How to ČSN "Hamza"

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Tekbir
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How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by Tekbir » 02 Mar 2017, 14:02

Good day reader.
I am here to show you how to channel the spirit of the Bosnian soldier somewhere in betwen 1992 and 1995 into your session of playing colonial memes.
EQUIPMENT
Since you can't have AK-47's or hunting rifles as your main weapon you need to go with the SMG.The Pulse Rifle is for pussies and does not invoke the spirit of a bosnian soldier.Bring as little ammo as you can.If possible ditch your armor.Bosnian soldiers were underequipped and those don't protect your for shit anyway.
Helmets are optional,but i recommend some other headgear.I advice a headband or a bandana,but other things work too.On the ice map ushanka(get your hands on the ruski one)
One meal only(ABSOLUTELY NO PORK).Do not bring any cigars or drinks.Scavenge for that on the colony.No attachments,expect for the ones scavenged from corpses or made by yourself.
No side arm.Knife in boot.Flares are optional.
STYLE OF PLAY
First things first-speak in broken english or don't speak at all.Make sure to have islamic name.Shout TEKBIR before going into combat.Drink and smoke a lot.
Always go headfirst into combat.Concentrate your fire and move around a lot.Scavenge for supplies and oddities.Treat xenos like Serbians.
EXTRA NOTES
Play some turbofolk or preferably some war music to get you in the mood.
Get your hands on some other weapons beside the smg (shotguns,black market crate)
Be brave.Hold the line and help out your wounded.
You could also bring some medical supplies from the Sulaco but that's also optional.
None of this shit matters anyway beacuse some runner/spitter/hunter is going to leap on you and put a facehugger on you.Then you are either gonna get dragged off,get your limbs hacked off,or most likely fuck around the map untill the worm pops out of your chest or you put a bullet in yourself.
But with a little luck you may just survive and cause some damage.

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Re: How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by adamkad2 » 02 Mar 2017, 14:10

GG no re.
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Re: How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by Tekbir » 02 Mar 2017, 14:14

adamkad2 wrote:GG no re.
What did he mean by this?

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Re: How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by Martzin » 04 Jan 2018, 18:11

very useful strategy, miss you kid - love NATO
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Re: How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by Tekbir » 21 Jan 2018, 19:25

ČSLA strong,miss you too buddy

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Re: How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by juliansl » 22 Jan 2018, 03:19

Tekbir wrote:
02 Mar 2017, 14:02
Treat xenos like Serbians.
Woah, that's a bit rash isn't it?

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Re: How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by TheMusician321 » 22 Jan 2018, 18:29

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Re: How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by Tekbir » 02 Feb 2018, 17:39

juliansl wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 03:19
Woah, that's a bit rash isn't it?
Completely justified
TheMusician321 wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 18:29
reeeee dead post necro
piss off

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Re: How to ČSN "Hamza"

Post by AnthonyAT33 » 09 Feb 2018, 22:25

Good day reader.
I am here to show you how to channel the spirit of the Serbian soldier somewhere in betwen 1992 and 1995 into your session of playing colonial memes.
Remove kebab.

That is all, good luck!

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