Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 24 Oct 2017, 12:54

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by JennerH » 26 Oct 2017, 13:23

so Be me, survivor on LV-624, hear gunshots, meet russky by the name of Aoi, we survive and kill like 3 or 4 aliens in the process. Marines force us into the ship, getting me shot by sentry in the process, but I live. Get patched up, interrogated, and they let us go back down to planet. Turn to Aoi and say "ready to kick some ass?" Or something, then proceed to step outside dropship into the sights of 3 sentries, get shredded, die.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HKO2006 » 26 Oct 2017, 15:01

^holy shit LOL
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sir Lordington » 30 Oct 2017, 07:56

Playing as CO, I attend the MP firing squad execution of two POs. The MPs decide to execute them both at the same time. However, there's only two MPs for both POs, so they run out of pistol ammo and one of the pilots is still alive. Meaning to get to the CIC as soon as possible, I pull out the Mateba, press R to throw it and click one of the MPs.

The keypress didn't register. I shoot his hand off. Oooops.

A minute later ARES makes an announcement reminding crew to exercise good trigger discipline and weapon safety. Embarassment intensifies.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 30 Oct 2017, 08:21

Sir Lordington wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 07:56
Playing as CO, I attend the MP firing squad execution of two POs. The MPs decide to execute them both at the same time. However, there's only two MPs for both POs, so they run out of pistol ammo and one of the pilots is still alive. Meaning to get to the CIC as soon as possible, I pull out the Mateba, press R to throw it and click one of the MPs.

The keypress didn't register. I shoot his hand off. Oooops.

A minute later ARES makes an announcement reminding crew to exercise good trigger discipline and weapon safety. Embarassment intensifies.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Skimmy2 » 30 Oct 2017, 11:03

Sir Lordington wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 07:56
Playing as CO, I attend the MP firing squad execution of two POs. The MPs decide to execute them both at the same time. However, there's only two MPs for both POs, so they run out of pistol ammo and one of the pilots is still alive. Meaning to get to the CIC as soon as possible, I pull out the Mateba, press R to throw it and click one of the MPs.

The keypress didn't register. I shoot his hand off. Oooops.

A minute later ARES makes an announcement reminding crew to exercise good trigger discipline and weapon safety. Embarassment intensifies.
You mean you don't waste your time clicking the throw Intent like a normal person?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by BladeBr » 30 Oct 2017, 18:27

this is just... man.

LMAO Material right there.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by HappytoHelp » 31 Oct 2017, 07:37

>Telling Weyland-Yutani to "fuck off"

This just in, all of the USCM's funding was cut.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Skimmy2 » 31 Oct 2017, 09:53

HappytoHelp wrote:
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>Telling Weyland-Yutani to "fuck off"

This just in, all of the USCM's funding was cut.
I giggled more then i should at that.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by contactdenied » 02 Nov 2017, 00:18

Joined an hour into a round where there were 31 aliens and marines just retreated, UPP is also there and start causing breaches in the ship and make atmos go to shit. My SL forms the plan to go planetside using DS2 and we manage it using his ID for a second as he was floored due to pain. Me and a few others including a PMC make it groundside before I step on a egg and get hugged, I find mines in a backpack and start putting them around us because we feared there would be another alien groundside. I ended up bursting on top of a mine while gathering metal and the larva was insta killed.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by BobaFett07 » 02 Nov 2017, 10:28

So Nicboone's event is happening and I'm a PO in the normandy, I get out drink some beer, everything is goin fine. When all of a suddden the UPP board the ship, but I'm drunk as fuck, I can't even walk in one straight line, somehow I get there, with a loaded shotgun. I see a dead UPP shoot him in the head cuz why not? When one of their soldiers starts sraying me and I can't run alway cause I'm drunk instead I o down and get shoot some more, worst of All I gtg ro sleep.
I decided to just die there, too embarassed to continue

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by BobaFett07 » 02 Nov 2017, 10:34

Skimmy2 wrote:
30 Oct 2017, 11:03
You mean you don't waste your time clicking the throw Intent like a normal person?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MedicInDisquise » 06 Nov 2017, 14:53

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Post by Winter » 07 Nov 2017, 02:06

I love the larva in a top hat. That's glorious.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Vibraphone » 07 Nov 2017, 21:46

I was playing SADAR spec, only my second time using it so of course I was nervous as all hell.

Queen ran across LV's river to make an opportunistic screech; the good thing was that I had my SADAR ready, the bad thing was that my SL was right next to her.
The worst things of all were that I clicked on her before I saw that purple "L", and that I had an HE rocket loaded.

Many thoughts raced through my mind. Many of them went like this:
"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK"
and
"Oh boy I really dun it now"

Right as that queen fell down, I ran up to my SL and dragged him back as fast as I could, spraying my SMG at whatever I could to keep 'em at bay.

Skip ahead to a medic helping him and resuscitating him. I was expecting to get chewed the hell out, a slap in the face, field demotion.
Instead I got praised. This confused me greatly.

It wasn't until the end of the round that I found out that I DID kill the Queen. It all made sense now.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 12 Nov 2017, 20:48

liltiptop wrote:
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How long did they spend trying to break through that?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by DeadLantern » 12 Nov 2017, 21:35

YungCuz wrote:
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How long did they spend trying to break through that?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by RiskySikh » 13 Nov 2017, 16:47

Being a medic, and telling these two fellow Marines in Alpha Squad of having emergency surgery since they got attacked by face huggers, a minute later I got crushed by an oncoming ship and people started to vomit.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Steve_Rhino » 16 Nov 2017, 08:13

Being medical researcher.
> weight loss pill
> no OD limit
"hmm sounds good I'll try it"
Take a 60u pill.
> Die within 10 seconds
> next 20 minutes in medway, medical staff wondering what the hell, he keeps dying.

I was just laughing so much from my mess up. Like, I was so stupid but my God I couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by oprayx73 » 18 Nov 2017, 11:48

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Post by Jakkkk » 19 Nov 2017, 14:27

Boris Bourbon is truly the perfect man

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by DeusMortis » 19 Nov 2017, 16:01

Most embarrassing moment had to be being one of the final survivors in a zombie round and thinking I could survive the drop to disposals.

I believe I ended up outside of the ship in deep crit.
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