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The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Nyeshivuu » 24 Mar 2017, 17:55

For me it would be the time i killed 2 crushers in under 10 seconds
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by NoahKirchner » 24 Mar 2017, 17:56

ur mom

One time I killed a young runner with buckshot.

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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Nyeshivuu » 24 Mar 2017, 18:01

NoahKirchner wrote:ur mom

One time I killed a young runner with buckshot
wow
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Crab_Spider » 24 Mar 2017, 18:06

I managed to stave off a rogue CMO and group of rogue Marines at LZ1, being an idiot griefer (I was an MP for the round) he stood near a fuel tank , and as I strafed his shots, I shot the fuel tank, cuffed him, tazed some Marines that tried to shoot me, and went back up on the pod...
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Post by Grand Master Eternal » 24 Mar 2017, 18:09

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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Jembo » 24 Mar 2017, 18:49

I was setting up a shocked grill bunker on the ice map, savaging material from the second hanger. I had two marines that were actually doing a great job protecting me but they saw a xeno and chased it off into the other hanger. The second they left I was attacked by a runner and two hunters. The first hunter missed it's pounce and I was able to light it up using a flamer, at which point I took off running. towards my shocked grills. The remaining hunter and runner both missed their pounces and ended up running into / pouncing into shocked grills as I juked and dodged their huggers and disarms. They happened to do so three tiles away from each other so I lite them both on fire at the same time. At this point the remaining hunter came back and before I could attack it, it just fell to the ground in crit. *Must of never rolled off the flames.*

Later that round, the other engineer working on FoB duty that day I believe his nickname was Yaro? We both used flamers to repel a massive xeno siege from the safety of the shocked grill bunker. Doing enough damage to chase out a crusher, and a boiler we managed to tag with fire and kill before they could roll off the fire. There must of been between 15 - 20 xenos and the marines who hide behind a wall of plasteel barricades and mines while two engineers broke the siege.

I got injured and had to be evac'd at that point. When I came back I saw the marines shot up their own grill walls, and used so many explosives the wires got ripped up. But the defenses held, and I felt rather proud of the base me and Yaro came up with.

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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Casany » 24 Mar 2017, 18:49

I once, while infected, killed two crushers, a ravager, a hunter, a runner and a spitter with nothing but a machete and a riot shield. It was my 10/10 best robust round
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Martzin » 24 Mar 2017, 19:01

I once held out at Hydroponics with only 1 other marine fending off the entire Xeno forces as they tried taking over so we could disassemble a sentry and bring it back to T-comms. The other marines that were seeing how well we were holding out all ran back to the area they retreated from 5 minutes ago and we beat back the xenos to the river.

I once was captured in the xeno hive with a friend and we together broke out of the resin and murdered the monkeys that were captured as well as most of the larvae they already had.

I once, also as a survivor, fought against a sentinel in pitch darkness with a fork through Nexus until I made it to LZ1 where the Rasputin landed on me.

These are 3 of the most robust things I've done in CM, i didnt know which was most robust so I just put them all up.
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Mister Jeether » 24 Mar 2017, 19:02

Once,with buckshot gyro plus shield,i killed 9 xenos that round,1 ravager,1 spitter,2 sentinels,2 runners and a hunter,beated my kill record per round,10/10 one of the best rounds i had.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 24 Mar 2017, 19:17

Mister Jeether wrote:Once,with buckshot gyro plus shield,i killed 9 xenos that round,1 ravager,1 spitter,2 sentinels,2 runners and a hunter,beated my kill record per round,10/10 one of the best rounds i had.
The ravager, hunter, and runners I understand, but sentinels? How? Riot shields dont deflect neuro spits.
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Post by Recounted » 24 Mar 2017, 19:17

yestederday, Got the SL job for charlie I was thinking that I was gonna get a damn squad full of baldies and boots alike. Delta squad lead was surely talkative over command comms so I had some hope we won't get fucked like the round before(Hive in fucking tcomms really?). Anyway alpha and bravo squad leads were quiet as shit which I didn't care about since they had their hands full on their squads. Forgot to get somethin to eat didn't notice that at all until real later. Thankfully though I made it just in time to get my charger+grip+mag attachments I so gracefully hold dear.

Then came down to that briefing shit; Alpha your doin this bravo your doin that blegh blegh, Did a swan time bomb into the rasp with charlie squad and told em to line up when we hit the ground. Once we hit it Delta squad already dun went up north LZ while I told my squad to stick with me, although about 10 of em did that but I ain't gonna bitch with those numbers bein in double digits. Anyway Alpha and bravo squad leads were quiet as fook and I have no idea what they were doin. But I knew my squad was gonna get done with our orders so charlie and delta squad got done scoutin and all that then we hit those fog walls. Weird I thought but eh it's either invisible walls or random sleepin gas in the waters so I ignored it. Then up next new orders came in for charlie to get hydro locked down. Got my engineers to get started on that(bless you sasha) and all those other orders.

Skip forward 10 minutes later next thing I knew we got spiders all over the spot, course I ain't see em so I squealed like a pig when one was coming our way and everyone was tryin to run away from the damn abomination. Long story short of that fuck fest it was a FF feast in there so I mangaged to get my medic (samantha) to drag their boot asses into fitness to get medevac underway. Got most of my damn charlie boys into fitness and had them watchin the perimeter while I watched what was goin on in hydro. Lo and behold the fookin fog was gone but apprently alpha squad was in hydro for some reason and started campin that damn river like they all had the spec kit. I ignored cause they were bein the cannon fodder squad they were that round and got my squad into fitness to secure it.

Come later after all that was done command relayed to us to go get back hydro. I was little pissed but my medics got the wounded marines out hydro and into the rasp area not bad at all medics. Pushed backed into hydro held it for 20 minutes then I heard Delta squad needing help Told my men to stay with me cause we are gonna do a flanking proceedure. Fuckin beautiful succesful flank we did got most of charlie squad up there and the rag tags of the other squads stuck with us while we started pushin east. Had to tell em to push,fall back, then push again but we managed to kill a crusher while doin it.

And then the worst of the xenos started comin at us, yeah those damn praetorian carriers and the ravs. I was gettin nervous that the queen was gonna show up but Delta squad got the Boilers and the queen over there so we had them divided gud. One of my marines found a pickaxe and started hackin away to the south where we were gettin flanked. Told charlie squad to pull out of crashed shuttles and head on south to push out of temple forest for a nice ol surprise attack and that fuckin worked somehow to. No biggie so I got my squad runnin up on north of the sand temple killed another crusher kept on pushin. Later we had Delta squad back us up on the push in those tight ass corriders to the north of the temple area and man, I hate pushin through there everytime. But we did it even with a carrier throwing huggers at us like they are ninja stars we dodged em. I then lead on the forward attack with the marines behind me. Then the real fuck fest began.

Honestly it's one thing to hold down a push at the corridors but when you get past that shit. Ya got the huggers EVERYWHERE fucking stack on stacks of em I literally thought we were gonna get that ass whooped back into t-fort again but thankfully our pickaxes saved us and we got to killin those things left and right carrier later died when we pushed em outta that spot and I managed to corner those fucks. After that what become the unfair became fair game for the marines cause those xenos were on the RUN the freedom we had was shining tooo hard for em to handle so I grabbed my shotgun wtih two hands and went to town on the xenos. Boom one xeno dead after another then I heard the queen doing her weird breathing technique or some shit. I knocked down those walls and told the queen"Say helloooo to freedom" and then the rest of the marines ff each other and the queen to death.

Few minutes later the marines got a major. I held a celebration in the kitchen and danced till the rasp came down.
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Post by Recounted » 24 Mar 2017, 19:18

Recounted wrote:TL;DR I was a robust as FUCK SL.
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Post by Joe4444 » 24 Mar 2017, 19:20

me and 2 other marines killed half the hive as the last humans, including the queen, on our own with a shotgun, 2 pulse rifles and a box of mines.


only robust thing I've ever done.

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Post by El Defaultio » 24 Mar 2017, 20:40

I applied a fireslug to my forehead instead of bursting.

I think I did some other things but those aren't as cool as setting yourself on fire.
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Post by XenonDragneel » 24 Mar 2017, 20:52

I was a SADAR spec in Ice Colony and I have two SADAR since one Spec die and dropped it. The elevator was going down to Cargo(West of LZ2) and I rush out saw 6 ayy's (One prae, two boiler, two hunter and a sentinel) I shoot my KOREAN DESTRUCTION(SADAR with HE) in the middle of them then they got stunned(one boiler popped) and then I pull out the dead spec's SADAR and finish them.

I was stock and my heart was beating because I wanted that kill so fucking bad...
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Post by Nyeshivuu » 24 Mar 2017, 21:36

Joe4444 wrote:me and 2 other marines killed half the hive as the last humans, including the queen, on our own with a shotgun, 2 pulse rifles and a box of mines.


only robust thing I've ever done.
Speaking of killing off the hive as the last humans me and 2 survivors survived until the round end, the xenos were about to board the sulaco so we went down in the pod to kill off the remaining larva and killed all the young runners and mature hunters and such. Then we earned a marine major victory somehow
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Post by immaspaceninja » 24 Mar 2017, 21:53

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Post by completelynewguy » 24 Mar 2017, 22:12

I successfully restocked my ammo by holding onto the empty magazines one round.

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Post by Nyeshivuu » 24 Mar 2017, 22:43

completelynewguy wrote:I successfully restocked my ammo by holding onto the empty magazines one round.
That feature was meant to be used a lot but is never used, it is kinda like the throwing knives.
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Post by EXOTICISME » 24 Mar 2017, 22:57

I manage to shot the alien instead of marines

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Post by KeyWii » 25 Mar 2017, 01:29

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Post by Staton » 25 Mar 2017, 01:31

i collected 7/11 toy figures from the arcade machine

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Post by Eenkogneeto » 25 Mar 2017, 07:05

I got shot pointblank with buckshot and didnt die
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Post by Imperator_Titan » 25 Mar 2017, 07:32

Joe4444 wrote:me and 2 other marines killed half the hive as the last humans, including the queen, on our own with a shotgun, 2 pulse rifles and a box of mines.


only robust thing I've ever done.
I remember that one, it was pretty lit.
Except for the part where I was the xenobait because it seemed that just about every xeno pounced me at the wrong time in the right place.

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