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Post by GenericUsername » 11 Feb 2018, 00:28

Last prison tribes event
Spawned as deathsquad, feweh says we need to defend the dropships. We hype up to mow marines down
Seconds after we land get 4 flashbangs in a row, get crit and on top of all that dream deamon cucks me.
First time I ever got DS and I blew it hard. Fuuuucck
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Post by Anoonki » 11 Feb 2018, 01:05

GenericUsername wrote:
11 Feb 2018, 00:28
Last prison tribes event
Spawned as deathsquad, feweh says we need to defend the dropships. We hype up to mow marines down
Seconds after we land get 4 flashbangs in a row, get crit and on top of all that dream deamon cucks me.
First time I ever got DS and I blew it hard. Fuuuucck
That's pretty rough, oof.
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Post by NicoDeimos » 12 Feb 2018, 05:00

Help-intent shuffled into paincrit in a boiler cloud.
Help-intent shuffled into paincrit in a boiler acid spray.
Help-intent shuffled into buckshot in the back.
Help-intent shuffled out of the req line, get to front just to find out they ran out of my favorite attachment.
Accidentally crippled a robust player with FF, leading to their death.
Ran out of hydro on LV to save a marine I saw just get downed, get pounced on the way and killed, the marine I was trying to save got saved by someone else.

Most recently I was a survivor on Ice and managed to spawn in one of the rooms in the dorms. I just hopped into the cabinet and kept my lights off. Almost-zero xeno activity save for a gut wrenching moment the door was pried open, leaving me wondering in the dark if the xeno was going to come in and open the cabinet until it just up and left. Happened to have a station bounced radio on me, but the mic was off. Hear a squad engie announce that comms were on and I think I might make it. So I step out of the cabinet, turn on my flashlight, and turn on the radio mic. Then I see acid get put on the door. I immediately yell that I need help in the dorms, the radio thankfully was on and picks it up.

In comes a spitter that quickly neuro spits me, starts to drag me out of the dorms, but I fight back. It just neuro spits me again and concludes I'm too much of a hassle to capture so it outright kills me. Leaves my corpse in the hall. Other survivor and a group of marines are coming up to the dorms. Just as they reach the doorway I'm near, a predator shows up and decides to "roleplay" menacingly in MY doorway, scaring the marines off. They come back a minute later when the pred leaves. Spec drags my corpse all the way to engineering, because of course that's where the medic would be, and the medic declares me braindead.

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Post by Forst » 12 Feb 2018, 10:17

Latejoin, timed it right so I go down with no wait. Nexus is being picked at, there's a lone marine defending the south/kitchen area. I run to help them, scaring off the xeno that pounced them. I get pounced in return.

The marine full on hits me with a flamethrower. Xenos runs off, I try to roll out the fire. Marine collapses.

Pounced again while on fire, the xeno brought a friend who murders the flamethrower marine. Other marines, hearing the noise, investigate and save the flamethrower marine. I die to burning. They get revived, I'm declared dead.
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Post by caleeb101 » 12 Feb 2018, 19:24

getting lolshuffled into flames and being set on fire then husked

and since we're on the topic of burns, how about when you die to acid spit from a praetorian
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Post by CaptainYankee » 13 Feb 2018, 02:22

NicoDeimos wrote:
12 Feb 2018, 05:00
Help-intent shuffled into paincrit in a boiler cloud.
I'll do you one better:
Popping Oxy,Kelo to pull off a boiler cloud rescue, only to have the guy stand up when you are both almost out and shuffle you back into it in time for the follow up cloud to hit. The salt is real.
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Post by x31stOverlord » 13 Feb 2018, 03:13

Right.

Story from last night's alien stomping marine fest on LV-624

XO Schneider was ordered to deploy planetside to ensure bravo had set up an adequate outpost at Engineering. (For those of you who were not present, all 4 squads were assigned to setting up an outpost each. One at LZ. One at Engineering. One at fitness and one at Internal Affairs) Marines had deployed at like 12:35 or something. Alright fine. Gear up and get on the Alamo. Fine. Take off. Fine. Suddenly: LZ is overrun. FML. What.jpeg. On the way down, the Xenos and queen had assaulted the nexus and LZ. Touch down, run out the doors guns blazing, drag alphas battered corpses onto the Alamo and try to get as many marines back as I can. Alamo takes off and I miss it. Fucked.jpeg. See a ravager running at me, somehow dodge his lunge and empty a few rounds in him to chase him off. See all other marines left at LZ being fucked. Issue move order and sprint as fast as sanic north of the LZ and through cargo. Unload and kill/crit a hunter with the mod88 and make it to Charlie at fitness. Charge south of fitness and try to kill the Ayys at nexus entrance. Get a kill on a runner and boiler before running out of ammo. Switch to master key flamer and lay down some ground rules for the xenos to know I'm marking my territory. Retreat back to fitness and ask for aid/evac. Ayys surround fitness and begin destroying the fortifications. Say goodbye to command. Die to queen as she charges in. Screeches and then hacks me to death. FML.

10/10 round would do again.

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Re: "FML" moments

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Post by caleeb101 » 13 Feb 2018, 06:12

spheretech wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 05:13
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please tell me this was at the same time or at least in the same round

it'll make my day
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Post by Rikman » 13 Feb 2018, 14:26

Slashed once and its a tail crit. Get up, screeched by queen and die.
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Post by mizolo » 13 Feb 2018, 15:03

>Get to dropship on big red
>Get charged by elite rav ONCE
>Get broken groin along with bleeding and probably IB as well
>Instantly go into white-crit
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Post by 4thsurviver » 14 Feb 2018, 02:31

Play first SO round in a couple of weeks, spawn in to see 2 other SOs and a Commander on board. Go to get my smokes and food for later and walk into CIC just in time to see CO BE the other 2 SOs. XO goes SSD and CO goes to cryo shortly after briefing but before Alamo leaves the ship.

Later in the round the new XO goes to cryo right after we lose the Alamo and I'm appointed acting CO due to seniority since I survived the CIC massacre and spend my time in command failing to call distress and evac.
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Re: "FML" moments

Post by spheretech » 14 Feb 2018, 08:37

caleeb101 wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 06:12
please tell me this was at the same time or at least in the same round

it'll make my day
i got rocketed the next day
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Post by oprayx73 » 14 Feb 2018, 14:49

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Get to be the PMC leader, im fuckin like aw HELL yeah, getta blast xenos with my fuckin m41a/2!

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Sure enough we kill a few, but die in the process just short of critting the queen.

Feels bad man!
Cut them xenos up with yer machete! :D

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Post by t0l » 14 Feb 2018, 16:14

i husked the CO (william jester crimson) with an incend grenade on prison
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Post by Rio » 14 Feb 2018, 23:14

t0l wrote:
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i husked the CO (william jester crimson) with an incend grenade on prison
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Post by zoboomafoo » 15 Feb 2018, 00:21

>EMERGENCY: DROPSHIP ON COLLISION COURSE
>Crash
>BOOM
>You hear a sickening crack!
>Paincrit
>Slash slash slash
>dead

Everytime
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Post by Smalls » 15 Feb 2018, 08:48

>Everything has gone to shit, corpses and weeds all over Almayer, pretty sure the UPP are aboard; can hear unintelligible shouting over radio
>Grab a meaty looking gun from some headless guy
>Tearin shit up, killing ayys left right and center
>Only living people I come across are a one armed cripple wielding an SMG, and a medic with a broken leg and a spess AK
>DREAM TEAM
>End up charging at the Queen and chasing her down a corridor like the bravest of ungas
>Firing wildly into the darkness, she has escaped our view
>Skid around a corner and there she is
>Gun brrrrts like Satans asshole on taco tuesday
>Queen cut down
>Suck it thot
>Keep getting buzzed by sentinels and runners, end up with a broken hand, unable to use gun but we keep them at bay while medic patches me up
>Marines shouting the SD is being melted into over radio
>We make a break for it to help out
>A new Queen is directly outside the SD, we charge again like fearless dungas and she flees
>Give chase
>She dissapears into the darkness, only to return charging at full speed
>Get ploughed and straight into crit, dead in seconds
>Last words were "T-TAKE MY G-GUN"
>The hobo medic and one armed cripple finish off the remaining ayys making the marines victorious
>Everyone praising Gabriella Santiago, G A B E T H E B E A S T
>Gets pimpin posthumous medal
> U N G A P R I M E
>Wait who dat

>Realise the profiles got reset
>Wasn't playing my normal character
>I was Gabriella Santiago
>First medal ever achieved, first Queen ever killed, being celebrated in dchat and OOC, hailed as UNGA PRIME, someone has posted a screenshot on Reddit of my glory
>Did it all on a randomly named character noone would associate with me
>FML

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Post by caleeb101 » 16 Feb 2018, 04:26

Smalls wrote:
15 Feb 2018, 08:48
>Everything has gone to shit, corpses and weeds all over Almayer, pretty sure the UPP are aboard; can hear unintelligible shouting over radio
>Grab a meaty looking gun from some headless guy
>Tearin shit up, killing ayys left right and center
>Only living people I come across are a one armed cripple wielding an SMG, and a medic with a broken leg and a spess AK
>DREAM TEAM
>End up charging at the Queen and chasing her down a corridor like the bravest of ungas
>Firing wildly into the darkness, she has escaped our view
>Skid around a corner and there she is
>Gun brrrrts like Satans asshole on taco tuesday
>Queen cut down
>Suck it thot
>Keep getting buzzed by sentinels and runners, end up with a broken hand, unable to use gun but we keep them at bay while medic patches me up
>Marines shouting the SD is being melted into over radio
>We make a break for it to help out
>A new Queen is directly outside the SD, we charge again like fearless dungas and she flees
>Give chase
>She dissapears into the darkness, only to return charging at full speed
>Get ploughed and straight into crit, dead in seconds
>Last words were "T-TAKE MY G-GUN"
>The hobo medic and one armed cripple finish off the remaining ayys making the marines victorious
>Everyone praising Gabriella Santiago, G A B E T H E B E A S T
>Gets pimpin posthumous medal
> U N G A P R I M E
>Wait who dat

>Realise the profiles got reset
>Wasn't playing my normal character
>I was Gabriella Santiago
>First medal ever achieved, first Queen ever killed, being celebrated in dchat and OOC, hailed as UNGA PRIME, someone has posted a screenshot on Reddit of my glory
>Did it all on a randomly named character noone would associate with me
>FML
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Post by Anoonki » 16 Feb 2018, 09:02

Smalls wrote:
15 Feb 2018, 08:48
>Everything has gone to shit, corpses and weeds all over Almayer, pretty sure the UPP are aboard; can hear unintelligible shouting over radio
>Grab a meaty looking gun from some headless guy
>Tearin shit up, killing ayys left right and center
>Only living people I come across are a one armed cripple wielding an SMG, and a medic with a broken leg and a spess AK
>DREAM TEAM
>End up charging at the Queen and chasing her down a corridor like the bravest of ungas
>Firing wildly into the darkness, she has escaped our view
>Skid around a corner and there she is
>Gun brrrrts like Satans asshole on taco tuesday
>Queen cut down
>Suck it thot
>Keep getting buzzed by sentinels and runners, end up with a broken hand, unable to use gun but we keep them at bay while medic patches me up
>Marines shouting the SD is being melted into over radio
>We make a break for it to help out
>A new Queen is directly outside the SD, we charge again like fearless dungas and she flees
>Give chase
>She dissapears into the darkness, only to return charging at full speed
>Get ploughed and straight into crit, dead in seconds
>Last words were "T-TAKE MY G-GUN"
>The hobo medic and one armed cripple finish off the remaining ayys making the marines victorious
>Everyone praising Gabriella Santiago, G A B E T H E B E A S T
>Gets pimpin posthumous medal
> U N G A P R I M E
>Wait who dat

>Realise the profiles got reset
>Wasn't playing my normal character
>I was Gabriella Santiago
>First medal ever achieved, first Queen ever killed, being celebrated in dchat and OOC, hailed as UNGA PRIME, someone has posted a screenshot on Reddit of my glory
>Did it all on a randomly named character noone would associate with me
>FML
Well clearly now you've just gotta all-in on being Gabriella Santiago
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Post by SovietKitty » 16 Feb 2018, 17:47

Anytime I get pounced by a hunter, and a name I don't remember comes walking up with an incinerator.

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Post by Sambalu » 16 Feb 2018, 17:56

>get tackled/neurotoxined
>be dragged away
>marines don't shoot
>you're almost dragged away, when a B18 spec walks up
>just as you get up, he FIRES A GRENADE AT THE XENO BEHIND YOU
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Post by Bancrosexd » 16 Feb 2018, 18:17

People with Help intent come walking up with a shotgun.

*nervous sweating*
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Post by XSlayer300 » 16 Feb 2018, 18:18

Question, what is FML?
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Post by x31stOverlord » 16 Feb 2018, 18:55

XSlayer300 wrote:
16 Feb 2018, 18:18
Question, what is FML?
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