Famous Last Words

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Joe4444 » 19 Apr 2016, 17:28

my last words most of the time are " fucking mel" because reasons

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Monoo » 19 Apr 2016, 22:47

I once recited the Rifleman's Creed before charging into a fight to reclaim LZ2. It didn't go well.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Dyne » 20 Apr 2016, 01:24

Hmm. I do need to look some up.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Google » 22 Apr 2016, 19:14

After killing 3 aliens in about 5-10 minutes, on the last kill I said, "Easy." Next millisecond 2 huggers were thrown on me and was dragged to the pits of hell.

cliffnote; dont be cocky marine

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Desolane900 » 28 Apr 2016, 03:37

I was on a different server playing as Security, as I do, and someone yelled about a cult over comms. I said, "Cult? What cult?" a nanosecond before seven dudes came bursting into Sec and killed us all.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Edgelord » 07 Jan 2017, 10:59

Let's keep this going these are funny.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by RadiantFlash » 07 Jan 2017, 11:18

"I have an Idea, hold my beer." -bald marine
*watches at they activate a grenade and accidentally bounce it off a wall, blowing themselves up*

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Edgelord » 07 Jan 2017, 11:22

RadiantFlash wrote:"I have an Idea, hold my beer." -bald marine
*watches at they activate a grenade and accidentally bounce it off a wall, blowing themselves up*
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by nerocavalier » 07 Jan 2017, 15:31

"Dancing in front marines will be the death of me" -Random Drone
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by InterroLouis » 07 Jan 2017, 17:12

Whenever Xur is nearby and I'm infected I strive to deliver funny last words. I've gotten two where the timing was just right and I burst seconds after saying it. The first one, I ran in to Xur while he was at LZ1, and told him "I'm gonna pop! Like a balloooooon!" *skreeeeeee*. The second, also at LZ1, I ran up to Xur and told him "Hey Xur! It's your birthday! I'm the cake, and HERE'S YOUR STRIPPER!", and immediately burst. Skree.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Monoo » 07 Jan 2017, 18:57

Most of the time nowadays my last words are "WE HOLD HERE" or "HOLD THE LINE"

ironically, my body then becomes a physical marker for the place the xenos breach the marine line.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Tisx » 07 Jan 2017, 21:30

Elite Empress: Besides, we have the numbers advantage.

Last words before 3 research grenades and about 10+ conventional grenades were thrown/fired into the Rasputin murdering everything inside

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Casany » 07 Jan 2017, 21:32

Last words to a predator

"Please no?"
He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME' - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by ty55101 » 07 Jan 2017, 23:44

Casany wrote:Last words to a predator

"Please no?"
Your signature goes too well with that statement.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Karmac » 08 Jan 2017, 08:25

"I think I've got another couple minutes before I burst"
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by MrJJJ » 08 Jan 2017, 08:33

"Why did you abandon the assault? we almost had them!"

*Que 30 xenos coming out and eating Sulaco in less than 5 minutes,.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Simo94 » 08 Jan 2017, 08:40

*is dying soon*
''tell the RO I loved her and tell the CO fuck you!''
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Karmac » 08 Jan 2017, 08:43

I think I once said,

"Tell my sister, to get a real job!" *cough cough* *dead*
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Derpislav » 08 Jan 2017, 09:09

"These tables will hold them"
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Karmac » 08 Jan 2017, 09:34

Derpislav wrote:"These wet cardboard boxes with slots to shoot through will hold them"
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Heckenshutze » 08 Jan 2017, 12:15

Honk, honk motherfucker

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Tristan63 » 08 Jan 2017, 12:17

Was fighting as XO in a bridge raid against IB gets shot up but kills IB, before I fell into crit I said "russians can't aim worth a shit"

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Crab_Spider » 08 Jan 2017, 13:57

"Finally! I killed Xur!"
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by MrMafioso » 08 Jan 2017, 17:12

My most ironic last words were probably when I got ran over by a crusher and survived then laughed before saying "Nothing can kill me" seconds later a 2nd crusher rams me again, I still lived a third time it knocked me under the shuttle just as it landed many pains.
I've also got it where I thought I had made a pretty decent defence against aaay's and was like "Ain't nobody getting pass these walls" just as a Ancient Hunter jumped over the barricades and instantly decapitated me.
- Malcolm Holmes and his most ironic deaths. I've got one more but those are the best. A smaller one was during a retreat from T-Comms to the pod I shouted get to da choppa, then stated Woo I made it just as a hunter broke in the door and dragged me out just as it launched. Ah good times.
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Re: Famous Last Words

Post by Recounted » 08 Jan 2017, 19:01

strapped a bomb to myself took off my armor and yelled allah akbar into the xeno horde closing in on us
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