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Weapon Naming

Post by Thatnewguy1 » 30 Jan 2018, 09:50

When it comes to A Marines bread and butter, his magnum opus, his one true friend. What do you like to call your partner in crime?

Me? well it depends on what I choose for the day


Shotgun-Slapstick(For the slapstick comedy of popping runners into goo)

Pistols-Rose and Ruth

Machete-THIS is a knife.

I doubt I'm the only one who names their guns, so what do you call em?
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Post by Twizz » 30 Jan 2018, 10:01

Slug-Shotgun : Slingshot
Buckshot-Shotgun: Warm Welcome
Pulse Rifle: Critical Pulse
M4A3: Blackout
Revolver: Wild Western
...Machete: LONG KNOIFE.
Bootknife: Last resort.

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Post by Heckenshutze » 30 Jan 2018, 10:37

Number 9 Pulse Rifle

Number 7 with extra dip Buckshot shotgun

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Post by Dumblike » 30 Jan 2018, 10:57

Heckenshutze wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 10:37
Number 9 Pulse Rifle

Number 7 with extra dip Buckshot shotgun
two number 45 M4A3 pistols

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Post by Lukey111 » 30 Jan 2018, 11:38

Hmm... Shotty = meat grinder
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Post by CrimsonAerospace » 30 Jan 2018, 11:48

Shotgun = St. Peter
Pulse Rifle = St Michael
Any Handgun = Crucifixed
Battle Rifle = Phalanx

This is Kane's naming scheme.
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Post by Jenner » 30 Jan 2018, 12:32

Flamer: Spicer
Revolvers: Deshooty and Despinny
Shotgun: Boomstick
Pulse Rifle: Sexy or Spicey's
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Post by mizolo » 30 Jan 2018, 13:49

I actually kinda meme name my weapons:

m41a: 98 in 4
shotgun: Swag-7 or Nova
SMG: Pepe-bizon
Revolver: R8
Pistol: The F***ing 5-7 / the P2-shitty

and yes ... yes these are the meme names of the weapons in CS:GO, that's why I named them that way
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Post by Carnolus » 30 Jan 2018, 18:35


On every gun ever.

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Post by x31stOverlord » 31 Jan 2018, 07:37

Roscoe Barrett if not a Spec or SG can often be seen with a flamer. This loyal piece of equipment has earned the name:
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Post by ColdSuit » 31 Jan 2018, 15:26

Pulse rifle: ColdSuit
Shotgun: Universal translator
SMG: Budget spitter
Pistol: Last Resort
HPR: Freedom Fighter
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Re: Weapon Naming

Post by Surrealistik » 31 Jan 2018, 20:23

All-American Assblast

Assblast U-S-A

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