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"FML" moments

Post by mizolo » 07 Feb 2018, 03:55

What the title says, I'll start off.


This round just passed.


I was SL, I got cucked and dragged WAAAAAAYY off by a fuckin' elite runner, SQUAD COMES AND SAVES MY FUCKING ASS.

I forget to fucking re-enter my body ... literally 3 seconds before perma-death, the de-fibb goes off ...



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Post by MrJJJ » 07 Feb 2018, 04:11

Accidentally was in a hallway that had 2 crushers charging in, i wasn't just fast enough to get to the other side and then dodge them by going into a corner.

I was hit by one young crusher, which took of my right arm, and then it ran me over, breaking my chest, groin, a entire left leg and foot, then another foot, about 5 bones in total.

I died instantly, but got revived later, to my surprise, i had no internal bleeding or organ damage.

Another moment was when i was trying to get the cornered spitter and carrier with drone in CIC, and nobody was well, firing, allowing a spitter to knock me down and the carrier to hug me in the trapped CIC that was locked down, and then some guy decided its a neat idea to flamer me, and with nobody brave enough to pull me out, i slowly died and husked...
All within 30 minutes of joining and managing to get a modified HPR...FUCK

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Post by DeusMortis » 07 Feb 2018, 04:34

Reflexively shooting a runner who sprinted between me and a marine only to decap said marine with barrel-charged buckshot.

I was aiming for the foot too to lower the chances of breaking someones chest or head.
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Post by simonset55 » 07 Feb 2018, 05:31

Getting help intent shuffled into the path of a charging queen/crusher
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Post by Skysoldier » 07 Feb 2018, 06:09

dying from no oxygen thinking lung rupture - oxygen tank out of oxygen in zombie round.
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Post by TheMusician321 » 07 Feb 2018, 06:13

Was rping with a bunch of marines as a pred, typing something down when out of nowhere a crusher rams me, stomps me and I die.
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Post by HackedGlass » 07 Feb 2018, 08:46

DeusMortis wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 04:34
Reflexively shooting a runner who sprinted between me and a marine only to decap said marine with barrel-charged buckshot.

I was aiming for the foot too to lower the chances of breaking someones chest or head.
Yeah that was probably me, was it prison perhaps?

Also, that was my moment too, what are the odds? :p
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Post by Simo94 » 07 Feb 2018, 09:29

losing your arms/legs
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Post by DeusMortis » 07 Feb 2018, 09:51

HackedGlass wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 08:46
Yeah that was probably me, was it prison perhaps?

Also, that was my moment too, what are the odds? :p
It was on LV but damn, incidents like that always make me afraid of using BC shotguns
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Post by Jenner » 07 Feb 2018, 10:47

Deciding to wear a helmet for once just to get 2 hit decapped anyways. Proof that helmets are for chumps
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Post by TotallySora » 07 Feb 2018, 11:39

Getting hit directly by an OB together with, like, 15 other marines.
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Post by Skimmy2 » 07 Feb 2018, 13:55

The VERY FIRST ROUND of when they updated the Dropship to crash into CIC (amongst other locations). I was an MP heading to the CIC due to the CO ordering all MPs and Command Staff there.

Large explosion as the CIC is hit and literally everyone in the room was crushed by the ship, queue me, a lone MP with a shotgun stumbling upon 20 hungry xenos and a crashed dropship in the north CIC entrance.
FML.
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Post by Mark Wilson » 07 Feb 2018, 19:40

I was squad SL, we were pushing into Lambda Labs and murdering all the aliens. Me, my squad, and another squad were in the same room fighting... when command activates an OB that is legit in the middle of the room, no offsets. We are all blown to hell, and the aliens rush in, murdering everyone.
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Post by caleeb101 » 07 Feb 2018, 19:44

We had just deployed on Big red and were assigned to scout duty. The squad encountered some aliens and a rav was included. Although I ran, the ravager clearly wanted to rape me more than I wanted to escape that day. I lost an arm and a leg and my groin got gorked. Medic put me in a stasis bag and slapped me on CASEVAC bed. Since I was on the bed and thought help was only seconds away, I told the other marines to retreat and leave me and that it would be fine.

>5 minuutes later and no casevac still
>young sentinel smashes bag open!
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Post by Jonesome » 07 Feb 2018, 19:55

I accidentally ghosted myself once, and it was right before a mutiny too. Was kicking myself all night.
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Post by zoboomafoo » 08 Feb 2018, 04:28

Getting smooshed by the dropship when it crashes.
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Post by Smalls » 08 Feb 2018, 06:48

Getting nudged by some baldie into the path of a charging Crusher and not only getting smashed to shit, but it also launching me into a Boiler cloud which melted my face off.

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Post by TotallySora » 09 Feb 2018, 12:03

Well, I was straight out of surgery, on my way to get new armor and weapon, when I suddenly feel pain in the chest and black out. Welp! And so I lay dying in the prep room after heart attack, with at least three marines and SL walking past me. They were clearly thinking "Meh another marine went SSD in prep room, he's so useless" when in fact I was unconscious and slowly dying. Even though I got saved when new medic joined and their HUD helped them to realise that I'm ded (but revivable).
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Post by Corazon » 09 Feb 2018, 22:01

Every time I wing my grenade and it bounces back into my face. WHOOPS.
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Post by Anoonki » 09 Feb 2018, 22:23

Corazon wrote:
09 Feb 2018, 22:01
Every time I wing my grenade and it bounces back into my face. WHOOPS.
Trying to use grenades in areas with poor lighting ever, too.
If you click into the dark tiles, sometimes you just throw it somewhere random.
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Post by Oaks » 09 Feb 2018, 23:31

Joining a fresh round as a smartgunner, sitting through briefing and deployment, then being neuro-stunned, slashed and boiler gassed at the first big conflict. Was melted and braindead before I even hit the ground.
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Post by Chowder McArthor » 09 Feb 2018, 23:34

Any time you join the game as a marine, and a xeno is waiting at cryo, kills you, and a moment later the admins disable new players joining. That's a real fuck-me moment.

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Post by RobBrown4PM » 10 Feb 2018, 00:00

Proceed to show the wife the game. I got cocksure of my self and started spouting off about how awesome I was at it and how amazing I was, then I blew one of my squadies heads off with a slug as he walked in front of me.

Proceeded to getting lynched and laughed at by the wife.
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Post by CCRWasHere » 10 Feb 2018, 17:49

Everytime the Queen charges my position and there’s no B18 or RPG specialist in sight.

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Post by Rio » 10 Feb 2018, 20:27

When you get pounced by a Hunter

And a marine with a shotgun runs up to save you

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