicaridine pills were 5u instead of 15u and the chemist had to spend several times over the chemmaster's energy regeneration to manufacture enough bigcaridine, keloderm and iron/sugar before briefing was done with. Or get screeched at for being incompetent by up to 8 other players.

Really the only thing you would be restocking these days would be peridaxon bottles, maybe tramadol if you are feeling super lazy. If you want to know about real restocking abuse look at what medics do with QC autoinjectors: dispense QC, syringe out the contents (3u) into a beaker (30u+20u filler) and hey presto, ten quick clot injectors that fit into your pocket.

E: Not a bad thing, they are optimizing so that they can hold out for two to three hours without resupply because between Squad Leaders, Staff Officers, Requisitions and Medical, the chance of all four aspects working together to get the supplies that you need in a timely fashion are vanishingly small.

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Re: The Medbay Commandments

Post by apophis775 » 22 Oct 2017, 19:22

Actually, I'm looking at pulling chems out of autoinjectors.
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