Embarrassing, Funny, Cool, Shitposting Stories

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Embarrassing, Funny, Cool, Shitposting Stories

Post by Retro » 16 Dec 2017, 23:26

Just stories from IRL or shitposting stories include a pic doesn't even have to be related. I guess I'll go first. Have fun make people laugh. Don't come here and expect to not get triggered.

>Be me
>Hanging out with my girl who is my friend solid 7.5/10((I think she's cute, don't really like her in any way))
>Finish up are homework and start studying
>Gives me a hug as I had helped her with something she was confused on
>Ladiesman.jpg
>Mom walks in and says hello
>After talking walks out
>Two minutes later mom comes barging in screaming "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" and throws something at my head
>WTFJUSTHAPPENED.JPG
>Look at what she threw at me
>It's a box of condoms
>Look over at her
>She is dying of laughter
>She likes me even more after my mom threw condom's at me
>MFW when everyone at school found out what happened

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Re: Embarrassing, Funny, Cool, Shitposting Stories

Post by Heckenshutze » 16 Dec 2017, 23:38

> Be me
> Be popular
> Highschool best time of my life
> Now I spend most of my day playing 2d spessmen
Your reliable, hardy and expendable hispanic grunt, PFC Ruben Dario.

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