That moment when you...

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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Skimmy2 » 09 Jun 2017, 09:40

That moment when the dropship lands and your motion tracker picks up 20 xenos outside the doors.

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Post by Huebone » 09 Jun 2017, 10:01

Biolock wrote:Your preferences are borked. Cash me online, how bow dah? And I'll help you fix it.
I was told that if there aren't enough survivors you can be randomly selected.

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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Biolock » 09 Jun 2017, 10:41

Das not true
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Skimmy2 » 09 Jun 2017, 13:48

That moment when you join the game and this is the first thing you hear after waking from Cryo.

"charlie squad has died in disgrace. your SO has however, died with some dignity after killing himself having failed this operation"
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Post by Huebone » 10 Jun 2017, 00:43

Biolock wrote:Das not true
Then please fix me up fam.

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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Renomaki » 10 Jun 2017, 00:50

... Try to roll for spec/smartgunner and get SO 3 times in a row.

Much cry, very frustrated.
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Post by Robotonic » 18 Jun 2017, 10:37

That moment when you spawn in cryo and a hunter jumps you in I count 3 seconds then 7 seconds later a runner also joins in to rend your flesh before you bleed to death.
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Post by NGGJamie » 24 Jun 2017, 04:16

Be Standard Muhreen

In Big Red chilling with 2 other muhreens, kickin it, shooting xenos and pushing back hard

Internet decides that it wanted to lag at the most make or break moment

Everybody freezes, nek minut I'm across the room but xenos aren't nearby

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Internet lags again and everything unfreezes, killed by a Young Drone
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Post by caleeb101 » 24 Jun 2017, 06:57

You loot some dead guy and all he had was AP rounds...
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Post by johners12345 » 24 Jun 2017, 14:29

That moment when you tell your squad to head to the FOB and legit all your medics and engineers chase after your specialist across the river and get hugged



AND THEN WHEN THEY PROCEED TO SHIT TALK YOU AS A BAD SQUAD LEAD IN THE DEAD CHAT


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Post by Dolth » 24 Jun 2017, 15:35

NGGJamie wrote:Be Standard Muhreen

In Big Red chilling with 2 other muhreens, kickin it, shooting xenos and pushing back hard

Internet decides that it wanted to lag at the most make or break moment

Everybody freezes, nek minut I'm across the room but xenos aren't nearby

istillhaveachance.jpg

Internet lags again and everything unfreezes, killed by a Young Drone
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Post by VitorZzP » 29 Aug 2017, 23:26

That moment when you finally reach Elite Empress, but you get hit by a fucking OB and dies instantly.

*deadchat goes crazy*

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Post by Redikal V » 31 Aug 2017, 23:12

When you load last AT rocket, but one baldie marine stunn you by NADE.
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Post by kooarbiter » 06 Sep 2017, 12:02

when you spend 20 minutes or so gearing up with the peeeerfect loadout, and on the way to hydro you get jumped by a cunter, your teammates ignore you and head into hydro, and the hunter 2 hit decaps you and dances on your corpse
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Re: That moment when you...

Post by manezinho » 06 Sep 2017, 21:34

That moment when you have a clean slate the entire round and then you accidentally pop two caps into your mate. That's my salt.
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Post by Tidomann » 08 Sep 2017, 00:07

That moment when you frame Carson for selling military secrets...

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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Dolth » 14 Sep 2017, 04:25

Wear my name, get screeched with 10 marines, watch two aliens running past your friends and specificly pull/disarm you to death.
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Post by BladeBr » 14 Sep 2017, 16:30

Dolth wrote:
14 Sep 2017, 04:25
Wear my name, get screeched with 10 marines, watch two aliens running past your friends and specificly pull/disarm you to death.
This happened to me once... and apparently, the alien was indeed meta targetting me because he wanted me to cry like a little bitch. Fun ayys, best ayys.

Run naked from cryo and dance your way from the ayyslmaos with punches and dodges.
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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Karmac » 16 Sep 2017, 08:54

>Be latejoin MP
>Oldschool times on the sully
>notice naked man with toolbox run past my screen
>he's being shot at by MPs and an Admiral
>*frown
>taze the MPs and the Admiral for using lethals in an unwarranted situation
>naked man runs up and toolboxes the admiral to death
>good lord what have I done
>notice naked man is saul freytia, and he's somehow got sechud glasses
>well this explains a lot
>nearby MPs get up and gun us both down but the damage is already done
>an ert is called by admins, sure why not I'll join
>wasn't too far into the round, not many dead, so I get in
>it's a death squad, and saul got in too
>we'd both just joined the death squad we had called in because an admiral was killed
>proceed to spend the next 30 minutes wiping every living human off the face of the ship, then as xenos come up on the dropship we hose them down too
>the deathsquad was successful
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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Karmac » 16 Sep 2017, 08:58

That moment when me and Murry storm the river with some other marines in a standard LV round, only to instantly be met with a strong offensive attack from xenos, we've very quickly managed to lose half our original assault force, Murry looks at me and goes "We gotta get outta here man!" I grit my teeth, adjust my headband and tell him "No, we can do this!" Moments later I'm decapitated in one slash by a ravager out of nowhere, Murry takes one look at my corpse and wordlessly legs it back to safety.
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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Karmac » 16 Sep 2017, 09:02

That moment when you throw the RO into space because he threw my violin into space.
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Re: That moment when you...

Post by Desolane900 » 01 Oct 2017, 05:46

Karmac wrote:
16 Sep 2017, 08:54
>Be latejoin MP
>Oldschool times on the sully
>notice naked man with toolbox run past my screen
>he's being shot at by MPs and an Admiral
>*frown
>taze the MPs and the Admiral for using lethals in an unwarranted situation
>naked man runs up and toolboxes the admiral to death
>good lord what have I done
>notice naked man is saul freytia, and he's somehow got sechud glasses
>well this explains a lot
>nearby MPs get up and gun us both down but the damage is already done
>an ert is called by admins, sure why not I'll join
>wasn't too far into the round, not many dead, so I get in
>it's a death squad, and saul got in too
>we'd both just joined the death squad we had called in because an admiral was killed
>proceed to spend the next 30 minutes wiping every living human off the face of the ship, then as xenos come up on the dropship we hose them down too
>the deathsquad was successful
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Post by Kerek » 16 Oct 2017, 18:52

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Post by BobaFett07 » 16 Oct 2017, 19:06

>Be queen
>all the hive is dead except by 3 other sisters
>have an entire maze built by your drone sisters when the last Queen was alive
>use guerrilla tactics to double the hive
>die
>check out 30 minutes later and the round is still goin on
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Re: That moment when you...

Post by MetaphysicalBeing » 16 Oct 2017, 19:07

-Getting crit from FF or spit spam
-Get dragged by medic
-Shout "GRAB MY GUN!"
-medic Ignore shouting
-Baldy crawls over to your gun inspects it thoroughly..... the strips adding it to his FF aresnal
-feels bad man....
-Suicide

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